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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on."

Hey honey! How was your day? Mine was long but I have a day off tomorrow thank the Lord. Now sat resting my weary feet, what you up to?

Oh and MFF with 2 hot bisexual women. Feel free to be an F if you associate with such gender and sexuality.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Surely it's the list of interests?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on.

Hey honey! How was your day? Mine was long but I have a day off tomorrow thank the Lord. Now sat resting my weary feet, what you up to?

Oh and MFF with 2 hot bisexual women. Feel free to be an F if you associate with such gender and sexuality."

You didn't number it. FFS Bruce. Simple task!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One must ‘Treat them with respect.’ It is one of THE fab commandments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely it's the list of interests?"

I dunno....

I thought the list might include things like post a picture of your genitals, fall in love with someone....you know stuff like that

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on.

Hey honey! How was your day? Mine was long but I have a day off tomorrow thank the Lord. Now sat resting my weary feet, what you up to?

Oh and MFF with 2 hot bisexual women. Feel free to be an F if you associate with such gender and sexuality.

You didn't number it. FFS Bruce. Simple task! "

I got distracted by your cleavage and waistline!

Erm...5?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

1. Get a wuu2 message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Get a wuu2 message"

2 get photo verified.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on.

Hey honey! How was your day? Mine was long but I have a day off tomorrow thank the Lord. Now sat resting my weary feet, what you up to?

Oh and MFF with 2 hot bisexual women. Feel free to be an F if you associate with such gender and sexuality.

You didn't number it. FFS Bruce. Simple task!

I got distracted by your cleavage and waistline!

Erm...5?"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Receive your 1000th ‘FAF?’ certificate and badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep with a 26 year old is on the list

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pritty much ticked my full list binned what I didn’t like keep what I liked

There is just two things left both will probably go in ticketed

One due to dynamics

And one due to not being practical or safe I can at least say I have done hafe this one

I will share the dynamics one

Find someone I fully trust have them blind fold me and hand cuff me bent over

Then take control off my fab account and arrange for someone to come over and use me like a toy while blindfolded

Then delete all messages and no verifications left on ither side so I never know who it was then uncuff and unblinded fold me only people that would know is the trusted person and the other person

And evertime Somone visits my profile I always wonder if it was that person that used me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"1. Get a wuu2 message

2 get photo verified."

3. Get a meet now message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Sleep with a 26 year old as well

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Oo Bugger; I’ve just reread it

My apologies PW x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS"

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Nope not just the guys

I got carried away

Story of my life

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Nope not just the guys

I got carried away

Story of my life"

Not around me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?"

I like hotel tvs. Always seem a better volume

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Nope not just the guys

I got carried away

Story of my life

Not around me

We’ve discussed this.

. One time I behave.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?"

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Sleep with a 26 year old is on the list"

Me too.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on.

Hey honey! How was your day? Mine was long but I have a day off tomorrow thank the Lord. Now sat resting my weary feet, what you up to?

Oh and MFF with 2 hot bisexual women. Feel free to be an F if you associate with such gender and sexuality.

You didn't number it. FFS Bruce. Simple task!

I got distracted by your cleavage and waistline!

Erm...5?

Sorrrrrry for finding your boobs appealing PW!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Sleep with a 26 year old as well"

I did this the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo "

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Sleep with a 26 year old is on the list

Me too. "

Are we all sleeping with the 26yr old at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Story of my life

I think the women joined in to make it all inclusive and all that stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleep with a 26 year old is on the list

Me too.

Are we all sleeping with the 26yr old at the same time? "

We'd eat him for breakfast.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Story of my life

I think the women joined in to make it all inclusive and all that stuff"

Are these women ones you'd consider sleeping with with me?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Story of my life

I think the women joined in to make it all inclusive and all that stuff"

.hey I read it. #not all guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on.

Hey honey! How was your day? Mine was long but I have a day off tomorrow thank the Lord. Now sat resting my weary feet, what you up to?

Oh and MFF with 2 hot bisexual women. Feel free to be an F if you associate with such gender and sexuality.

You didn't number it. FFS Bruce. Simple task!

I got distracted by your cleavage and waistline!

Erm...5?

Sorrrrrry for finding your boobs appealing PW!

Sorry, not sorry, for not finding you appealling at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Story of my life

I think the women joined in to make it all inclusive and all that stuff

.hey I read it. #not all guys

I'll let you off then.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What EXACTLY is the list of stuff to tick off?

I want the lot. The complete list!!!

Please reply quote to the poster above you and number your addition so we get a full list by the end.

Might do part 2 and so on.

Hey honey! How was your day? Mine was long but I have a day off tomorrow thank the Lord. Now sat resting my weary feet, what you up to?

Oh and MFF with 2 hot bisexual women. Feel free to be an F if you associate with such gender and sexuality.

You didn't number it. FFS Bruce. Simple task!

I got distracted by your cleavage and waistline!

Erm...5?

Sorrrrrry for finding your boobs appealing PW!

Sorry, not sorry, for not finding you appealling at all.

That's ok you have rights!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Story of my life

I think the women joined in to make it all inclusive and all that stuff

.hey I read it. #not all guys

I'll let you off then."

I wasn’t being inclusive

I’m just * that * stupid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Story of my life

I think the women joined in to make it all inclusive and all that stuff

.hey I read it. #not all guys

I'll let you off then.

I wasn’t being inclusive

I’m just * that * stupid

Stupid's cute.

Dickhead isn't. Stick with stupid. Though I don't think your stupid.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"You can tell it's the guys not reading the OP at all

Story of my life

I think the women joined in to make it all inclusive and all that stuff

.hey I read it. #not all guys

I'll let you off then.

I wasn’t being inclusive

I’m just * that * stupid

Stupid's cute.

Dickhead isn't. Stick with stupid. Though I don't think your stupid."

What if you're a stupid dickhead?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Surely it's the list of interests?

I dunno....

I thought the list might include things like post a picture of your genitals, fall in love with someone....you know stuff like that "

Oh...

25. Don't pass them by

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there"

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Sleep with a 26 year old is on the list"

I would actually recommend this... 25 even

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

17. Help someone with their load

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

That was supposed to be private

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load"

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY"

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged "

I hope they do it hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged "

21. Hoping brucey doesn’t start a thread about it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged

I hope they do it hard "

With 12 inches of synthetic fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to touch wonko in a non sexual place and way

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged

21. Hoping brucey doesn’t start a thread about it"

22. Peg Brucey and ruin his orgasm

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged

21. Hoping brucey doesn’t start a thread about it"

22. Being on a ban when does

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged

21. Hoping brucey doesn’t start a thread about it

22. Peg Brucey and ruin his orgasm "

Beats my number 22

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Me and the lads had the wing commander challenge years ago. I never got my yellow wings, strangely.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"1 open profile

2 get 25 messages before you’ve even completed step 1

3 hide profile

4 filter

5 join forums

6 get ghosted, spammed etc

7 get a decent shag

8 repeat 3,4,6 and sometimes 7 in a circle

9 change filters and expand interest

9a (erm that’s too secret)

10 rinse and repeAT

11 get a ban

12 UNLOS

11 UNLOS

13 Try a TV in your bedroom?

14 shag a guy with a sky remote/lynx can dick comparison photo

15 Actually discover your profile was used by Sydney University because you didn't have the disclaimer there

16 Receive a message calling you a slut and telling you how they're going to ruin you/breed you/make you gag on their huge cock.

17 Recieve a gaping arsehole in your inbox, with message, cum ruin me daddy

18. Help someone with their load

19. Mimi help me with my load it's HEAVY

20. Hearing Brucey has finally been pegged

21. Hoping brucey doesn’t start a thread about it

22. Peg Brucey and ruin his orgasm "

23. Orgasm already happened when he sucked Mimi's toes

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

23. Meet Big Harold....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to touch wonko in a non sexual place and way "

Right on the googly eyes yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24. Introduce big Harold to brucey

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"24. Introduce big Harold to brucey "

25. In a dungeon Brucey on a St Andrews with Big Harold Domming him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this."

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it."

I suggest you log off fab right now, go clear your mind of any sexual thoughts and fuck off to sleep.

You don't want to be having any wet dreams now do you.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it."

You've got a meet Brucey, don't forget the lube

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it."

You want my toes up your ass?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it.

I suggest you log off fab right now, go clear your mind of any sexual thoughts and fuck off to sleep.

You don't want to be having any wet dreams now do you."

Shhhhh.... Don't spoil my plan

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it.

You want my toes up your ass?"

Yeah that I could probably handle tbh

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it.

I suggest you log off fab right now, go clear your mind of any sexual thoughts and fuck off to sleep.

You don't want to be having any wet dreams now do you."

Too late I feel like we've bonded!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Done

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

26 Post the 175th post on a forum thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it.

I suggest you log off fab right now, go clear your mind of any sexual thoughts and fuck off to sleep.

You don't want to be having any wet dreams now do you.

Shhhhh.... Don't spoil my plan"

Oh bugger.

Him, not me!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Shall I rename the thread 100 ways to fuck brucey.

I bet he's wanking over this.

I'm holding out for my meet tomorrow!

Also I don't want anything up my ass. Mimi's toes I can do. Maybe yours PW but only if you call me a dirty pig while I do it.

I suggest you log off fab right now, go clear your mind of any sexual thoughts and fuck off to sleep.

You don't want to be having any wet dreams now do you.

Shhhhh.... Don't spoil my plan

Oh bugger.

Him, not me!

You know one of the later steps....to really complete fab....

You and me totally have to ba ba bone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"24. Introduce big Harold to brucey

25. In a dungeon Brucey on a St Andrews with Big Harold Domming him "

26. Teach some posters about numbers. Sexy numbers, obviously. One could lick the 9 times table onto a clitoris or only suck a penis a prime number of times before coming up for air

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"24. Introduce big Harold to brucey

25. In a dungeon Brucey on a St Andrews with Big Harold Domming him

26. Teach some posters about numbers. Sexy numbers, obviously. One could lick the 9 times table onto a clitoris or only suck a penis a prime number of times before coming up for air

27 Get blamed by somebody for not being interested in them because that's obviously our fault.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"24. Introduce big Harold to brucey

25. In a dungeon Brucey on a St Andrews with Big Harold Domming him

26. Teach some posters about numbers. Sexy numbers, obviously. One could lick the 9 times table onto a clitoris or only suck a penis a prime number of times before coming up for air

27 Get blamed by somebody for not being interested in them because that's obviously our fault. "

28 Take up someone's offer to breed you and have 3 little fab triplets

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

29. Finding your perfect match

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ultimate.

See Granny-crumpets face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ultimate.

See Granny-crumpets face."

I bet she's hot as fuck.

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