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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a man was prounounced dead at home after a medical incident and taken to a hospital in a place called Darlington was made famous by the Bruce Springsteen song. The dead then woke up in the hospital which prompted medial professionals to suspect that he was not actually dead. The staff affected are being supported however it is not known if the patient is being supported. What has gone on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

That’s life, Tom

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Darlington county.

But you knew that

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

I reckon he wasn't dead.

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth!

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Reports that a man was prounounced dead at home after a medical incident and taken to a hospital in a place called Darlington was made famous by the Bruce Springsteen song. The dead then woke up in the hospital which prompted medial professionals to suspect that he was not actually dead. The staff affected are being supported however it is not known if the patient is being supported. What has gone on here guys. It's all over the news "

It was Ozzy.

Sharon said he must do another tour for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a bit early for Jesus.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I think he should have waited for a couple of weeks to pull that stunt. The staff would really need support then.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Was this before or after the post mortem???

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Was this before or after the post mortem???

Just after cremation

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sorry folks. Duff Gen.

It was a female

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Yep, waking up is usually a sure sign that someone isn't dead

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Yep, waking up is usually a sure sign that someone isn't dead"

You obviously never worked in the Civil Service!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Darlington woman actually did die the next day. Medical staff say her death was unexpected.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The Darlington woman actually did die the next day. Medical staff say her death was unexpected."

Quite right - no one makes a fool of a Dr and gets away with it… if Dr says you’re dead… you’re dead!! No argument!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's a bit early for the Second Coming isn't it?

LvM

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

It happens every afternoon at my local council offices at 5pm

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"It's a bit early for the Second Coming isn't it?

LvM"

Id be on my 3rd or 4th withMrs LvM at this time of the morning

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