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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

You can hit me.

Someone's going to say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to all the wank dayers, ours has gone well. Finished work for the week, kids finished school for half term, day out somewhere fun booked tomorrow to look forward too, alcohol in the fridge, fresh food to cook for dinner and a new boxset to watch tonight on Netlix. Now all we need is a little bit of the sex before sleep and it's about as good as it gets for a Thursday.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd like to vent. And hit someone. But I haven't the energy for either.

Feeling you though, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I text my boss to say I wasn't coming in to work and then I slept for the rest of the morning.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Did you try having a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to say to whoever needs to hear this: it’s ok. You won’t meet most of the people on here. And so what if you do?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

My rage is currently in waves.

First it comes along, then I cool down as a rationalise thing, but then it peaks again because overthinker. But then dips before rising etc.

Grade A frustration and really can't be arsed with the world until its settled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feeling you though, OP."

Shush not in public lady!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I text my boss to say I wasn't coming in to work and then I slept for the rest of the morning.

I tried doing that but he told me I'm self-employed so I don't get paid if I don't.

He's a total prick my boss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you try having a wank?"

Even I wouldn't touch that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs maybe me tell you your wonderful may brighten the day up a little

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Every.

Fucking.

Day.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Feeling you though, OP.

Shush not in public lady! "

Soz... I got overwhelmed

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yep, can I join you in screaming please and maybe a large gin (rum for you)

2 day migraine and over tried toddlers do not mix well.

I'm officially done for the day, it better end in orgasms or it's a super shite day!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to all the wank dayers, ours has gone well. Finished work for the week, kids finished school for half term, day out somewhere fun booked tomorrow to look forward too, alcohol in the fridge, fresh food to cook for dinner and a new boxset to watch tonight on Netlix. Now all we need is a little bit of the sex before sleep and it's about as good as it gets for a Thursday."

No one likes a show off Marv (or penny)

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

Oh dear

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something tells me your not in a good mood, not sure where this assumption has come from

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs. "

Must be in Yarmouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear

Problem dick?

Can I call you dick? For short.

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

"Oh dear

Problem dick?

Can I call you dick? For short."

You may call me Dick, Dick by name & Dick by nature.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

Must be in Yarmouth

In that case I won't go then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs. "

I'll pay anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear

Problem dick?

Can I call you dick? For short.

You may call me Dick, Dick by name & Dick by nature.

No arguments here.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

I'll pay anything "

There's one near me, but it's just a rage room. 50£ for 20 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

I'll pay anything

There's one near me, but it's just a rage room. 50£ for 20 minutes.

What do you do in it?

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

"Oh dear

Problem dick?

Can I call you dick? For short.

You may call me Dick, Dick by name & Dick by nature.

No arguments here."

That makes a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

I'll pay anything

There's one near me, but it's just a rage room. 50£ for 20 minutes.

50 quid? That would put me in a bad mood.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm sorry you've had a bad day, OP. Today's been ok, but the last few days at work have been painful, with two colleagues I would happily never ever see again.

Thankfully I'm about to change jobs, so I won't have to. I'm keeping my voodoo dolls though.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

I'll pay anything

There's one near me, but it's just a rage room. 50£ for 20 minutes.

What do you do in it? "

They provide safety gear and you can choose a baseball bat to smash TV's among other things.

You can even take your own playlist or they provide it.

St.Anger and Painkiller goes on my playlist definitely.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

I'll pay anything

There's one near me, but it's just a rage room. 50£ for 20 minutes.

50 quid? That would put me in a bad mood. "

Probably they are trying to piss you off, so you will spend more time and money there.

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yes... Started off in a great mood, actually slept reasonably well, but weather has been shit so impeded my dog walking routine, was supposed to have a social but he didn't confirm, then I had to end a situationship (after a year) so I've been feeling all the emotions about that, even though I know it's for the best and I've had numerous dick pics sent to my inbox. Today can just fuck right off (middle finger emoji)

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I don't hit people unless it's self defense, but apparently there are places you can smash a car with a baseball bat for fun. Not sure how much it costs.

I'll pay anything

There's one near me, but it's just a rage room. 50£ for 20 minutes.

What do you do in it?

They provide safety gear and you can choose a baseball bat to smash TV's among other things.

You can even take your own playlist or they provide it.

St.Anger and Painkiller goes on my playlist definitely.

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/czVq8bmu7YA

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

"Yes... Started off in a great mood, actually slept reasonably well, but weather has been shit so impeded my dog walking routine, was supposed to have a social but he didn't confirm, then I had to end a situationship (after a year) so I've been feeling all the emotions about that, even though I know it's for the best and I've had numerous dick pics sent to my inbox. Today can just fuck right off (middle finger emoji)"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear

Problem dick?

Can I call you dick? For short.

You may call me Dick, Dick by name & Dick by nature.

No arguments here.

That makes a change

Ah dick, don't be like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d just like to scream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just like to scream. "

And shout, and let it all out?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sounds like a productive day of wanks with a big scream at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just like to scream.

And shout, and let it all out?"

Something like that

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I’d like to say to whoever needs to hear this: it’s ok. You won’t meet most of the people on here. And so what if you do? "

Like a who the cap fit thing?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I’d just like to scream.

And shout, and let it all out?

Something like that "

Freedom?

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I’d just like to scream.

And shout, and let it all out?"

These are the things I can do without

Come on

I'm talking to you

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

"Oh dear

Problem dick?

Can I call you dick? For short.

You may call me Dick, Dick by name & Dick by nature.

No arguments here.

That makes a change

Ah dick, don't be like that "

OK Karen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just like to scream.

And shout, and let it all out?

Something like that

Freedom? "

Stop that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear

Problem dick?

Can I call you dick? For short.

You may call me Dick, Dick by name & Dick by nature.

No arguments here.

That makes a change

Ah dick, don't be like that

OK Karen

FFS who told him my name.

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I’d just like to scream.

And shout, and let it all out?

Something like that "

Loving the undies in the new pic... Where are they from?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I actually feel like going for a run or something just to let some angry energy out.

I’m currently just quietly seething.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My throat is too sore for screaming but the rest yes!!

Hot toddy before bed me thinks which is just another way of saying I'm having rum. For medicinal purposes obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I always like it when your positive side shines through and we see you like this in one of your better moods.

It's when the darkside takes over and you come across all negative that I know I need to run. But when you are happy like this, it's almost as though the sun has come out and everything is right with the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just like to scream.

And shout, and let it all out?

Something like that

Loving the undies in the new pic... Where are they from?

Oh thank you! It’s from shein

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I guess you missed it.

This is what you can do for your money in the rage room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My throat is too sore for screaming but the rest yes!!

Hot toddy before bed me thinks which is just another way of saying I'm having rum. For medicinal purposes obviously."

I fully support this decision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I always like it when your positive side shines through and we see you like this in one of your better moods.

I know right, spread sunshine everywhere I go me.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm good today actually. Day off tomorrow

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I'm lucky as I have a selection of different sized hammers at work to hit things with..... Unfortunately not my Co workers tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I always like it when your positive side shines through and we see you like this in one of your better moods.

I know right, spread sunshine everywhere I go me."

Everyone should what they are good at. The Banshee of Darkness may be a good thing for you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I always like it when your positive side shines through and we see you like this in one of your better moods.

I know right, spread sunshine everywhere I go me."

Well it makes me chuckle - but then I am easily pleased (simple things please simple minds)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I'm lucky as I have a selection of different sized hammers at work to hit things with..... Unfortunately not my Co workers tho.

I fear I'd end up in a smidge of trouble if I hit people at my work.

Tempting though.

Very tempting.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

That's an awful lot of wank for someone who isn't a fan of wanking. Hope things are less wanky for you tomorrow. Rum will help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, today started off wank, the middle of the day was wank, and now is mega wank.

Do you ever just wanna scream!!! Or maybe hit someone.

Come, vent away!!!!

I'd like to tell my boss you know what I am ill and no I am not coming into fucking work just because we are busy!!! (But I will be in)

I'm lucky as I have a selection of different sized hammers at work to hit things with..... Unfortunately not my Co workers tho.

I fear I'd end up in a smidge of trouble if I hit people at my work.

Tempting though.

Very tempting."

Take up boxing as a hobby. They positively encourage hitting people..

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