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By *melie LAL OP   Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Love a riddle but I need an answer.

Your cow question... What's the answer?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Can stand up to its tits in water but not get it's pussy wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

300

800+200=1000 1000-1100 = -100 -100+1300 = 1200 1200-900= 300

As it was how much did I earn

So you had to invest 900 witch has to be take away as it isn’t profit witch would leave you 300 for 900 invested

Honestly the amount off people that shouldn’t start a business is unbelievable also as for a accountant I would walk it straight out the door for my business paying extra tax

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Can stand up to its tits in water but not get it's pussy wet."

Bull shit

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Can stand up to its tits in water but not get it's pussy wet.

Bull shit"

Old farming joke

Question: what's the difference between a cow and a woman?

Answer:the cow can stand up to its tits in water......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"300

800+200=1000 1000-1100 = -100 -100+1300 = 1200 1200-900= 300

As it was how much did I earn

So you had to invest 900 witch has to be take away as it isn’t profit witch would leave you 300 for 900 invested

Honestly the amount off people that shouldn’t start a business is unbelievable also as for a accountant I would walk it straight out the door for my business paying extra tax "

Erm….

You invested 900 of your own money, you ended up with 1300 from final proceeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still saying £1200 but now I’ve forgotten how I got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, but the cow tastes fuckin nice in this burger!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"300

800+200=1000 1000-1100 = -100 -100+1300 = 1200 1200-900= 300

As it was how much did I earn

So you had to invest 900 witch has to be take away as it isn’t profit witch would leave you 300 for 900 invested

Honestly the amount off people that shouldn’t start a business is unbelievable also as for a accountant I would walk it straight out the door for my business paying extra tax "

You've taken the additional £100 investment off twice.

First here, -100 + 1300 = 1200 which is correct, but then you take it into account again when you deduct 900 in the final sum.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"300

800+200=1000 1000-1100 = -100 -100+1300 = 1200 1200-900= 300

As it was how much did I earn

So you had to invest 900 witch has to be take away as it isn’t profit witch would leave you 300 for 900 invested

Honestly the amount off people that shouldn’t start a business is unbelievable also as for a accountant I would walk it straight out the door for my business paying extra tax

You've taken the additional £100 investment off twice.

First here, -100 + 1300 = 1200 which is correct, but then you take it into account again when you deduct 900 in the final sum.

B "

Cost off goods was 900 not 800 honestly how is it so hard to understand do it in a calculater

800+200 = 1000 1000-1100 = -1000 -100+1300 is 1200 then you you payed 800 for the first cow and had to add 100 to buy the second cow witch now brings the total cost off goods to 900 this is whare people go wrong they are not take the cost off goods in to factor

The 900 invested was you own money it isn’t taxes your earnings is 300

1200-900

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Did it really jump over the moon?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"300

800+200=1000 1000-1100 = -100 -100+1300 = 1200 1200-900= 300

As it was how much did I earn

So you had to invest 900 witch has to be take away as it isn’t profit witch would leave you 300 for 900 invested

Honestly the amount off people that shouldn’t start a business is unbelievable also as for a accountant I would walk it straight out the door for my business paying extra tax

You've taken the additional £100 investment off twice.

First here, -100 + 1300 = 1200 which is correct, but then you take it into account again when you deduct 900 in the final sum.

B

Cost off goods was 900 not 800 honestly how is it so hard to understand do it in a calculater

800+200 = 1000 1000-1100 = -1000 -100+1300 is 1200 then you you payed 800 for the first cow and had to add 100 to buy the second cow witch now brings the total cost off goods to 900 this is whare people go wrong they are not take the cost off goods in to factor

The 900 invested was you own money it isn’t taxes your earnings is 300

1200-900

"

But you've already taken the additional £100 off when you reduce the £1300 down to £1200, so you only take £800 from that figure.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching this unfold last night.

The answer will depend on how you define 'earn' surely?

Takings?

Turnover?

Profit?

To be fair it was a rubbish question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching this unfold last night.

The answer will depend on how you define 'earn' surely?

Takings?

Turnover?

Profit?

To be fair it was a rubbish question! "

It’s one of those social media questions that are designed to have multiple answers depending on how you interpret them.

This one I’ve seen on Twitter for many weeks now.

It’s done because the more replies / clicks the poster gets on Twitter / Insta / Fakebook whatever, the more revenue they get from their monetised accounts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"300

800+200=1000 1000-1100 = -100 -100+1300 = 1200 1200-900= 300

As it was how much did I earn

So you had to invest 900 witch has to be take away as it isn’t profit witch would leave you 300 for 900 invested

Honestly the amount off people that shouldn’t start a business is unbelievable also as for a accountant I would walk it straight out the door for my business paying extra tax

You've taken the additional £100 investment off twice.

First here, -100 + 1300 = 1200 which is correct, but then you take it into account again when you deduct 900 in the final sum.

B

Cost off goods was 900 not 800 honestly how is it so hard to understand do it in a calculater

800+200 = 1000 1000-1100 = -1000 -100+1300 is 1200 then you you payed 800 for the first cow and had to add 100 to buy the second cow witch now brings the total cost off goods to 900 this is whare people go wrong they are not take the cost off goods in to factor

The 900 invested was you own money it isn’t taxes your earnings is 300

1200-900

But you've already taken the additional £100 off when you reduce the £1300 down to £1200, so you only take £800 from that figure.

B"

No I make it simpler

You make 100 profits on the first cow as your 100 short for the next cow and you make 200 profit on the second cow for a total off 300

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

The thread that keeps on giving

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"300

800+200=1000 1000-1100 = -100 -100+1300 = 1200 1200-900= 300

As it was how much did I earn

So you had to invest 900 witch has to be take away as it isn’t profit witch would leave you 300 for 900 invested

Honestly the amount off people that shouldn’t start a business is unbelievable also as for a accountant I would walk it straight out the door for my business paying extra tax

You've taken the additional £100 investment off twice.

First here, -100 + 1300 = 1200 which is correct, but then you take it into account again when you deduct 900 in the final sum.

B

Cost off goods was 900 not 800 honestly how is it so hard to understand do it in a calculater

800+200 = 1000 1000-1100 = -1000 -100+1300 is 1200 then you you payed 800 for the first cow and had to add 100 to buy the second cow witch now brings the total cost off goods to 900 this is whare people go wrong they are not take the cost off goods in to factor

The 900 invested was you own money it isn’t taxes your earnings is 300

1200-900

But you've already taken the additional £100 off when you reduce the £1300 down to £1200, so you only take £800 from that figure.

B

No I make it simpler

You make 100 profits on the first cow as your 100 short for the next cow and you make 200 profit on the second cow for a total off 300 "

You don't make 100 profit on the first cow, all £200 profit goes towards the £1100 you have to pay for the second cow (with an additional £100 investment).

If you start the day with £900 in your pocket. Then buy a cow for £800, you have

Cash in pocket: £100

Cows: 1

You sell the cow for £1000 so you have

Cash in pocket: £1100

Cows: 0

You buy another cow for £1100, so you have

Cash in pocket: £0

Cows: 1

You sell the cow for £1300, so you have

Cash in pocket: £1300

Cows: 0

If you put the original £900 back in the jar for tomorrow's cow trading you have £400 in your pocket.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread that keeps on giving "

You can’t make 200 profit and 200 profit if your short 100

200-100+200 is the sum it’s that simple

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Original Problem

I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

I say a) you earned nothing but you made £400 over all transactions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Original Problem

I bought a cow for £800

I sold it for £1000

I bought it back for £1100

I sold it again for £1300

How much did I earn ?

I say a) you earned nothing but you made £400 over all transactions."

You didn’t earn 400 as you had to add 100 off your own money back in to get the second cow witch reduce the first cow’s profits to 100

How can you by a cow for 1100 if you only have a total off 1000 your going to need to borrow 100 watch needs to be payed back witch means your total profits are 300

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"The thread that keeps on giving

You can’t make 200 profit and 200 profit if your short 100

200-100+200 is the sum it’s that simple "

Does it make any difference if I buy both cows first and then sell them?

For example if I bought both cows for £800 and then £1100 I have spent £1900. Do you agree with that?

If I then sell both cows, one for £1000 and the other for £1300 that means I have got £2300 back. Happy with that?

The profit is the difference I have got in less what I paid out: £2300 - £1900 = £400

Are you happy with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure some people are trolling deliberately!

(p.s. it’s 400. 900 of OWN money out, plus 1300 final revenue back in is the short answer, Beefs answer up there is the long one )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have £2,500 in the bank.

I buy a cow for £800 so that leaves me with £1,700.

Then I sell the cow for £1000 and that leaves me with £2700

I then buy the cow again for £1100 giving me a balance of £1,600.

I then sell it for £1300 giving me a balance of £2900

As I started with 2,500 and ended up with 2,900 overall I am in profit by £400

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread that keeps on giving

You can’t make 200 profit and 200 profit if your short 100

200-100+200 is the sum it’s that simple

Does it make any difference if I buy both cows first and then sell them?

For example if I bought both cows for £800 and then £1100 I have spent £1900. Do you agree with that?

If I then sell both cows, one for £1000 and the other for £1300 that means I have got £2300 back. Happy with that?

The profit is the difference I have got in less what I paid out: £2300 - £1900 = £400

Are you happy with that? "

You start with 800 you sell for 1000

Sorry you can’t buy the second cow you don’t have 1100 end off

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Just wait until they start buying pigs.....

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By *melie LAL OP   Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I was watching this unfold last night.

The answer will depend on how you define 'earn' surely?

Takings?

Turnover?

Profit?

To be fair it was a rubbish question!

It’s one of those social media questions that are designed to have multiple answers depending on how you interpret them.

This one I’ve seen on Twitter for many weeks now.

It’s done because the more replies / clicks the poster gets on Twitter / Insta / Fakebook whatever, the more revenue they get from their monetised accounts!

"

If you bought two cows at the same time time, I can see the result being £400, but you didn't.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Total sale figure = £2300

Total purchase figure = £1900

Overall profit = £400

When calculating a profit figure, how you pay for/finance your purchases doesn't come into the basic calculation.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"The thread that keeps on giving

You can’t make 200 profit and 200 profit if your short 100

200-100+200 is the sum it’s that simple

Does it make any difference if I buy both cows first and then sell them?

For example if I bought both cows for £800 and then £1100 I have spent £1900. Do you agree with that?

If I then sell both cows, one for £1000 and the other for £1300 that means I have got £2300 back. Happy with that?

The profit is the difference I have got in less what I paid out: £2300 - £1900 = £400

Are you happy with that?

You start with 800 you sell for 1000

Sorry you can’t buy the second cow you don’t have 1100 end off "

Humour me. Assume OP lends me £1000 which I then give back at the end. How much do I make in that scenario?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The thread that keeps on giving

You can’t make 200 profit and 200 profit if your short 100

200-100+200 is the sum it’s that simple

Does it make any difference if I buy both cows first and then sell them?

For example if I bought both cows for £800 and then £1100 I have spent £1900. Do you agree with that?

If I then sell both cows, one for £1000 and the other for £1300 that means I have got £2300 back. Happy with that?

The profit is the difference I have got in less what I paid out: £2300 - £1900 = £400

Are you happy with that?

You start with 800 you sell for 1000

Sorry you can’t buy the second cow you don’t have 1100 end off "

No Natalie. No one said there was only 800 in the pot.

They said ...... I bought a cow for 800.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I have £2,500 in the bank.

I buy a cow for £800 so that leaves me with £1,700.

Then I sell the cow for £1000 and that leaves me with £2700

I then buy the cow again for £1100 giving me a balance of £1,600.

I then sell it for £1300 giving me a balance of £2900

As I started with 2,500 and ended up with 2,900 overall I am in profit by £400"

Well done Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread that keeps on giving

You can’t make 200 profit and 200 profit if your short 100

200-100+200 is the sum it’s that simple

Does it make any difference if I buy both cows first and then sell them?

For example if I bought both cows for £800 and then £1100 I have spent £1900. Do you agree with that?

If I then sell both cows, one for £1000 and the other for £1300 that means I have got £2300 back. Happy with that?

The profit is the difference I have got in less what I paid out: £2300 - £1900 = £400

Are you happy with that?

You start with 800 you sell for 1000

Sorry you can’t buy the second cow you don’t have 1100 end off

Humour me. Assume OP lends me £1000 which I then give back at the end. How much do I make in that scenario?"

Sorry your missing a 100 you can’t by the second cow without add in 100 off your own money reduces the first cows profits to 100 because you only made 200 and were short 100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natalie.

The question is deliberately framed without sufficient information.

Where the extra 100 comes from is one such shortfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Natalie.

The question is deliberately framed without sufficient information.

Where the extra 100 comes from is one such shortfall"

You buy the first cow at 800 you sell it for 1000 = 200 profits

You are now 100 short off the second cow as it is 1100

Even with your 200 profit you are still a 100 short

So you add 100 off your own money witch in turn reducing the first cow’s profits off to 100

And then you sell the second cow for 1300 for a profit off 200

In total you put in 900 off your own money

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I think this thread has convinced me to become a vegan.

I am off to go play with my nuts. And other vegan berries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Natalie.

The question is deliberately framed without sufficient information.

Where the extra 100 comes from is one such shortfall

You buy the first cow at 800 you sell it for 1000 = 200 profits

You are now 100 short off the second cow as it is 1100

Even with your 200 profit you are still a 100 short

So you add 100 off your own money witch in turn reducing the first cow’s profits off to 100

And then you sell the second cow for 1300 for a profit off 200

In total you put in 900 off your own money

"

Witch in turn means the first cow really cost you 900 not 800 witch means you only made 100 profit

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd say £300 (you make £200 in the first transaction, lose £100 on the second, make £200 on the third. 200-100 = 100, +200 = 300). But then I've always been shit at maths.

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