FabSwingers.com forum: The Foreplay And Frolicking Matchmaking Thread

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey ey; It’s me, Cupid once again and I’m here to match you all up for yet more licentious liaisons

Last time it got so hot and sweaty in here that I felt the need to go outside for a cigarette….and I don’t even smoke!

As you know, science is my modus operandi; I work on the fool proof system that shared interests equates to great fucky-fucky

So without further ado:

Simply choose one of the following forms of sexual play as a sexual starter (or in other words, which are you in the mood for right now?):

1. Stroking/caressing/sensual massage

2. Oral Sex

3. Fruits and cream smeared over you before being licked off...ooo I say!

4. Whips/paddles/a copy of The Radio Times etc.

5. Something else (please list)

Next list here the sexual position you wish to commence the main event with e.g missionary, doggy etc. - what are you presently really in the mood for?

Now simply sit back and observe everyone else’s responses.

See an exact match to yours? Fucking aye! You’re clearly soulmates so get it on say I!

It couldn’t be simpler

Off you go now my fine folks and may good fortune smile upon thy wanton and quivering loins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we choose as many as we like or just one?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Number one please Bob

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Mental masturbation and kissing (I refuse to choose one. Again).

And I'm happy with just those two. For starter and main.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

No 1 for me please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh fucked that up. Number 5.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Number one please Bob "

Oops sorry. Didn’t read it all

Cowgirl please Bob

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can we choose as many as we like or just one?"

You can choose as many as you like - I’m a dead laid back Cupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we choose as many as we like or just one?

You can choose as many as you like - I’m a dead laid back Cupid

Thank you!

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over a year ago

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Ey ey; It’s me, Cupid once again and I’m here to match you all up for yet more licentious liaisons

Last time it got so hot and sweaty in here that I felt the need to go outside for a cigarette….and I don’t even smoke!

As you know, science is my modus operandi; I work on the fool proof system that shared interests equates to great fucky-fucky

So without further ado:

Simply choose one of the following forms of sexual play as a sexual starter (or in other words, which are you in the mood for right now?):

1. Stroking/caressing/sensual massage

2. Oral Sex

3. Fruits and cream smeared over you before being licked off...ooo I say!

4. Whips/paddles/a copy of The Radio Times etc.

5. Something else (please list)

Next list here the sexual position you wish to commence the main event with e.g missionary, doggy etc. - what are you presently really in the mood for?

Now simply sit back and observe everyone else’s responses.

See an exact match to yours? Fucking aye! You’re clearly soulmates so get it on say I!

It couldn’t be simpler

Off you go now my fine folks and may good fortune smile upon thy wanton and quivering loins

Sensual massage please...I'm clearly pent up...ended up crying out of nowhere today. Lol! It's a thing. Roll on Heathrow Ab Fab tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to choose kissing while having my cock stroked and then missionary please

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Can I start with a kiss? If not 2. I head down there pretty quickly and aggressively ladies

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By *i4bicplsMan
over a year ago

Darwen

Number 2 in 69 position followed by missionary

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Im craving for a nice sensual massage as I just relax. Then sort some food while I doze please

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

5. Kissing and grinding

Cowgirl

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I have just quizzed B for his answers.

Cowgirl

So close...

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

4 to start

Doggy

1 to finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, I love to give a massage and tease and for the position it’s gotta be the speedbump.. after all the teasing, Pusey is dripping, legs crossed and slide it in

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

Definitely number 5 at the moment..

Massage with oils, mutual masturbation, kissing and toys

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By *ecretsinnersCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

5. Smooching and passionate kissing to some sexy music.

Cowgirl

A slow grindy kind of mood at the moment. Possibly tired, so could change to spooning.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1, I love to give a massage and tease and for the position it’s gotta be the speedbump.. after all the teasing, Pusey is dripping, legs crossed and slide it in

Oh and as passionate as that is… the mood I want is to absolutely rail someone…

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I prefer oneplay

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

1 please. Spoons in bed please.

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