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"I'm unwell and in bed. Does that count? " Yeppers. We allow beds in | |||
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"Me for now. The kettle beckons" I'm kettlin' too .... after which im gone | |||
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"Present and incorrect " Incorrect is what happens when you 'knob' forumites. | |||
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"Not I Granny; I’m phoning this in astrally " Where's Astrally ? | |||
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"Present and incorrect Incorrect is what happens when you 'knob' forumites. " Guilty as charged granny | |||
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"Not I Granny; I’m phoning this in astrally Where's Astrally ?" It’s near Hounslow I think… | |||
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"Present and incorrect Incorrect is what happens when you 'knob' forumites. Guilty as charged granny " Don't worry. People are fickle..... | |||
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"Here for another minute. Just packing up to head to the gym. Byeeeeeeeeee!" Ooooooo will you push up ? | |||
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"Here, till I find something to watch on telly." That never happens , does it ? Telly is absolute shite.... | |||
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"G'day" D'day Chris, Wombat, Goolagong, Dunny x | |||
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"Always living in the moment appreciating what’s here" That moment's gone now ...... | |||
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"The past is memory, the future is anticipation. There is only ever now. I'm well deep me." I'd say 'knee' deep. | |||
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"*stands tall* Here Granny, sir *bobs arm up and down* " Well done Shady! Good soldiering! | |||
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"In for a short time, not a good time...." From what i've heard, anyone with you has to be in for a short time. | |||
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"Always living in the moment appreciating what’s here That moment's gone now ......" And now there’s a new moment…. | |||
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"*stands tall* Here Granny, sir *bobs arm up and down* Well done Shady! Good soldiering!" Thank you Sir, Granny, Sir | |||
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"Here, till I find something to watch on telly. That never happens , does it ? Telly is absolute shite.... " I live in hope Granny!! | |||
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"I'm here." Who were you before you were Oral ? | |||
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"Here, till I find something to watch on telly. That never happens , does it ? Telly is absolute shite.... I live in hope Granny!!" Bad signal there ? | |||
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"Always living in the moment appreciating what’s here That moment's gone now ...... And now there’s a new moment…." Now that one's gone | |||
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"I’ll be in and out" I do admire your wishful thinking x | |||
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"Here! J" Yooooooo hooooooo youuuuuuu x | |||
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"In for a short time, not a good time.... From what i've heard, anyone with you has to be in for a short time." It bodes well for me that speed impresses you... | |||
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"I'm here. But I'll be gone soon. I might unlos soon too but shush, I don't want people to think that it's a departure lounge. F" You can announce your departure in here and then we can all pretend you never said it when you hang on for another five years | |||
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"I'm here. But I'll be gone soon. I might unlos soon too but shush, I don't want people to think that it's a departure lounge. F You can announce your departure in here and then we can all pretend you never said it when you hang on for another five years " OK. I'm leaving!! Goodbye bitches F | |||
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"In for a short time, not a good time.... From what i've heard, anyone with you has to be in for a short time. It bodes well for me that speed impresses you..." I wasn't thinking measurements of time .... | |||
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"I'm here. But I'll be gone soon. I might unlos soon too but shush, I don't want people to think that it's a departure lounge. F You can announce your departure in here and then we can all pretend you never said it when you hang on for another five years Oh noooooooooooo nooooooooooooooo don't OK. I'm leaving!! Goodbye bitches F" | |||
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"Damn .... I stuck it in the wrong place " I'd love you to stick it in my wrong place... F | |||
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"Here Granny while I wait for my lasagne to cook " Did you do it from scratch Cookie or is it a Fundus Lasagne ? | |||
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"Damn .... I stuck it in the wrong place I'd love you to stick it in my wrong place... F" It can't be wrong if it feels so right ... is what all the perverts say | |||
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"Damn .... I stuck it in the wrong place I'd love you to stick it in my wrong place... F It can't be wrong if it feels so right ... is what all the perverts say" You mean what you say? I like you even more. F | |||
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"In and out granny " Ooh, I'd have never put you two together | |||
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"Here Granny while I wait for my lasagne to cook Did you do it from scratch Cookie or is it a Fundus Lasagne ?" From scratch Granny, it’s the only way my kids like it | |||
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"In and out granny " That's what everyone dreams of ..... | |||
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"Here Granny while I wait for my lasagne to cook Did you do it from scratch Cookie or is it a Fundus Lasagne ? From scratch Granny, it’s the only way my kids like it " Do you put in loads of Garlic and Cheese and do tons of layers and get the top melty and golden ? | |||
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"I'm here. Amd I'm in bed, not feeling well " Get better soon F | |||
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"I'm here. Amd I'm in bed, not feeling well " If you are not feeling Well are you feeling Grumpy ? Get well soon x | |||
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"Here Granny while I wait for my lasagne to cook Did you do it from scratch Cookie or is it a Fundus Lasagne ? From scratch Granny, it’s the only way my kids like it Do you put in loads of Garlic and Cheese and do tons of layers and get the top melty and golden ?" Three layers and yes garlic and cheese is definitely in Got to keep checking I don’t let the top get burnt | |||
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"Here Granny while I wait for my lasagne to cook Did you do it from scratch Cookie or is it a Fundus Lasagne ? From scratch Granny, it’s the only way my kids like it Do you put in loads of Garlic and Cheese and do tons of layers and get the top melty and golden ? Three layers and yes garlic and cheese is definitely in Got to keep checking I don’t let the top get burnt " That's it. I'm off to Peru ! | |||
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"I am! Only for a bit longer though. Painkillers are calling. Hi Crumpster et al." Painkillers ? Hope you feel better soon Meli. x | |||
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"I'm mooching while I'm waiting for the pasta to cook" What's in your pasta ? | |||
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"Here Granny while I wait for my lasagne to cook Did you do it from scratch Cookie or is it a Fundus Lasagne ? From scratch Granny, it’s the only way my kids like it Do you put in loads of Garlic and Cheese and do tons of layers and get the top melty and golden ? Three layers and yes garlic and cheese is definitely in Got to keep checking I don’t let the top get burnt That's it. I'm off to Peru !" I’ll set a place out for you | |||
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"Here Granny while I wait for my lasagne to cook Did you do it from scratch Cookie or is it a Fundus Lasagne ? From scratch Granny, it’s the only way my kids like it Do you put in loads of Garlic and Cheese and do tons of layers and get the top melty and golden ? Three layers and yes garlic and cheese is definitely in Got to keep checking I don’t let the top get burnt That's it. I'm off to Peru ! I’ll set a place out for you " Large portion n a bib please ! | |||
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"I don't know if I'm in or out. I want to try and catch the yellow label man in the nearby miniature Supermarket. It's just a price of fish thing, I feel like I need to always check if some is normal price for a change! It was very cold today though, 4 degrees mid morning here. Can anyone tell me why fish in the isles of tescos is so fucking expensive? pt" It is expensive but at least Fish has Fish in it ........ not like the battered breadcrumbed stuff in iceland , farmfoods and other supermarkets..... they are NOT even half fish .. People might as well feed their kids breadcrumbs and fat | |||
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"Aye" Your username always makes me chuckle so thank you!! | |||
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"And Beware the Basa ..... the bastard of fish ....... " Basanover I'll try and remember that. Tbh its usually salmon haddock pollock and cod. And mackerel if they have eggs. It's making me hungry actually pt | |||
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"I was here. Then I wasn't. I am again now." I never got away ........ tho I must. My ankles have gone dead with cold. | |||
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"The past is memory, the future is anticipation. There is only ever now. I'm well deep me. I'd say 'knee' deep." Is that one of them 'sub' things | |||
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"And Beware the Basa ..... the bastard of fish ....... Basanover I'll try and remember that. Tbh its usually salmon haddock pollock and cod. And mackerel if they have eggs. It's making me hungry actually pt" Basa is cheap because it's a member of the catfish family. A river fish. Always feels slimy and tastes earthy....... God .. not even in a pie for me - it's horrible. | |||
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"I am until I jump in the shower" Be careful you don't slip .... or splash. I shower in mine. | |||
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"And Beware the Basa ..... the bastard of fish ....... " But embrace the Pollock. Especially in a rich tomato based curry. | |||
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"I am until I jump in the shower Be careful you don't slip .... or splash. I shower in mine." I’ll be careful and will stop the jumping nonsense while I actually do shower xxx | |||
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"I was here. Then I wasn't. I am again now. I never got away ........ tho I must. My ankles have gone dead with cold." Take the blanket off the back of the armchair and wrap it round them! | |||
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"Must be years if not eons if not since the dawn of time ..... Who is here in the moment ?" me | |||
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"Did you miss me I made lasagne too, but I cheated with the white sauce. I haven't had any yet but I'm told it was banging. " Well something has to be 'banging' in here cos the forumites are not | |||
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"Aye Your username always makes me chuckle so thank you!!" You’re welcome | |||
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"Present (raises hand) Specs " Well now the party has started ! | |||
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"I'm here. Like Granny Crumpet says, someone has to be. .Don't all fuck off and leave me alone. .Don't do it, I'll, only wander off too, I'll turn the light off and go, I will !! " Stop causing a scene. Stay for a bit ..... at least till last orders. | |||
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"Hang on everyone.... I've just put the heating on!! pt" I'm going up to put some fleece blankets on the bed. I'm not ready to put the heating on yet. | |||
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"Hang on everyone.... I've just put the heating on!! pt I'm going up to put some fleece blankets on the bed. I'm not ready to put the heating on yet. " Neither am I but as they say in Dublin - I'm furrreyyyyzin! My life is jumper, jacket and slightly dodgy clicking sound right now. I'm literally just sitting down waiting for the place to warm up. pt | |||
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"Here for another minute. Just packing up to head to the gym. Byeeeeeeeeee! Ooooooo will you push up ?" I bench pressed. Close enough! Then I got stuck in the gym because the disabled lift broke! All good fun. I'm home now | |||
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"In mind but not body " Shame. We don’t want you for your mind | |||
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