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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Arrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

I've got just five days of freedom left and what happens?

Mother nature pays a call.

EARLY!!!

I can't decide if I feel or

or both.

Though it does explain where that whole cake went...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... "
Why did you shove it up your chuff?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Did it have icing??? What you done with TD? Xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... Why did you shove it up your chuff? "

Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Muffin the Mule'

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... Why did you shove it up your chuff? "

Oh femme I love you! If I didn't think himself would disappear me I'd marry you just for the pithy comments !

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Did it have icing??? What you done with TD? Xx"

It was coffee and walnut with coffee buttercream in the middle and coffee fudge icing on top and it was yum and I ate almost all of it myself.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... Why did you shove it up your chuff?

Oh femme I love you! If I didn't think himself would disappear me I'd marry you just for the pithy comments ! "
I didnt know you a lisp....and fanks i tries my best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... Why did you shove it up your chuff?

Oh femme I love you! If I didn't think himself would disappear me I'd marry you just for the pithy comments ! I didnt know you a lisp....and fanks i tries my best."

Haha my first thought on the OP was that tampons work better

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... Why did you shove it up your chuff?

Oh femme I love you! If I didn't think himself would disappear me I'd marry you just for the pithy comments ! I didnt know you a lisp....and fanks i tries my best.

Haha my first thought on the OP was that tampons work better "
Hey, i resisted a quip about Red Velvet cake...im being good!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... Why did you shove it up your chuff?

Oh femme I love you! If I didn't think himself would disappear me I'd marry you just for the pithy comments ! I didnt know you a lisp....and fanks i tries my best."

Damn it. Was about to mention a lisp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Though it does explain where that whole cake went... Why did you shove it up your chuff?

Oh femme I love you! If I didn't think himself would disappear me I'd marry you just for the pithy comments ! I didnt know you a lisp....and fanks i tries my best.

Haha my first thought on the OP was that tampons work better "

yeah but it was a "sponge"

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"

Haha my first thought on the OP was that tampons work better Hey, i resisted a quip about Red Velvet cake...im being good! "

You had to go there didnt you!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Haha my first thought on the OP was that tampons work better Hey, i resisted a quip about Red Velvet cake...im being good!

You had to go there didnt you!"
I didnt initially, you made me!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"

Haha my first thought on the OP was that tampons work better Hey, i resisted a quip about Red Velvet cake...im being good!

You had to go there didnt you!I didnt initially, you made me! "

Smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did it have icing??? What you done with TD? Xx

It was coffee and walnut with coffee buttercream in the middle and coffee fudge icing on top and it was yum and I ate almost all of it myself. "

Is that coffee fudge reference some sort of euphemism?

Not quite au fait with all the subtle innuendoes

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Did it have icing??? What you done with TD? Xx

It was coffee and walnut with coffee buttercream in the middle and coffee fudge icing on top and it was yum and I ate almost all of it myself.

Is that coffee fudge reference some sort of euphemism?

Not quite au fait with all the subtle innuendoes "

No innuendos just fine homemade cake!

And femme if i wrote pithy i meant pithy

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Don't trust anyone who bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Don't trust anyone who bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. "

Don't blue women have menses ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Don't trust anyone who bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Don't blue women have menses ?"

Yes but only from their third fajiner so there are still two left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did it have icing??? What you done with TD? Xx

It was coffee and walnut with coffee buttercream in the middle and coffee fudge icing on top and it was yum and I ate almost all of it myself.

Is that coffee fudge reference some sort of euphemism?

Not quite au fait with all the subtle innuendoes

No innuendos just fine homemade cake!

And femme if i wrote pithy i meant pithy "

Hello, is that the urban dictionary?.....

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Did it have icing??? What you done with TD? Xx

It was coffee and walnut with coffee buttercream in the middle and coffee fudge icing on top and it was yum and I ate almost all of it myself.

Is that coffee fudge reference some sort of euphemism?

Not quite au fait with all the subtle innuendoes

No innuendos just fine homemade cake!

And femme if i wrote pithy i meant pithy

Hello, is that the urban dictionary?....."

No. It's the pedantic, woe betide any noise makers or trouble makers or wise alecs dictionary. (do not run with that book ! Sit there nicely and read that book and no i don't care if your friends are just over there you can sit where told or leave )

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