FabSwingers.com forum: Why is hotel sex

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Better?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is hotel sex Better?!"

It's not.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Because I don't have to wash the sheets

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

But I like my own bed!

However you don't need to clean up any mess (technically) and any excessive noise is not gossip among neighbours.

Plus it's neutral ground and some place new for both parties.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

It's the threadcount of the sheets if you pic the right hotel. Makes all the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better?!"

It’s just kinky sneaking away

Been nosey

Messy

Curtains open

Hearing others fuck

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Beds Nr-m1-j11a-Let's chat social-fun if Click

"Because I don't have to wash the sheets

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Brilliant LOL.

Or hoover up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better?!"

It’s not for me. Feels seedy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hotels are a treat. Treating yourself (and your partner) is sexy.

Hotels are anonymous. The chance to be someone else - not your everyday self - is sexy.

Hotels are an escape. From the day-to-day realities of your life. Freedom is sexy.

I could go on, but I think you can see the pattern. Hotels are sexy, basically.

(Good ones, anyway. A manky £15-a-night B&B on a Blackpool back street with mould growing up the wall and stains on the mattress is not sexy. Unless you have quite specialised interests.)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Better?!

It’s just kinky sneaking away

Been nosey

Messy

Curtains open

Hearing others fuck"

Sneaking?

Don't most hotels require credit cards and ID?

Doesn't seem very sneaky.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"(Good ones, anyway. A manky £15-a-night B&B on a Blackpool back street with mould growing up the wall and stains on the mattress is not sexy. Unless you have quite specialised interests.)"

Don't kink shame

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Beds Nr-m1-j11a-Let's chat social-fun if Click

Love a Hotel meets.

But one needs to be careful lots of nosey people staff about LOL.

It does add to the fun.

But.

95% of my meets are in

Are in a rented

Apartment

Flat

Chalet

Pod

If you pick it very carefully and your ok paying the £s.

It's so much nicer.

I never visit a fabbers place 1st or allow into mine now.

There are.

To many appaulling living standards and weirdos about.

Had some strange experiences.

WALK OUT AND NEVER GOING BACK LOL.

this is only imho.

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Beds Nr-m1-j11a-Let's chat social-fun if Click

"Hotels are a treat. Treating yourself (and your partner) is sexy.

Hotels are anonymous. The chance to be someone else - not your everyday self - is sexy.

Hotels are an escape. From the day-to-day realities of your life. Freedom is sexy.

I could go on, but I think you can see the pattern. Hotels are sexy, basically.

(Good ones, anyway. A manky £15-a-night B&B on a Blackpool back street with mould growing up the wall and stains on the mattress is not sexy. Unless you have quite specialised interests.)"

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Hit the nail on the head here

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Beds Nr-m1-j11a-Let's chat social-fun if Click

"Better?!

It’s just kinky sneaking away

Been nosey

Messy

Curtains open

Hearing others fuck

Sneaking?

Don't most hotels require credit cards and ID?

Doesn't seem very sneaky."

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DayStays are cash on arrival

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Because I've no kids in the next room I've got to be worried about waking up.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Connection is better, not the location of the fuckery!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Don't kink shame

I’m glad you said that. I knew *someone* would.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

You haven't had to spend ages tidying up and putting clean sheets on the bed.

There's an ensuite.

You won't know the neighbours.

No one will knock the door.

You can make as much noise as you like.

You don't have to clean up after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than what?

Dustbin sex?

The smell

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Blood all over the sheets can be blamed on a nose bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room.service

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

"You haven't had to spend ages tidying up and putting clean sheets on the bed.

There's an ensuite.

You won't know the neighbours.

No one will knock the door.

You can make as much noise as you like.

You don't have to clean up after."
This.

Plus no kids.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hotel sex isn't better. But having sex in a hotel has a hell of a lot of benefits over having sex in your own home.

Mind you... sex in your own home has a lot of benefits over sex elsewhere as well.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You haven't had to spend ages tidying up and putting clean sheets on the bed.

There's an ensuite.

You won't know the neighbours.

No one will knock the door.

You can make as much noise as you like.

You don't have to clean up after."

I'm just gonna say it. I'm starting to want to have sex with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you have a little kettle right next to your bed and can make coffee.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It depends on the quality of the hotel.

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

Because you can fit more people in a hotel bed, than your v comfy but not so spacious ‘small double’ at home! ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as he remembers to shut the door. I'd left a shoe wedging it open so he could arrive after me, and in his haste, he never kicked the shoe away and shut the damn door. I thought the walls were extra thin that day hearing all the corridor noise

Hotels are ok

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"You haven't had to spend ages tidying up and putting clean sheets on the bed.

There's an ensuite.

You won't know the neighbours.

No one will knock the door.

You can make as much noise as you like.

You don't have to clean up after.

I'm just gonna say it. I'm starting to want to have sex with you

Only just now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is? I hate hotel sex some days. I love it on other days

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You haven't had to spend ages tidying up and putting clean sheets on the bed.

There's an ensuite.

You won't know the neighbours.

No one will knock the door.

You can make as much noise as you like.

You don't have to clean up after.

I'm just gonna say it. I'm starting to want to have sex with you

Only just now?"

Pretty much! You have seemed fun lately! X

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

No kids, no visitors (unwanted), room service. Breakfast!

There's lots of fun to be had in hotels with the right company.

Better doesn't come into it though really, I don't think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comes with a cooked breakfast something to look forward to init

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hotel breakfast!

Umm and sex I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotel breakfast!

Umm and sex I suppose.

Great minds J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Hotel breakfast!

Umm and sex I suppose.

Great minds J "

Yup! Priorities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotel breakfast!

Umm and sex I suppose.

Great minds J

Yup! Priorities

A good quality sausage is important

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Hotel breakfast!

Umm and sex I suppose.

Great minds J

Yup! Priorities

A good quality sausage is important "

A sausage works well as a bean barrier. That doesn't work as a euphemism though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotel breakfast!

Umm and sex I suppose.

Great minds J

Yup! Priorities

A good quality sausage is important

A sausage works well as a bean barrier. That doesn't work as a euphemism though.

Only one bean I'd be intrested in

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

There is something a bit naughty about it. Plus the sheets, air con etc.

But I always find the aftermath a bit more platonic than at someone else home

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Because there is always the possibility, however remote, that a lusty cleaning lady wearing a French maid's outfit will accidentally walk in on you and want to join in.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

It just is.

The sense of freedom and forgetting life for a while, and neutral venue, plus you don't have to worry about the clean up as much.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"Because there is always the possibility, however remote, that a lusty cleaning lady wearing a French maid's outfit will accidentally walk in on you and want to join in. "

On my honeymoon while on the San Fransisco leg, a bus boy brought a bottle of champagne in while we were at it after just checking in. Trust me, there is nothing erotic about someone inadvertently walking in on you having sex n a hotel, just three lots of panic

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Because I don't have to wash the sheets

This

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Because there is always the possibility, however remote, that a lusty cleaning lady wearing a French maid's outfit will accidentally walk in on you and want to join in. "

You think so?

A few years back it might have been Lenny Henry if you stayed in a Premier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you want to do it hard enough for people to hear what good time your having plus you can have a little competition with the couple next door who can be the loudest hehe

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

Hotels life can be a lonely life but there are good sides.

If you get to have sex in a hotel room, you can get up afterwards, have a good stretch and admire the views outside... views over the City and and see people beavering away in their offices .

Where else do you get all that whilst you wipe your cock on the long drapes/curtains

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yeah it’s good, I’ve had some fab sex in hotels around the UK. The best usually in a Marriott or Hilton. However sex at home, or in the camper van or the woods can be equally fantastic.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Better?!"

Because my dogs are not trying to join in or run away with the underwear on the floor.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Better?!

Because my dogs are not trying to join in or run away with the underwear on the floor."

Animals can be right pests during sex can't they?

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Had some great meets in hotels, we love the anonymity of it, especally if its couples you can catch the bar staffs eye and kiss the other party leaving them some what bemused. Better still if there are 6 of you & the ladies love flirt.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

‘Hogging’ Hotel Dogging.

Push the bed or couch up against the window (full length of course), pull back curtains, set tasteful and revealing lighting and put on a show..

Love hotel meets, doing one on Monday evening, bar flirting, lift fumble and grope, into room and tear off clothes, occasionally come up for air and champagne

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t have to wash the sheets after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is hotel sex Better?!

It's not."

It is x

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Better?!

Because my dogs are not trying to join in or run away with the underwear on the floor."

The shock of an unexpected cold nose or a lick in the nethers

Pets can be sooo stealthy

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Because there is always the possibility, however remote, that a lusty cleaning lady wearing a French maid's outfit will accidentally walk in on you and want to join in. "

Had a maid walk in on a rampant MMF Dayroom special last Friday

I didn’t hear the door open (ears covered if you know what I mean) but heard her say ‘Oooh my! So sorry!’ and door slamming.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Depends on the quality of the hotel.

Was in a hotel in Barcelona 2 weeks ago and the bed literally banged across the floor. We kept stopping and saying “oh the poor people on the floor below”. That did sound hot in Spanish though …

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why is hotel sex Better?!

It's not.

It is x "

Fancy my hotel later?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Why is hotel sex Better?!

It's not.

It is x "

Spot on.

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

It’s the scent of the thousands of lonely business men who’ve stayed there before you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is hotel sex Better?!

It's not."

Oh, you are so right of course.. I never fucked a hotel have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better?!"

Op, what makes you think a fuck in a hotel is better.. And better than what other sex op.

Never fucked a hotel bad enough with bed and breakfast at home op

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Why is hotel sex Better?!

It's not."

Well not when you are alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is hotel sex Better?!

It's not.

It is x "

Lots potentially wrong with it - the bedding can be stained, room can be unsanitary, potential for disturbance (whether from thin walls and noisey neighbours or maids coming in to sort the room - as testified by others in this thread).

I have had some very pleasurable sex in hotels, but actually I prefer the comfort of my own house, complete freedom to do what we like, to have the full run of the place and not just be confined to one bedroom, to break for a snack, to reconvene in the lounge or another room ... its just more comfortable at home (feel free to pop over xx)

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