FabSwingers.com forum: Desert Island Swingers

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

You're stranded on a desert island, luckily with lots of sustainable food, a decent shelter and the means to make fire and cook.

You can take one luxury item and one fellow swinger.

What and who would you take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to take soap as a luxury item.

And id take The Cooler King as he needs the sunshine

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Will there be pineapples on this island?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be pineapples on this island?"

and bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the OP on the island?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?"

Yes. Lots for your five a day.

Toilets and showers too.

Anything else required?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Is the OP on the island?

No. I'm still in your bathroom on another thread waiting to know if you want your bits soaping up.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?"

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the OP on the island?

No. I'm still in your bathroom on another thread waiting to know if you want your bits soaping up.

oh am going there now .......... forget the island ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

What about booze??

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

What about booze??"

Only if you promise to drink responsibly.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

Ooo sounds fun. Can it not be too hot/humid? My hair frizzes in humidity and wouldnt suit having my hair like Floella Benjimine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

What about booze??

Only if you promise to drink responsibly. "

oh yes of course

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Will there be glitter... and pocket fluff???

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My luxury item: A Fez (although I deem it a necessity)

Person: As technically I am already Invictus and can't really choose myself, I choose my long time friend and faithful companion Soxy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be pineapples on this island?

and bananas?

I dont like bananas, can there be mangos and sharp knives please?

(knives to chop the fruit up not another person)

Yes! And a shoe and handbag shop and a nail bar!!

Ikea furniture too.

...and a spar and coffee shop!!

Starbucks or costa?

It matters!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

!!!! THIS IS A GLITTER FREE THREAD!!!!

I'm indiferent to fluff and I consider a fez an essential as well. A nice pith helmet too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My luxury item would be my clarinet and I'd take Tempting Devil/the Bitch Librarian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My luxury item would be my laptop - so I could take you all - at least 'virtually'!

As for the one person I'd take? Tricky!!

Ok - auditions start Monday - get your applications in early folks!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Internet

Chunky Dumb Bloke.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

This desert island used to be so cool and unspoilt. Now it's all commercialised it's lost it's charm ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My luxury item would be my laptop - so I could take you all - at least 'virtually'!

As for the one person I'd take? Tricky!!

Ok - auditions start Monday - get your applications in early folks!

You'd need a dongle too or your phone to tether to the Internet!

Oh and I'll do my audition next Saturday!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Internet

Chunky Dumb Bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a ferry to civilisation

You lot are all mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything "

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol

I've stolen him for the day

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol

I've stolen him for the day

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Let me out! I've cleaned the bath, loo and sink now so I must be allowed out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol

I've stolen him for the day

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Let me out! I've cleaned the bath, loo and sink now so I must be allowed out now

ok ok - mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice job ....... thank u ........... quick peck on cheek !!!!! bye ........

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"id probs take yourself vicci boy.. calm, collective, cool, knowledgeable, with a quirky mad streak, sense of adventure and funny as fuck..

great mix of everything

u cant he's in the bath(room) with me lol

I've stolen him for the day

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Let me out! I've cleaned the bath, loo and sink now so I must be allowed out now

ok ok - mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice job ....... thank u ........... quick peck on cheek !!!!! bye ........

Not quite what I had in mind when I offered to clean your hard to reach bits if I'm entirely honest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one with a fit body and likes cooking.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

By definition when you both arrive at the island out cease to become swingers, as thee isn't anybody else to swing with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id take youngforold and a roll of everlasting toilet roll as none of you seem tobe taking any

dirtyarse

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