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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound." This | |||
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"Nope Crumpster. Check your lower pocket*, it's where I put stuff I don't want to lose. *your vagina." Oh... I was hoping you would say your prison wallet | |||
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"Nope Crumpster. Check your lower pocket*, it's where I put stuff I don't want to lose. *your vagina. Oh... I was hoping you would say your prison wallet " Prison wallet!  I'd not heard that before. Going to use it a lot now.  | |||
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound." Exactly. OP your maths is off here. You have added where you should have subtracted, that is all. £49 and £49 you owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley takes it down to £97 | |||
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether. I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00. I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99..... Where's the other £1 ????" Tax? | |||
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether. I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00. I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99..... Where's the other £1 ????" Delivery costs | |||
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"I can’t help but think you’ve massively overpaid for the lube and the nipple clamps. " Got them from lovemoney | |||
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"In your pocket" I owned up to the pound for the trolley. We are still one pound short. | |||
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"Give them the £1 from the trolley, then you will only owe £97 "Great idea! 97 + 1 = 98 so where's the other 2 quid ? | |||
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound." So if I had 100 and reduced by debt by 2 and owe 98 and still have one pound for the trolley that's 99 | |||
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"You kindly gave it to a homeless person" The last one I gave to asked me if I had anymore cos he was short and the one before him asked me if I thought he was a fucking dog and to stick my money
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"HMRC probably stole it" This is about the most sensible answer. | |||
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound. Exactly. OP your maths is off here. You have added where you should have subtracted, that is all. £49 and £49 you owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley takes it down to £97" Okay clever clogs...... where's the other £3? | |||
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"Down the back of the sofa with the list socks and teaspoons " List socks ? I don't have any of t hose | |||
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"I can’t help but think you’ve massively overpaid for the lube and the nipple clamps. " People take advantage of the elderly. we are simple folk | |||
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"HMRC probably stole it This is about the most sensible answer. " I did say tax earlier  | |||
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"HMRC probably stole it This is about the most sensible answer. I did say tax earlier "You did and that should be acknowledged. HE SAID IT EARLIER! OKAY BUT THE LETTERS HMRC MAKE ME TAKE NOTICE FOR SOME REASON BUT HE DID SAY IT FIRST...... Thank you . That was probably the most sensible answer | |||
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"Half of 97 is 48.5 " And double that is 97- doesn't bring my pound back | |||
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"HMRC probably stole it This is about the most sensible answer. I did say tax earlier
You did and that should be acknowledged.
HE SAID IT EARLIER! OKAY BUT THE LETTERS HMRC MAKE ME TAKE NOTICE FOR SOME REASON BUT HE DID SAY IT FIRST......
Thank you . That was probably the most sensible answer" | |||
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson. The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night." Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me | |||
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson. The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night. Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me" This sounds like tax fraud to me. You "borrowed" money from a non existant person and you know where the missing money is!! | |||
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"dont worry about the pound get to work & make your cunt earn some money " Charmed to meet you xx My cunt is out of the office but will be back later . | |||
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"On your way into Scandals you dropped the pound in a charity collectors tin, they were collecting for sex addicts anonymous." Did my donation help your addiction Daizy ? | |||
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson. The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night. Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me This sounds like tax fraud to me. You "borrowed" money from a non existant person and you know where the missing money is!!" you mean HMRC fraud...... | |||
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"On your way into Scandals you dropped the pound in a charity collectors tin, they were collecting for sex addicts anonymous. Did my donation help your addiction Daizy ?" Didn't touch the sides Granny!   | |||
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"Not again… please!" Wot again ? Thank you! | |||
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"On your way into Scandals you dropped the pound in a charity collectors tin, they were collecting for sex addicts anonymous. Did my donation help your addiction Daizy ? Didn't touch the sides Granny! "You can get Kegels for that | |||
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson. The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night. Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me This sounds like tax fraud to me. You "borrowed" money from a non existant person and you know where the missing money is!! you mean HMRC fraud...... " Just remember the phrase "the money was only resting in my account" granny and everything will be fine | |||
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"You spent £97 recklessly You then "spent" £2 repaying your debt Total spent £99 £1 left for the trolley" Recklessly ? Is that you mother ? | |||
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"Not again… please!" OMGG...... OMFGG...... FM! I've just seen what you mean and honest I never knew it. Gasp! Truly. | |||
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"You spent £97 recklessly You then "spent" £2 repaying your debt Total spent £99 £1 left for the trolley Recklessly ? Is that you mother ?" Yes, now go to your room | |||
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"Should have haggled a better deal on your dildo etc. Paid £96 They could have had £2 each. Sorted. " I paid 97 if I pay 96 that's ONE pound.. If I already gave them one pound each and I only save one pound that's three pounds so how can I give them 2 each ? Still a pound missing ! | |||
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"You spent £97 recklessly You then "spent" £2 repaying your debt Total spent £99 £1 left for the trolley Recklessly ? Is that you mother ? Yes, now go to your room" K ..... Are you coming up ? | |||
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson. The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night. Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me" I have to admit it did feel like I was teaching me gran how to suck eggs. | |||
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether. I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00. I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99..... Where's the other £1 ????" It's gone to a land far far away...pound land | |||
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether. I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00. I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99..... Where's the other £1 ???? It's gone to a land far far away...pound land "Made me giggle! | |||
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"Down the back of the sofa with the list socks and teaspoons List socks ? I don't have any of t hose" pedant... | |||
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"Was that expensive German lube of the bring your whole hand variety? I mean 97 quid? I go to China for my clamps and rubber cocks. pt" How much is the bus fare ? | |||
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"Did you spend the other £1 on a cow? I hear they are very profitable." I got a cow but with 5 beans not a pound | |||
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"Down the back of the sofa with the list socks and teaspoons List socks ? I don't have any of t hose pedant..." It was a genuine question. Cynic. | |||
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"Was that expensive German lube of the bring your whole hand variety? I mean 97 quid? I go to China for my clamps and rubber cocks. pt How much is the bus fare ?" Surely you have a bus pass Granny?? | |||
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound." This ^^^ | |||
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