FabSwingers.com forum: I just don't get it

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I showed a few people a pic of my sausage and they didn't seem interested.

I mean it's quite a sad and pathetic looking sausage, not very appealing but I'm sure it's just as tasy as all the other sausages.

It is even a manageable one too.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Looked out of date to me

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you try browning your sausage to make it more appealing ?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Looked out of date to me

Oh actually I can't see a date on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looked a bit sad and wrinkled

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I showed a few people a pic of my sausage and they didn't seem interested.

I mean it's quite a sad and pathetic looking sausage, not very appealing but I'm sure it's just as tasy as all the other sausages.

It is even a manageable one too."

But Where's the rest of the breakfast?? I mean maybe I ought to inspect just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looked like captain birdseye

Because it was wearing a turtle neck and winking at me

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It looked a bit sad and wrinkled "

You laughed at it!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Looked out of date to me

Oh actually I can't see a date on it!

I take that back.

08/21

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Looked out of date to me

Oh actually I can't see a date on it!

I take that back.

08/21"

Uh oh hope you have lots of toilet roll lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't know why people are such snobs about sausages. Sure, Waitrose premium range is great but sometimes Lidl's basic range fills a hole.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I don't know why people are such snobs about sausages. Sure, Waitrose premium range is great but sometimes Lidl's basic range fills a hole. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

It's not the type of sausage I want to see laying next to my eggs.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I don't know why people are such snobs about sausages. Sure, Waitrose premium range is great but sometimes Lidl's basic range fills a hole. "

Best answer ever

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't know why people are such snobs about sausages. Sure, Waitrose premium range is great but sometimes Lidl's basic range fills a hole. "

I agree Meli. All about the hole filling

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It's not the type of sausage I want to see laying next to my eggs. "

You haven't seen it!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Most women prefer girthy beef sausage on here , not something you poke a stick into at a cocktail party.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages."

So did I!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages."

Depends how hungry I am, sometimes I need an extra large one to fill me up

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

Depends how hungry I am, sometimes I need an extra large one to fill me up

A big juicy bratwurst or something like that?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

Depends how hungry I am, sometimes I need an extra large one to fill me up

A big juicy bratwurst or something like that?"

Something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like orange juice to go with a sausage. Jaffas have all sorts of advantages.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

You’ve really butchered this thread pal.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I showed a few people a pic of my sausage and they didn't seem interested.

I mean it's quite a sad and pathetic looking sausage, not very appealing but I'm sure it's just as tasy as all the other sausages.

It is even a manageable one too."

Maybe they were bacon people, I’m not a sausage fan, they’re ok but it ain’t bacon.

The mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

So did I! "

Has Wellhung seen it ?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

So did I!

Has Wellhung seen it ?"

Looks like a mini to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which sauce do you like dipping your sausage in to? Is it the brown sauce?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

So did I!

Has Wellhung seen it ?"

He hasn't!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

So did I!

Has Wellhung seen it ?

He hasn't! "

I have to be honest I only look at home made sausages.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I am surprised OP. I thought people liked mini sausages.

So did I!

Has Wellhung seen it ?

He hasn't! "

Well he seems to have a good 'sense' of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should get that looked at!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Which sauce do you like dipping your sausage in to? Is it the brown sauce?"

Some people prefer red ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t get any sausage.

I’m bloody starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn’t get any sausage.

I’m bloody starving

Happy to give you all the sausage you want

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Show it with a plate of beans and eggs next time.

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I showed a few people a pic of my sausage and they didn't seem interested.

I mean it's quite a sad and pathetic looking sausage, not very appealing but I'm sure it's just as tasy as all the other sausages.

It is even a manageable one too."

Manageable size?

I'll use that instead of average describing mine.

You are a genius!

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I don't know why people are such snobs about sausages. Sure, Waitrose premium range is great but sometimes Lidl's basic range fills a hole. "

The world needs more women like you!

Have you ever considered running for MP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try adding some HP to it. Or slapping it on a bun. I prefer with sausages with buns and sauce personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like the cocktail stick with the cheese and silverskin onion has fallen off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saveloy anyone ?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Too many chemicals in smoked sausages

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