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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

So. Where have you accidentally shot on yourself before?

I remember once in a particularly explosive load a thick shot of cum hit my fucking cheek. It's like that boxing game thing, how high up can you go?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Best shot I’ve done. It went under the mrs’s glasses and straight in her eye.

On myself the belly button is always an awkward one to clean.

The mr

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm shit at planning so don't normally have anything to clean up with! Normally end up lying there too long and it drips all down my sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I knew shot it right at the camera of his phone (not on purpose), luckily I didn't throw my phone but I did nearly drop it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"A guy I knew shot it right at the camera of his phone (not on purpose), luckily I didn't throw my phone but I did nearly drop it."

This is why we have lens protectors!

I've never really paid attention to bizzare flight path and target of my own ballistics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend told me once when he was 15...

he was relieving himself in his room when he heard his mum coming up the stairs,

instead of putting it away he wanted to finish before she entered his room only for her to come in as he nutted on his TV And changed the channel,

all she saw was his baby batter all over the face of an African child on a charity advert

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Best shot I’ve done. It went under the mrs’s glasses and straight in her eye.

On myself the belly button is always an awkward one to clean.

The mr "

Pow! Right in the kisser!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"So. Where have you accidentally shot on yourself before?

I remember once in a particularly explosive load a thick shot of cum hit my fucking cheek. It's like that boxing game thing, how high up can you go?"

I've got myself in the cheek too. Was sat in a chair, and got a little too excited while pleasuring myself to my first DVD porno. Alternate angles and everything I'm just glad it didn't go up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got myself in the nostril once! Horrendous

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

I shot myself in the eye, I was unloading my pistol while lying down and something distracted me and it went off in my hand.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Was aiming for her boobs and managed to hit my left knee. Not my proudest moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend told me once when he was 15...

he was relieving himself in his room when he heard his mum coming up the stairs,

instead of putting it away he wanted to finish before she entered his room only for her to come in as he nutted on his TV And changed the channel,

all she saw was his baby batter all over the face of an African child on a charity advert "

Just nearly dropped my phone in the bath laughing so much

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Best shot I’ve done. It went under the mrs’s glasses and straight in her eye.

On myself the belly button is always an awkward one to clean.

The mr

Pow! Right in the kisser!"

Stung like fuck, I was dreading the trip to the optician with an impregnated eye! Luckily it eases the next day

Mrs

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not myself but I was involved.

The first ever time I was part of a spitroast, the young gentleman who was at the rear end pulled out, whipped his condom off to finish all over the young ladies beautiful bottom, missed completely and instead covered my foot! Doh

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not myself but I was involved.

The first ever time I was part of a spitroast, the young gentleman who was at the rear end pulled out, whipped his condom off to finish all over the young ladies beautiful bottom, missed completely and instead covered my foot! Doh"

Pahahaha

Karma

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Best shot I’ve done. It went under the mrs’s glasses and straight in her eye.

On myself the belly button is always an awkward one to clean.

The mr

Pow! Right in the kisser!

Stung like fuck, I was dreading the trip to the optician with an impregnated eye! Luckily it eases the next day

Mrs "

I once finished on a woman's face hanging off the bed and it all just ran leaking straight into her eyes as she yelled for a towel. Poor gal

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