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"Your dad sounds like a gastronomic legend. I find messages from horny guys disappointing mostly. When did Wuu2 become a standard? " in 2007 babe come on | |||
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"Your dad sounds like a gastronomic legend. I find messages from horny guys disappointing mostly. When did Wuu2 become a standard? in 2007 babe come on" I’m old sweetie. | |||
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"My Mum. Now I don't wantn to sound ungrateful because it was extremely kind of her but I'm just not sure what she'd done. She made us a cream sponge but she'd put raspberries in amongst the cream and they just didn't taste right. It really ruined the cake. Oh mother." I like raspberry cake  | |||
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"My Mum. Now I don't wantn to sound ungrateful because it was extremely kind of her but I'm just not sure what she'd done. She made us a cream sponge but she'd put raspberries in amongst the cream and they just didn't taste right. It really ruined the cake. Oh mother." Let me help you with the cake! It will be my good deed for the day   | |||
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"Honestly this thread has NOT disappointed at all I laughed out loud. "I am glad the Scottish diet has amused you. To be fair it could have been worse, it could have been a pizza supper (the Scots know what I am talking about) with cold beans. | |||
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"Honestly this thread has NOT disappointed at all I laughed out loud.
I am glad the Scottish diet has amused you. To be fair it could have been worse, it could have been a pizza supper (the Scots know what I am talking about) with cold beans."Cold beans. This is seriously making me sad | |||
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"My Mum. Now I don't wantn to sound ungrateful because it was extremely kind of her but I'm just not sure what she'd done. She made us a cream sponge but she'd put raspberries in amongst the cream and they just didn't taste right. It really ruined the cake. Oh mother. I like raspberry cake "So do I, but this just tasted,well weird. | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently?" That sounds horrific lmao, very disappointed | |||
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"Your dad sounds like a gastronomic legend. I find messages from horny guys disappointing mostly. When did Wuu2 become a standard? " Yes, disappointing but not surprising. Pah men.
I will let my dad know that glowupdoll from the fab swingers forum thinks he is a legend. Thankfully he is deaf and refuses to get a hearing aid so I don't think I will out myself as a swinger just yet. | |||
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"When you send a message that you're nearly home in the hope that your partner will put tea in the oven. And they don't. So disappointing. Sadly that was me. I am the disappointment. Sorry B
J"It wasn't your fault! You were distracted by something soft | |||
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"Honestly this thread has NOT disappointed at all I laughed out loud.
I am glad the Scottish diet has amused you. To be fair it could have been worse, it could have been a pizza supper (the Scots know what I am talking about) with cold beans."I just don't understand the need!! Why ruin pizza in that way  | |||
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"When Penny puts a wash on just as I jump in the shower. 30 seconds of reduced water pressure leaves me trying to remember why I love her." I am going to be honest with you. I think this is going past just disappointment. Have you considered mediation to see if you can save the relationship? | |||
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"My Mum. Now I don't wantn to sound ungrateful because it was extremely kind of her but I'm just not sure what she'd done. She made us a cream sponge but she'd put raspberries in amongst the cream and they just didn't taste right. It really ruined the cake. Oh mother. Let me help you with the cake! It will be my good deed for the day "Since you put it like that, how can I possibly refuse | |||
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"My Mr Kipling blackberry and apple pies that I’ve just had. Apparently 30% less sugar. That’s no surprises as they were 30% smaller than I remember. I wish I hadn’t bought such a large tub of clotted cream now. I should have bought 30% less. I bet the cold pizza and baked beans weren’t 30% smaller. Your dad is awesome OP. " Outrageous! Write to Mr Kipling to convey your disappointment immediately. Request that they send you that sugar they saved directly to you. To be clear my dad's pizza was hot. However, I assume the cold beans rather cooled it down. | |||
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"My Mum. Now I don't wantn to sound ungrateful because it was extremely kind of her but I'm just not sure what she'd done. She made us a cream sponge but she'd put raspberries in amongst the cream and they just didn't taste right. It really ruined the cake. Oh mother." Oh no. The disappointment! I can imagine it happening...oooo cake. Oh no it tastes weird. Damn it I love the person who made so I am going to have to pretend to like it. I hope you nipped into M&S on the way home to get a less disappointing slice of cake? | |||
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"I can’t actually think of anything that a person has done that I’ve been disappointed by… Oh hold up, the bin men leaving my wheelies across my drive so I had to do a special manoeuvre to park "The disappointment! The inconvenience! Buuuuuuut I bet your neighbours were impressed with your special manoeuvre?! | |||
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"Someone not sharing their Lebkuchen with me. That's grounds to end it right?? " I did first read it as leprechaun and I was going to ask for the link to this porn but actually now that I realise we are talking that delicious German cake thing I wish to pass on my sorrow for the loss of your relationship. It cannot recover from this disappointment. Unless they immediately buy you a pack for yourself. | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently?" Get him to try a Wigan kebab, culinary perfection | |||
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"When you send a message that you're nearly home in the hope that your partner will put tea in the oven. And they don't. So disappointing. Sadly that was me. I am the disappointment. Sorry B
J"I am disappointed in you too Julie. Even switching the oven on and putting the tea on top ready to go in would have been a nod towards caring but no... I would never do this. (Call me when you dump her Beef ) | |||
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"My Mum. Now I don't wantn to sound ungrateful because it was extremely kind of her but I'm just not sure what she'd done. She made us a cream sponge but she'd put raspberries in amongst the cream and they just didn't taste right. It really ruined the cake. Oh mother. I like raspberry cake "I like all cake too even disappointing cake is better than no cake right!?. | |||
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"My Mum. Now I don't wantn to sound ungrateful because it was extremely kind of her but I'm just not sure what she'd done. She made us a cream sponge but she'd put raspberries in amongst the cream and they just didn't taste right. It really ruined the cake. Oh mother. Let me help you with the cake! It will be my good deed for the day "You are such a kind person. I can't believe how you are willing to help out by eating disappointing cake. Unless of course you plan just to lick round the weird raspberries? Actually yes. I think this is your plan. I am disappointed. | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently? That sounds horrific lmao, very disappointed " Indeed. But I am finding this thread is helping me get through it. Sharing a problem can help.  | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently? That sounds horrific lmao, very disappointed Indeed. But I am finding this thread is helping me get through it. Sharing a problem can help. "It really can, I hope you can get over this hard time and remember to keep pushing  lolll | |||
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"Galaxy mint. Don't expect anything like mint Aero if you try it." Now, this sounds delicious. But you are saying it is disappointing?! But what if you are misleading me in order to stockpile it for yourself? That would disappoint me. I am so confused. | |||
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"Honestly this thread has NOT disappointed at all I laughed out loud.
I am glad the Scottish diet has amused you. To be fair it could have been worse, it could have been a pizza supper (the Scots know what I am talking about) with cold beans.
Cold beans. This is seriously making me sad"I like cold beans. Just not on top of an undercooked pizza. I hope I haven't disappointed you. | |||
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"I look at people who leave weights on the leg press with disappointment, especially if they stacked both sides with awful form. I also think my Dad looks at me with disappointment when I find my Mum's cooking too spicy "Lack of gym etiquette is so very disappointing. So I hear anyway, I don't actually know, I come from a long line of cold beans and cake eaters not gym goers. I bet each time your eyes tear up because of the spice your dad's eyes also tear up out of disappointment. They probably blame themselves for your disappointing spice tolerance. Tell your mum to cook for me. I need all the cooking and seasoning guidance I can get. | |||
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"Someone not sharing their Lebkuchen with me. That's grounds to end it right?? I did first read it as leprechaun and I was going to ask for the link to this porn but actually now that I realise we are talking that delicious German cake thing I wish to pass on my sorrow for the loss of your relationship. It cannot recover from this disappointment. Unless they immediately buy you a pack for yourself." I now had a desire to find leprechaun porn.... But alas I do not think I shall be in receipt of any Lebkuchen - it was fun while it lasted I suppose.... | |||
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"I've managed to disappoint 3 of my faves.
How can I make this better?
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"Sounds like my eldest daughter. Why are you eating beans out of a can? Saves washing innit. " Honestly I think this is testament to the fact that you have raised her well. No disappointment here. | |||
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"I can’t actually think of anything that a person has done that I’ve been disappointed by… Oh hold up, the bin men leaving my wheelies across my drive so I had to do a special manoeuvre to park
The disappointment! The inconvenience! Buuuuuuut I bet your neighbours were impressed with your special manoeuvre?!"Yeah the guy next door gave me a smile | |||
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"The neighbour that parks in the space I like. "I mean technically they also can park in that space. But they KNOW it is your favourite space. They are trying to disappoint you on purpose. I can tell. Tell the neighbourhood what's app group about this. | |||
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"People chewing very loudly " I think you have misunderstood. This is a people that disappoint thread. Not a people who enrage you and should have their mouths taped up thread. | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently? Get him to try a Wigan kebab, culinary perfection " You made me Google that. Now I am disappointed in myself and disgusted with Wigan. | |||
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"Your father has disappointed me, Amber. Also the Lebkuchen hoarder. And Julie. I couldn't read any more, I was too disappointed." Likewise posh. I am glad to have received your support in this. There were a lot of disappointments in this thread. But I am disappointed you couldn't continue in solidarity. | |||
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"A friend turned up for lunch wearing double denim. Like proper Levi’s jeans and jacket dd "Is he a disappointment? Or is he fashionable and we are the disappointments for not knowing that this is fashionable? | |||
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"Sounds like my eldest daughter. Why are you eating beans out of a can? Saves washing innit. Honestly I think this is testament to the fact that you have raised her well. No disappointment here." She's very efficient, maximises gaming time to the nth degree. She's happy and laughing - I always told her whatever makes her happy is what I want for her. I guess that's cold beans and video games.  | |||
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"I can’t actually think of anything that a person has done that I’ve been disappointed by… Oh hold up, the bin men leaving my wheelies across my drive so I had to do a special manoeuvre to park
The disappointment. The inconvenience! Buuuuuuut I bet your neighbours were impressed with your special manoeuvre?!
Yeah the guy next door gave me a smile "That smile will definitely have been because of your manoeuvre. No disappointment in his eyes. | |||
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"Your father has disappointed me, Amber. Also the Lebkuchen hoarder. And Julie. I couldn't read any more, I was too disappointed. Likewise posh. I am glad to have received your support in this. There were a lot of disappointments in this thread. But I am disappointed you couldn't continue in solidarity." I'm now disappointed in myself. For being an abject failure and disappointing you | |||
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"A friend turned up for lunch wearing double denim. Like proper Levi’s jeans and jacket dd
Is he a disappointment? Or is he fashionable and we are the disappointments for not knowing that this is fashionable?"No she is the disappointment because she knows she looks fucking hot and can pull shit like this off yet whenever anyone else does it they look like a twat. Selfish cow | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently?" Oh sweet lord. And you carry his blood. My heart goes out to you. Qatar withdrawal and Ireland losing have disappointed me. | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently? Oh sweet lord. And you carry his blood. My heart goes out to you. Qatar withdrawal and Ireland losing have disappointed me. " The Ireland game was epic though. A very stressful two days of game!! | |||
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"Someone not sharing their Lebkuchen with me. That's grounds to end it right?? " Erm… I offered you a piece, only lightly licked | |||
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"One of my new colleagues had gossip. It was a bloody road closure. Is that gossip? No Colin. Come back when you know who the finance director is screwing " The cleaner | |||
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"When Penny puts a wash on just as I jump in the shower. 30 seconds of reduced water pressure leaves me trying to remember why I love her." Mr KC presses pause on the washer for me, while I'm in the shower. That's how I know it's true love  | |||
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"I just witnessed my dad eat an under cooked lidl Hawaiian pizza with two thirds of a can of cold beans poured directly on top and a side of cold sliced tomato. I am disappointed but not surprised. What minor thing has disappointed you recently?" I’m stealing that menu… | |||
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"Someone not sharing their Lebkuchen with me. That's grounds to end it right?? Erm… I offered you a piece, only lightly licked" Half heartedly and then proceeded to chomp it down before I could even answer!! It's fine - I'll get my own and you can't have any  | |||
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"I've managed to disappoint 3 of my faves.
How can I make this better?
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Flash em!! And me for good measure "I'm thinking a topless kitchen dance might remedy it for all involved | |||
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