FabSwingers.com forum: How to ask her

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

About anything. How to talk to women. How speak lady tongue. How woman converse. Demon's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like

I sure hope so! I need all the tips from one of those real champs with a proud erection profile picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You don't ask, you tell. Women love that.

Yours,

A. Tate.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like

Bella how do I talk to you? How do I get you doing what you said on that other thread? Any tips?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You don't ask, you tell. Women love that.

Yours,

A. Tate."

The sheep here will still love you Andrew. Those thighsssss

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like

Bella how do I talk to you? How do I get you doing what you said on that other thread? Any tips?"

Bella is easy to talk to! Just don't be a twunt.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m sure there’ll be a man along soon to tell you what women like

Bella how do I talk to you? How do I get you doing what you said on that other thread? Any tips?

Bella is easy to talk to! Just don't be a twunt. "

Any female is easy to talk to for you to be fair. They really like your body man have you not noticed?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Bookmarking this thread to come back and review the secret wisdom it uncovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't ask, you tell. Women love that.

Yours,

A. Tate."

I've always wanted to ask Mr Tate out for a shagging session so I can emasculate him whilst he's suspended from my beam of doom and consequence.

Hey, fancy meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Don't. "

Talk to women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't. "

Great, that doesn't rule you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you’ve been asleep the last few years, you don’t. You leave women (and people in general) alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless you’ve been asleep the last few years, you don’t. You leave women (and people in general) alone "

See, he gets it.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yourself

Me personally I like to charm woman sometimes it can be a bit much but would hope if it dose they just give little upfront and honest look maybe tone it down a little sometimes I don’t realise I am being to full on sometimes I just need that little clam it down a little before you push me to run a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama."

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Let her come to you. Hold a snack out, open palm so you don’t get bit and click your tongue until she comes over. Then when she’s taking the snack give her head a scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama."

She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life "

Actually there is this one piece of shit man can that yowels for her outside the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life

Actually there is this one piece of shit man can that yowels for her outside the window"

That’s romantic as fuck. Might yowel more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just send a cock pic or a friend invite. No words needed just fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy"

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

She’s probably not had creepy guys try fuck her every opportunity they’ve had her entire life

Actually there is this one piece of shit man can that yowels for her outside the window

That’s romantic as fuck. Might yowel more often "

I never saw it that way to be fair. But he's pretty aggressive and I'm a protector father. He can stay the fuck outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one."

That was for your eyes only.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

The pain hurts more each day

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one."

Jesus what did she show you? Does this explain why you're being more raven than usual?!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one."

Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Let her come to you. Hold a snack out, open palm so you don’t get bit and click your tongue until she comes over. Then when she’s taking the snack give her head a scratch "

Are you....cat?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Let her come to you. Hold a snack out, open palm so you don’t get bit and click your tongue until she comes over. Then when she’s taking the snack give her head a scratch

Are you....cat?"

I might be cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find speaking to women easier than speaking to men. Because I was raised by women and friends with mostly girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking WITH women is much easier than men. Most men struggle to hold a conversation in my experience.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Let her come to you. Hold a snack out, open palm so you don’t get bit and click your tongue until she comes over. Then when she’s taking the snack give her head a scratch

Are you....cat?

I might be cat

I do like cats ...

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I find speaking to women easier than speaking to men. Because I was raised by women and friends with mostly girls.

How do you do it then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one.

Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?

It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Write a poem instead. Write on parchment with a quill and make sure the parchment smells of roses or something

Actual speech is unnecessary.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I find it best to talk about something they might find stimulating and then steer the conversation casually to your requirements.

For example…

I was thinking about popping over to Habitat on Friday evening hopefully finding some nice cushions and a throw for the bed.

*she responds with great interest and starts talking all things fabric*

You could wear that delicious new underwear and your sexy knit sweater dress with those new boots.

* her eyebrows raise but she sees it’s about give and take*

Perhaps I could slip you a finger amongst the drapes and curtains section.

* Henriette has left the chat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find speaking to women easier than speaking to men. Because I was raised by women and friends with mostly girls.

How do you do it then?!"

Just hit her on the back of the head with a club and drag her back to your dwelling. Works 99% of the time brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one.

Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?

It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words. "

Did you laugh though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one.

Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?

It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words.

Did you laugh though?

I may have smirked a little.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"See my cats a woman though and she's fucking ace and easy to chat to. No drama.

This is the one time I want to see your pussy.

I only send pussy pics to people I somewhat can stand so this is a real catch 22 here hooo boy

I have the last laugh. You can't get past my filters bitch. I never really wanted your pussy (middlefinger)

Send him that video....you know the one.

Oh god. You mean that one that she did the thing?

It started off really quite beautiful, the ending...I just have no words.

Did you laugh though?

A little but only after I

and after shocks went away.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Write a poem instead. Write on parchment with a quill and make sure the parchment smells of roses or something

Actual speech is unnecessary."

I like to find a Christian to front my Cyrano-esque verse...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I find speaking to women easier than speaking to men. Because I was raised by women and friends with mostly girls.

How do you do it then?!

Just hit her on the back of the head with a club and drag her back to your dwelling. Works 99% of the time brucey "

This is why I have short hair. So much harder to drag me off by

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I find it best to talk about something they might find stimulating and then steer the conversation casually to your requirements.

For example…

I was thinking about popping over to Habitat on Friday evening hopefully finding some nice cushions and a throw for the bed.

*she responds with great interest and starts talking all things fabric*

You could wear that delicious new underwear and your sexy knit sweater dress with those new boots.

* her eyebrows raise but she sees it’s about give and take*

Perhaps I could slip you a finger amongst the drapes and curtains section.

* Henriette has left the chat*"

See this is why I struggle! They say they like the finger until you offer them the finger!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Find a man and ask him, no good asking me

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Find a man and ask him, no good asking me"

Oh I know how to talk to you. Just talk about all that protein I'm taking for my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend a year in gym, look good and then say “hey” and a busy a joke or 2

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Spend a year in gym, look good and then say “hey” and a busy a joke or 2"

That's like, so insensitive Carl

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Find a man and ask him, no good asking me

Oh I know how to talk to you. Just talk about all that protein I'm taking for my thighs

Nooo! I'm sorry! I feeling all guilty again! And that doesn't happen often believe me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Write a poem instead. Write on parchment with a quill and make sure the parchment smells of roses or something

Actual speech is unnecessary.

I like to find a Christian to front my Cyrano-esque verse..."

https://g.co/kgs/TXsC26

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Find a man and ask him, no good asking me

Oh I know how to talk to you. Just talk about all that protein I'm taking for my thighs

Nooo! I'm sorry! I feeling all guilty again! And that doesn't happen often believe me

It's cool! Id probably feel guilty if I told a woman to lose some weight or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be honest and ask. What's the worst that could happen

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I would be honest and ask. What's the worst that could happen

Blocking, being accused of being some form of phobic, lies spread amongst all their forum friends...

That kinda stuff!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Isn't it all about mansplaing and variations of it, that is how you guys relate with us best?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Isn't it all about mansplaing and variations of it, that is how you guys relate with us best?"

Yeah I don't think women like it when you say shit how it is right?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Isn't it all about mansplaing and variations of it, that is how you guys relate with us best?

Yeah I don't think women like it when you say shit how it is right?

I'm still struggling to understand men, so can only rely on the best a man can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try. "

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff. "

I only have one wooden spoon so felt that might be abit gaslighty

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff.

I only have one wooden spoon so felt that might be abit gaslighty"

You could introduce a teaspoon. Stirring AND hot drinks? What's not to love?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

I think you're moving to the egg flipping step a bit too quickly. Have you tried talking about your favourite wooden spoon? Women love stirring stuff.

I only have one wooden spoon so felt that might be abit gaslighty

You could introduce a teaspoon. Stirring AND hot drinks? What's not to love?"

I think I'm just gonna stop. Think of how peaceful it will be!

Except the hot ones in my DMs they can stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

Is that a euphemism for your penis? I feel like it might be.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

Is that a euphemism for your penis? I feel like it might be. "

That's your dirty little mind Mrs shiv! Can't help that!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This is going to sound crazy but just hear me out. Have you tried having a normal conversation with her? Like no mention of penises and stuff? It’s worth a try.

I asked her if she wanted to see my favourite spatula

I would! We have a battle spatula. It's a bbq tool, bottle opener and lethal weapon combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie two tampons together and shout through the emotions wall.

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