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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

when your body so big?

A small child asked me this when I lived in South Korea. It made me laugh because in Korea having a small head (stop it I know what you are thinking) is considered a good thing but a large body is not. I am still unsure if it was a compliment, a dig or just a genuine question.

I think about it often and it makes me laugh every time.

What have you been asked or told by a child that you have not been able to put out your mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a chubby guy, with extras round my waste.

My friends child said to me i did not know men get pregnant.

I smiled and laughed.

Her mum was furious cause her daughter said that to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter once said “why is your face like that” and didn’t elaborate any further. I think about it often

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

My little girl told the Mr that mummy never laughs that made me a little sad.

Mrs

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"when your body so big?

A small child asked me this when I lived in South Korea. It made me laugh because in Korea having a small head (stop it I know what you are thinking) is considered a good thing but a large body is not. I am still unsure if it was a compliment, a dig or just a genuine question.

I think about it often and it makes me laugh every time.

What have you been asked or told by a child that you have not been able to put out your mind?"

Out of curiosity what answer did you give?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Good way of getting your gallery looked at, OP, to see if it is true.

To save anyone else the trouble, the evidence is inconclusive!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Good way of getting your gallery looked at, OP, to see if it is true.

To save anyone else the trouble, the evidence is inconclusive!"

Or... It could just have been a fun thread?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

The wisdom of children.

I worked with young carers, they have many pearls of wisdom. The one that was most poignant, which really needs the context of her back story, but isn't mine to share. Was when she asked me: "why does everybody have to be so mean to each other". She was only 7.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When my son was little we was going on a bus into town.

A pregnant lady got on and our son said loudly

" why's that lady got a big tummy"

Jools explained that she had a baby in her tummy just like I did with you

My son "oh"

A few seconds later a guy gets on with a huge beer belly

My son " Mummy, Daddy has he got a baby in his tummy also"

Everyone on the bus cracked up we then had to hastily try to explain that men don't have babies

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I was teaching in this remote village in Sumatra, clearly they hadn’t seen white people before.

I was told I was handsome like Micheal Jackson and my girlfriend at the time was beautiful like Princess Diana. We still laugh about it now!

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"I am a chubby guy, with extras round my waste.

My friends child said to me i did not know men get pregnant.

I smiled and laughed.

Her mum was furious cause her daughter said that to me.

"

Children are brutal!

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"My daughter once said “why is your face like that” and didn’t elaborate any further. I think about it often "

It will be because she thought you were beautiful. Hopefully.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"My little girl told the Mr that mummy never laughs that made me a little sad.

Mrs "

Maybe she meant you didn't laugh at Mr's jokes? But I hope you get to laugh often now. .

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"when your body so big?

A small child asked me this when I lived in South Korea. It made me laugh because in Korea having a small head (stop it I know what you are thinking) is considered a good thing but a large body is not. I am still unsure if it was a compliment, a dig or just a genuine question.

I think about it often and it makes me laugh every time.

What have you been asked or told by a child that you have not been able to put out your mind?

Out of curiosity what answer did you give?"

I think I laughed and the poor boy was ushered away and I had to say not to worry to the teacher.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Good way of getting your gallery looked at, OP, to see if it is true.

To save anyone else the trouble, the evidence is inconclusive!"

Ahhh yes. Not going to be clear on my gallery. But the photo my work decided to publish today is the reason I thought of it. And no definately not sharing that.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"The wisdom of children.

I worked with young carers, they have many pearls of wisdom. The one that was most poignant, which really needs the context of her back story, but isn't mine to share. Was when she asked me: "why does everybody have to be so mean to each other". She was only 7."

What did you say. Because adults are dicks?

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By *randMrsLPCouple
over a year ago

london

I had a workmate in Leeds over 40 years ago. The bloke was older than me by about ten yrs. He had broad should and at least 6, 3/4" nice fit build, not a weighlifter or anything. However, I noted his head/face was too small for his body. I'd never say that but other workmates often called this guy silly names behind his back re size of face/head in proportion to his body

We have a family friend that has a long neck and one with hardly a neck

If one is lucky, everything would be in proportion to perceived norms

I was never really handsome but ok and got girls if I tried but now older, if I may say so myself, I'm an old git and out of ten for looks I'd givemyself a 3.

Looks are not everything as most of us know.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"When my son was little we was going on a bus into town.

A pregnant lady got on and our son said loudly

" why's that lady got a big tummy"

Jools explained that she had a baby in her tummy just like I did with you

My son "oh"

A few seconds later a guy gets on with a huge beer belly

My son " Mummy, Daddy has he got a baby in his tummy also"

Everyone on the bus cracked up we then had to hastily try to explain that men don't have babies "

That poor man. I would not have been able to help myself laughing either.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"I was teaching in this remote village in Sumatra, clearly they hadn’t seen white people before.

I was told I was handsome like Micheal Jackson and my girlfriend at the time was beautiful like Princess Diana. We still laugh about it now! "

I feel like that is a story you will laugh about in old age too. Brilliant.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I once asked my son if he liked my make up, he said well at least you don't look like a drag queen. Cheers son!

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

My cousin's daughter,I think she was about eight at the time,at a family meeting before a funeral,"is it another box day?"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Given the nature of my work, far far too many

Fairly recently prompting a Google search for adult braces...

"Mrs X, do you have a wobbly tooth too?"

J

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