FabSwingers.com forum: What has NO place in this world, Fabsters?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals, Jedward, Rupauls Drag Race .. that sort of thing!

What else my lovelies!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple Minds’ back catalogue

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

Crocs with socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pyjamas on the school run

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Pyjamas on the school run "

Stop wearing them then

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Anything that tells you to live, laugh, love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motion to remove Drag Race US from the list but UK can be added twice.

Anyway…daytime game shows where people win the quantum sum of fuck all but are expected to look excited cause they can blow the prize money on a happy meal in the way home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that tells you to live, laugh, love "
Middle agreed White women do love a live laugh love

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Alcohol free beer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those daft ornamental things that say “home” on them, and such like.

I know it’s home. I dont need a shelf space robber to tell me that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pyjamas on the school run

Stop wearing them then

I’ve not done a school run in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that tells you to live, laugh, love Middle agreed White women do love a live laugh love"

I personally love a foursome or more some.

You can keep the Live Laugh Love malarkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to say straight up I want Justin Fletcher gone. If Justin Fletcher has a number one hater, it’s me. If he has no haters then I’m dead.

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

Elon musk.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Alcohol free beer!

I saw alcohol free rum the other day.

‘Eh…?!’ I mused to myself…

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Crocs with socks "

Or cocks with socks lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m going to say straight up I want Justin Fletcher gone. If Justin Fletcher has a number one hater, it’s me. If he has no haters then I’m dead. "

Mr Tumble?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Alcohol free beer!

I saw alcohol free rum the other day.

‘Eh…?!’ I mused to myself…

What the actual fffffff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nettles.

Wasps.

Both pointless bloody stingy things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol free beer!

I saw alcohol free rum the other day.

‘Eh…?!’ I mused to myself…

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Those daft ornamental things that say “home” on them, and such like.

I know it’s home. I dont need a shelf space robber to tell me that. "

Throw in those stupid decal things on the wall too. Had to get rid of a load when I moved into my last house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to say straight up I want Justin Fletcher gone. If Justin Fletcher has a number one hater, it’s me. If he has no haters then I’m dead. "

Give a few more years, the rumours will come out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to say straight up I want Justin Fletcher gone. If Justin Fletcher has a number one hater, it’s me. If he has no haters then I’m dead.

Mr Tumble?

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that’s one of his roles. He has too fucking many I’m sick of his face and his voice. He has an album. Did you know that? I know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to say straight up I want Justin Fletcher gone. If Justin Fletcher has a number one hater, it’s me. If he has no haters then I’m dead.

Give a few more years, the rumours will come out. "

1000 per cent. You know the vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Crocs.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Simple Minds’ back catalogue"

Heathen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High Heels. Their downfall in popularity is thankfully occuring but honestly it can't come soon enough. Honestly, who the hell looked at a Sangheili and thought "Yeah, I wanna bone that".

Close second is wine. Of all the things people could drink they decide to drink the rotten ass liquid of a grape? Come on, there are better things to drink than things that smell and taste like the black stuff that accumulates under finger nails after like 5 days of no washing.

A very close third is the word sissy. Its like calling a woman your "good little kitten", it just sounds like something a discord mod would say.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Shorts and lip flops in -2°

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Bullies. Bullies can get in the bin.

Oh, and brassicas. Broccoli, cauliflower … in the compost bin with them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll add doorbells.

It went earlier, I thought this is either a murderer or my book on positive thing had arrived. Talk about stress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitter and twisted people who set out to upset others for no reason.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’m going to say straight up I want Justin Fletcher gone. If Justin Fletcher has a number one hater, it’s me. If he has no haters then I’m dead.

Mr Tumble?

that’s one of his roles. He has too fucking many I’m sick of his face and his voice. He has an album. Did you know that? I know that. "

I got his album somewhere I'll dig it out for you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Potholes

Fuck off potholes.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Participation medals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to say straight up I want Justin Fletcher gone. If Justin Fletcher has a number one hater, it’s me. If he has no haters then I’m dead.

Mr Tumble?

that’s one of his roles. He has too fucking many I’m sick of his face and his voice. He has an album. Did you know that? I know that.

I got his album somewhere I'll dig it out for you

I can’t listen to him sing the Macarena any more I’ll cut my ears off with a butter knife.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals, Jedward, Rupauls Drag Race .. that sort of thing!

What else my lovelies!?

you don't like RuPaul lol, didn't you did this just a while ago?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Mrs Brown's Boys...

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"High Heels. Their downfall in popularity is thankfully occuring but honestly it can't come soon enough. Honestly, who the hell looked at a Sangheili and thought "Yeah, I wanna bone that".

A very close third is the word sissy. Its like calling a woman your "good little kitten", it just sounds like something a discord mod would say. "

I find sissy to be a very self-defined thing, don't let people just call it you for sure though. pt

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Bullies. Bullies can get in the bin.

Oh, and brassicas. Broccoli, cauliflower … in the compost bin with them all."

You leave cauliflower cheese out of this!!!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's politics across the board for me, from Trump to Biden, from Musk to Tate, from Starmer to Sunak from Zelensky to Putin. I won't go further East. pt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bullshit!!

Oh and Olives obvs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Having to pay for tattoos - whats that all about?? I just want to make my skin a pretty canvas

Also - brain goblins. Bunch of twats shouldn't exist!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Uneven pavements.

Cobbles.

Steps.

Heavy doors.

Adverts where people pour drinks or slurp them.

Man United

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals..."

Why he say fuck me for?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Having to pay for tattoos - whats that all about?? I just want to make my skin a pretty canvas

Also - brain goblins. Bunch of twats shouldn't exist!!"

What’s a brain goblin please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant coffee

Slow internet

James Corden

Other people at the gym

State owned football clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals...

Why he say fuck me for?"

This is excellent meme referencing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals...

Why he say fuck me for?

This is excellent meme referencing"

Joe this humour is wasted in this place

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Having to pay for tattoos - whats that all about?? I just want to make my skin a pretty canvas

Also - brain goblins. Bunch of twats shouldn't exist!!

What’s a brain goblin please?"

The horrible little shits in your head that say you aren't good enough and list a plethora or reasons why ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals...

Why he say fuck me for?

This is excellent meme referencing

Joe this humour is wasted in this place"

I know Pickle, but as long as you appreciate it I'm satisfied that I'm still in touch

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals...

Why he say fuck me for?

This is excellent meme referencing

Joe this humour is wasted in this place

au contraire, I myself come here entirely for the right wing rapper referencing

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Having to pay for tattoos - whats that all about?? I just want to make my skin a pretty canvas

Also - brain goblins. Bunch of twats shouldn't exist!!

What’s a brain goblin please?

The horrible little shits in your head that say you aren't good enough and list a plethora or reasons why ...."

Ooohhh. The demons of self doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and onion crisps in variety packs. No one likes them, you end up with piles and piles of them left over.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Having to pay for tattoos - whats that all about?? I just want to make my skin a pretty canvas

Also - brain goblins. Bunch of twats shouldn't exist!!

What’s a brain goblin please?"

Anxious thoughts... that go around and around in your head.... little fuckers

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Cheese and onion crisps in variety packs. No one likes them, you end up with piles and piles of them left over."

Send em my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese and onion crisps in variety packs. No one likes them, you end up with piles and piles of them left over.

Send em my way

You can have them! :D

My friend is getting sick of them being palmed off to her :D

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Vegan food that looks like bacon etc

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Vegan food that looks like bacon etc

The thing is, pork bacon only looks like 'bacon' because of all the mildly-carcinogenic nitrates in it. Make it a more natural grey and certain news outlets complain and people don't buy it.

And what about turkey bacon? I live in a halal-heavy area and they make that look just like traditional bacon in the local fry ups too.

I'd rather some veggie/vegan food showed more imagination at times too though - and a lot of it does now in fairness. There is a lot to choose from. I think if they managed to create a tasty-enough pig substitute it would do pretty well too!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Rats

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

People who think the rules don't apply to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Soft cheese, just no.

Cheese should always be the texture of cheddar, anything else is just wrong.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lay psychologists - creepy lay psychologists - creepy cult like lay psychologists

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Lay psychologists - creepy lay psychologists - creepy cult like lay psychologists"

Sounds like narcissism to me, Granny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously all the -ism’s .. yeah, yeah, we’re all agreed on that my wonderful PC friends, but I’m thinking more like socks with sandals...

Why he say fuck me for?

This is excellent meme referencing

Joe this humour is wasted in this place"

^ both in their 20s. I have NO idea what they’re on about!

But the jokes on them when we talk about Spangles, Quatro and Dusty Bin!

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Religion after all it's just a fairy tale and imagine all the crap it could avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that tells you to live, laugh, love "

I'm going to get it tattooed then when we eventually meet I'm going to keep getting it out on display.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Crocs and socks... pool sliders and socs...

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Wikipedia powered "experts"

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Pyjamas on the school run

Even worse is Fag ash Lil "popping" to the shops in PJ's hair a mess, face lived in and odour La Armpit close behind.

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