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The day's only just started and I'm upset already...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All it took was for the bus to decide to show up 2 minutes earlier, for me to watch it drive past me oblivious to me running towards the bus stop. Ignore my requests to stop, leaving me waiting 15 minutes for the next.

Misery loves company, so if you're having a fantastic day I don't wanna hear it. Tell me your day's going worse than mine to cheer me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh that's shit... so annoying when that happens! Well I've only just woken up so we'll see what happens lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh that's shit... so annoying when that happens! Well I've only just woken up so we'll see what happens lol"

This was for op lol

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By *ugbydadMan
over a year ago

anywhere

Working outside today only to realise I’ve left my waterproofs in the other van.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Im having an amazing day, lifes good living the dream

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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My day's not worse than yours - sorry OP, that sounds really frustrating! But seeing as we're doing the whole misery accompanied thing... I'm having to wait for painkillers to kick in before I can get downstairs.

Today will be a long day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not risen from the put yet so I don’t have anything yet. I’ll get back to you in an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear op. Not a great start but at least only 15 minutes till the next bus. Where I live you'd have to wait till tomorrow

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That's rubbish op.

My days starting pants too, banging head isn't what I needed.

Mrs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I’ve not risen from the put yet so I don’t have anything yet. I’ll get back to you in an hour."

Lol

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea "

Mine is very similar. Came downstairs to dog wee And poo on the kitchen floor. Luckily we put puppy pads down (she's 8!), but she still managed to miss. Floor mopped this morning

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

No doubt there are some bus drivers who do this on purpose!

Hopefully today will be ok to good, so no offence OP but we're hoping not to further contribute to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea

Mine is very similar. Came downstairs to dog wee And poo on the kitchen floor. Luckily we put puppy pads down (she's 8!), but she still managed to miss. Floor mopped this morning "

We have those too, and they were also missed

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By *arry001Man
over a year ago

Oldbury

I’ve going to work knowing I’ve got little to do it’s so boring I’d rather be busy allday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im having an amazing day, lifes good living the dream "

If you're looking for a smile Caucasian Ghandi, I can tell you I don't have happiness... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Caucasian Ghandi, I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't take this endearing positivity back, I will look for your dad's left nut, I will find your dad's left nut, and I will ... Ummmm. I'm not sure tbh. Probably laugh, probably surprise myself at those particular set of skills.

To the rest of you, thank you for being miserable c*nts. I'm bathing in a sea of pity. Either that or I've caught bed bugs from sitting on the bus/train.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea

Mine is very similar. Came downstairs to dog wee And poo on the kitchen floor. Luckily we put puppy pads down (she's 8!), but she still managed to miss. Floor mopped this morning

We have those too, and they were also missed "

What are they like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...no offence OP but we're hoping not to further contribute to this thread "

Damnez Vous Kropotkin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo ooo ooo I got something now.

I’ve just had to go downstairs for a piss, which is annoying in itself seeing as the only bathroom here is downstairs. Fuckin 100 year old houses! To cap my misery, it’s freezing cold, and my return to bed was halted by dead rat entrails to clean up. A present from one of my fellow assassins here at The Continental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sympathy of course no excuse from bus driver BUT why cut so fine #just saying

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

OP, I usually have the opposite problem with the bus, with it being at least 5 min late and a single decker full of school kids (it's a busy run, with two big schools on route yet they insist of sending single deckers). Can't wait for half term next week!

And so far, so good for me but I am only just getting up.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"...no offence OP but we're hoping not to further contribute to this thread

Damnez Vous Kropotkin!"

Well speaking of Kropotkin.

I started cooking bacon and eggs, only to discover i'm out of bread.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Good morning!

Nothing better than spilling 600ml of double cream all over the fridge, kitchen counters and floor.

Roll on the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...no offence OP but we're hoping not to further contribute to this thread

Damnez Vous Kropotkin!

Well speaking of Kropotkin.

I started cooking bacon and eggs, only to discover i'm out of bread. "

All bread is for all men! Damn you Kropotkin.

This thread is acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a headache.

My face is puffy. I look shit.

My whole body aches.

I can't even taste my coffee.

And I've been up since 3:56, to be precise.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm doing okay so far. But as I watched the dustbin lorry arrive at 7.24am I thought of the misery my neighbour will feel later as she hadn't put her bin out. Plus I got to see the wet sadness of the lady 2 doors down who had to rush out in her pyjamas with her bin in the pouring rain. All while I eating my Weetabix

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

I come downstairs this morning which is unusual because I normally lay on my bed and come

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"All it took was for the bus to decide to show up 2 minutes earlier, for me to watch it drive past me oblivious to me running towards the bus stop. Ignore my requests to stop, leaving me waiting 15 minutes for the next.

Misery loves company, so if you're having a fantastic day I don't wanna hear it. Tell me your day's going worse than mine to cheer me up. "

That sounds shite and it's heckin cold this morning

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea "

Oh no! Poor pooch poor floors.

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

I had a shocker of a day yesterday so I have woken up this morning telling myself that today will be a better day.. 1 espresso down and so far so good. I hope everyone who’s day hasn’t started so well seems a quick turnaround for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've woken up feeling really sick, went to the bathroom and vomited. I've rang in sick and heading back to bed once I've put our son on the school bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine getting to work, being there for an hour and realising that you booked today and tomorrow off... Yes, that's my day today

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Imagine getting to work, being there for an hour and realising that you booked today and tomorrow off... Yes, that's my day today "

Oh god how annoying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh god how annoying lol"

I didn't have anything planned, just using days up so decided to stay today. Not going in tomorrow though haha!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


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Oh god how annoying lol

I didn't have anything planned, just using days up so decided to stay today. Not going in tomorrow though haha!"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter texted me to say she bought a £18 train ticket to school instead of the £4 one she was meant to get - and the kids drank all the milk last night and didn’t tell me, so no coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh that’s annoying OP!

Well I had to get out of bed so naturally I’m in a bad mood already. I’m sure something else will piss me off today. I’ll report back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea

Oh no! Poor pooch poor floors.

"

Gonna leave the back door open tonight

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Ran out of milk for my coffee.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I had a sex dream. I had nobody to act it out with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realised I'd forgotten to bring a hairband with me and couldn't tie my hair up for a shower, but figured out that using one of my clean thongs worked well!

Please tell me that made you laugh a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea "

My old cat.. 14 years now she will not wee twice in tray she a lady and just never steps in her tray I find then she found a corner.. Cat pee hums if not treated or treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I realised I'd forgotten to bring a hairband with me and couldn't tie my hair up for a shower, but figured out that using one of my clean thongs worked well!

Please tell me that made you laugh a little bit.

"

That is novel. Might use that idea pw.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I've just called time on a "situationship" and although it's for the best, for my feelings sake, I'm still a bit sad about it. So yeah, that's shit.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I came downstairs to find my lounge swimming in dog wee (old dog has dementia and forgotten how to tell me he needs a wee in the night) so I had to bleach all the floors before I even had my tea "

Oh I also had a cat pee incident, had to move the freezer out to mop under it. Honestly...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I realised I'd forgotten to bring a hairband with me and couldn't tie my hair up for a shower, but figured out that using one of my clean thongs worked well!

Please tell me that made you laugh a little bit.

That made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I realised I'd forgotten to bring a hairband with me and couldn't tie my hair up for a shower, but figured out that using one of my clean thongs worked well!

Please tell me that made you laugh a little bit.

That made me lol

"

I now have to do a video demonstration lol

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By *x9rtonyMan
over a year ago

uk

I’m glad I’ve not to go anywhere on the bus yet , being as dvla revoked my licenses because someone else reversed over me and my bike , the upside is I’m still walking breathing and everything works except the nothing haha

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I realised I'd forgotten to bring a hairband with me and couldn't tie my hair up for a shower, but figured out that using one of my clean thongs worked well!

Please tell me that made you laugh a little bit.

That made me lol

I now have to do a video demonstration lol"

Definitely ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're all amazing. Thank you.

Now I'll be working all night to finish off unnecessary departmental improvement plans that I've ignored for the last 3 weeks.

And I was planning to go to Rio's so that's off now.

On the upside, my breath reeks of garlic because I couldn't help but gorge on the marinated Nandos style olives Costco sells.

*And breathes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PS: hope your day's got better.

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