FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever actually banged

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

On a coffee table though?

Just some light relief from all these deep threads that inevitably are probably making some users feel like shit. We all are gonna die people, let's just have a laugh eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car bonnet

Office

Chair

Sofa

Coffee table.....no. They're a bit small aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Car bonnet

Office

Chair

Sofa

Coffee table.....no. They're a bit small aren't they?

That's what I thought! But people have like ^^

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Coffee tables can be good. They're lower than a lot of surfaces and the length of my legs can make a lot of standing positions difficult.

Lying flat on a coffee table, not so much.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Does the kitchen table count?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes."

....how?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I can remember

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I've banged my leg on a coffee table, does that count? Lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine has a glass top….I’m not risking it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No though kitchen table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs are too long for that haha

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Yes. Big fancy hotel room had a rather impressive coffee table

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

It was not pleasant. Corner of a marble table in a hotel

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm always banging my knees

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"I've banged my leg on a coffee table, does that count? Lol"

I do this on a daily basis...

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yup. On a dining table. I was dubious at first! Not sure a coffee table would withstand this load being pounded on it

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Mine has a glass top….I’m not risking it!

That would be a pane in the glass !

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yes. Big fancy hotel room had a rather impressive coffee table "

Oh sounds fun

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

candy cane lane

The kitchen table ( no one ever uses it to eat it’s more a ornament)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dining table - yes

Snooker table - yes

Coffee table - no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dining table - yes

Snooker table - yes

Coffee table - no"

Ooh snooker table!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Dining table, but not a coffee table too low down.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Dining table - yes

Snooker table - yes

Coffee table - no

Ooh snooker table!"

Come on people, is no-one going to mention sinking the pink...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

In a hotel room that had a coffee table and chairs near a big window overlooking the airfield. It wasn’t completely in the table, more bent over with one leg on it, leaning on the window watching all the private jets come in. Excellent for people watching, so so for sex

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Dining table - yes

Snooker table - yes

Coffee table - no

Ooh snooker table!"

I've been bent over and fucked over a pool table...that was hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Table yes. Coffee table no. I’m fat. Let’s be serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee table, dining table and desk at an old job

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Basically if it's anywhere in close proximity to me there's a good chance I'll walk into it. To be fair turns out there's a reason why I do all the time. So I can technically blame it on the way my brain is wired rather than just thinking I'm clumsy. Not that it really helps me sleep nay better at night because whichever way you look at it reason or not I'm still a bull in a China shop. And breaking thinks I adore is worse than the physical pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent over the coffee table, several times. All good fun.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Mine has a glass top….I’m not risking it!

That would be a pane in the glass !"

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position"

It generally helps if they're taller than me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position"

How short are you??

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

How short are you??"

13cm

I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

How short are you??

13cm

I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?"

Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

How short are you??

13cm

I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?

Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it "

He knows.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

How short are you??

13cm

I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?

Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it "

Oh you mean both on the table!

For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.

That helps!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Still sounds shit though. Why not just fuck on a concrete floor?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've not got coffee table. I feel like I'm missing out.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

How short are you??

13cm

I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?

Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it

Oh you mean both on the table!

For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.

That helps!"

Move the balls first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this one we did recently, there's a video but it's on friends only, sorry, not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. We had this conversation with KnightsoftheCoffeeTable. Can you believe they don't actually own a coffee table? I was speechless.

Fucking on the dining table is great though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

How short are you??

13cm

I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?

Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it

Oh you mean both on the table!

For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.

That helps!"

Works both ways

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Kitchen table. At my friends house... Didn't tell her about that!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s called a tea table brucie you peasant!!!

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Had the absolute pleasure of fucking on an onyx coffee table, they’re incredibly sturdy.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It’s called a tea table brucie you peasant!!!

Sorry I was busy eating a SCONE...or is it SCONE?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Kitchen table. At my friends house... Didn't tell her about that!"

Well that's just disrespectful

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"It’s called a tea table brucie you peasant!!!

Sorry I was busy eating a SCONE...or is it SCONE?"

It’s a scone till you’ve eaten it then it’s’cone

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!

Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position

How short are you??

13cm

I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?

Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it

Oh you mean both on the table!

For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.

That helps!

Move the balls first

Or if you're really naughty, sit on a ball teehee

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It’s called a tea table brucie you peasant!!!

Sorry I was busy eating a SCONE...or is it SCONE?

It’s a scone till you’ve eaten it then it’s’cone

You do my...no I'm learning

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Does the kitchen table count? "

It’s designed for eating things

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

My dining room table is the perfect hight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over a kitchen table, a kitchen counter...and bar in a pub, a desk...yes.

Coffee table ...nope.

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By *weetHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Dining Table yes ( both together and both seperately with other people )

Office Table yes ( Mrs with other guys on 2 separate occasions)

Pool Table ( Mrs with another guy )

Coffee Table No

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I don't think I have.

Car bonnet

Footstool thing whatever they're called.

Pool table

Desk

Dining table.

No and I pretty much always have a coffee table so I feel disappointed in myself now.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I once said to a lady, "You remind me of my little toe."

She replied "Why? Because I'm tiny and pink?"

To which I replied, "No. Because I'm going to bang you on the coffee table tonight."

Apologies in advance. I'll just get my coat.

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Car bonnet

Office

Chair

Sofa

Coffee table.....no. They're a bit small aren't they?

You're just being cruel towards the coffee table, I've read ya profile, yeah, you love the coffee table really. Never too small to put your wand on and just the right height

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oh! I’ve banged on a boardroom table. That gives a nice bit of alliteration, doesn’t it?

And I have a story about not banging and someone falling *right through* a glass-topped coffee table. But I’m sure I’ve told that one on the forums before.

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"I've not got coffee table. I feel like I'm missing out."

Unbelievable

You've got a snooker table and all these other things and now you actually realise you haven't got a coffee table!

Poor girl.

We will come round and measure you up for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee table no, as I don't have one .. but over the table, the sofa arm rest, or kind of bent over the back of the sofa, bent over the kitchen worksurface and lastly on a chair (just thinking of furniture in the lounge/kitchen area), yep I've done those. And very nice they were too

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Yes. We had this conversation with KnightsoftheCoffeeTable. Can you believe they don't actually own a coffee table? I was speechless.

Fucking on the dining table is great though.

Hope you give it a good wipe after

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Coffee tables are low and small. Who can have comfortable sex on something like that?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I won’t go on about it but 2 women were bent over the kitchen table at the weekend - the mirror on the wall is perfectly placed just above the table so they could watch as the were taken from behind

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Coffee table no, as I don't have one .. but over the table, the sofa arm rest, or kind of bent over the back of the sofa, bent over the kitchen worksurface and lastly on a chair (just thinking of furniture in the lounge/kitchen area), yep I've done those. And very nice they were too

I'm up for taking you to Ikea

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My coffee table is actually an old office table that went with my desk.

I used to have my printer on it.

My actual coffee table had my television on for years, but I no longer have one, so it's got folded up washing and a half put together chest of drawers on at the moment.

I would be too scared to bang on it as it's glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly though, what's wrong with a bed? Comfort people.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Dining table - yes

Snooker table - yes

Coffee table - no

Ooh snooker table!

Come on people, is no-one going to mention sinking the pink..."

One in the pink two in the stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a coffee table though?

Just some light relief from all these deep threads that inevitably are probably making some users feel like shit. We all are gonna die people, let's just have a laugh eh? "

Coffee table sex is reserved for people trying to save a failing marriage or very young people that watch too much porn

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"I won’t go on about it but 2 women were bent over the kitchen table at the weekend - the mirror on the wall is perfectly placed just above the table so they could watch as the were taken from behind

You have a mirror on your vids, you are a kinky couple!

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By *neel135Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Board room table now that was quite big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm banned from Costa throughout the South West..

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

All of this has got me very excited.

I just might get my coat, my coffee table and go dogging, now that'll get the ladies over to me. ...

Helping them up onto my car bonnet with my coffee table as a little step!!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Dining table - yes

Snooker table - yes

Coffee table - no

Ooh snooker table!

Come on people, is no-one going to mention sinking the pink...

One in the pink two in the stink "

It was safe to assume you had that covered!

Easy pink or a tight brown? I've played a lot snooker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has a glass top….I’m not risking it!

You either have a 60's retro style living room or like some very alternative kink

(Im sorry my mind is in the gutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have , and a snooker table , and a pinball machine !!

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By *lirtyfuncplxCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

We’ve fucked on the dining table, the chairs and over the sofa but not the coffee table. It has a glass top and that would hurt wouldn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dining table, coffee table, office desk, meeting desk... anything can work

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Kitchen table. At my friends house... Didn't tell her about that!

Well that's just disrespectful "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I banged my head on one if that counts. Cracked it open

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Kitchen worktop? Yes. Coffee table? No. The maximum load a coffee table can take is WAY lighter than my mass

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I banged my head on one if that counts. Cracked it open

Did someone kiss it better for you, Nora?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I banged my head on one if that counts. Cracked it open

Did someone kiss it better for you, Nora? "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I banged my head on one if that counts. Cracked it open

Did someone kiss it better for you, Nora?

Awwwww that's the saddest thing I've read all day

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Kitchen table and pool table…not coffee table though, bit low and small

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