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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....

Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?

Asking for Posh.........

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

There is no way you'd be able to have the blood pressure needed for erection at said moment.

Kind regards,

Dr science.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This was missing from The Day After Tomorrow. Significant plot hole

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science."

Selfish.

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll pop into Iceland tomorrow for research purposes and report back to Posh

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'll pop into Iceland tomorrow for research purposes and report back to Posh "

And that's why Mums go to Iceland

J

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This was missing from The Day After Tomorrow. Significant plot hole

J"

I'd have watched it a second time if it was included

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll pop into Iceland tomorrow for research purposes and report back to Posh

And that's why Mums go to Iceland

J"

I did that sexy snort laugh you love so much

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"This was missing from The Day After Tomorrow. Significant plot hole

J

I'd have watched it a second time if it was included "

I'd finally get around to watching it if that was included.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.

Selfish.

J"

Someone really needs to assess their priorities.

Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.

Selfish.

J

Someone really needs to assess their priorities.

Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge. "

Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.

I'm willing to assist

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....

Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?

Asking for Posh......... "

interesting im actually thing of ending my life that way it never occured to me to try have wank .the whole point to freeze to death quickly.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Serriously Actually thinking about going out this way .

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.

Selfish.

J

Someone really needs to assess their priorities.

Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge.

Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.

I'm willing to assist "

I'm willing to watch.

J

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.

Selfish.

J

Someone really needs to assess their priorities.

Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge.

Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.

I'm willing to assist

I'm willing to watch.

J"

May I squeeze onto your cushion and join you?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I feel like this should be an event...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Posh only needs to know because SOMEONE won't try it. For science.

Selfish.

J

Someone really needs to assess their priorities.

Poor Posh, she’s only trying to advance scientific knowledge.

Exactly. SOMEONE should help out.

I'm willing to assist

I'm willing to watch.

J

May I squeeze onto your cushion and join you? "

Absolutely! I'll shuffle over just enough

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I feel like this should be an event..."

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

"

In the vein of Old Faithful?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful? "

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful?

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J"

Why, Julie, thats brilliant

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

A geyser?

Don't you mean a freezyer?

(Say it out loud, it nearly works!)

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh oh wait

Cold Faithful

Thank you, thank you

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

I’ve got some silicone ice pop moulds, they’d be ideal. Just do the do and whack em in the freezer. E

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh oh wait

Cold Faithful

Thank you, thank you"

You're a genius!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Oh oh wait

Cold Faithful

Thank you, thank you

You're a genius!"

Oh stop

(Carry on, carry on)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Oh oh wait

Cold Faithful

Thank you, thank you

You're a genius!

Oh stop

(Carry on, carry on) "

Cold Faceful!

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Oh oh wait

Cold Faithful

Thank you, thank you

You're a genius!

Oh stop

(Carry on, carry on)

Cold Faceful!

J"

O. M. God

WE HAVE A WINNER

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful?

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J

Why, Julie, thats brilliant "

Out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh oh wait

Cold Faithful

Thank you, thank you

You're a genius!

Oh stop

(Carry on, carry on)

Cold Faceful!

J

O. M. God

WE HAVE A WINNER"

We do!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful?

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J

Why, Julie, thats brilliant

Out "

You can't be out! Was your idea!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful?

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J

Why, Julie, thats brilliant

Out

You can't be out! Was your idea!"

The fuck it was......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful?

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J

Why, Julie, thats brilliant

Out

You can't be out! Was your idea!

The fuck it was...... "

I was gonna offer to warm you up until you came up with the genius idea... so it definitely was

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Oh oh wait

Cold Faithful

Thank you, thank you

You're a genius!

Oh stop

(Carry on, carry on)

Cold Faceful!

J"

Oh my! This!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well did a little Google-fu there couldn’t find the exact temperature that it starts to freeze at what I did find out is it needs to be stored at minus 196 degrees centigrade

cum omelette Is probably easier then cum ice pops

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful?

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J

Why, Julie, thats brilliant

Out

You can't be out! Was your idea!

"

He has to be out! To get the spurt.

You know this as the expert with the sex spurt

We thank you for doing this in the name of science, Cold Faceful aka Icy Wanking Obi.

J

Edited for stupid typos.

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By *runettebarbie91Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....

Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?

Asking for Posh......... "

Surely you would just have a permenant icepole? I was always told never lick frozen things as my lips and mouth would stick to it, anyone fancy volunteering for me?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel like this should be an event...

We need a geyser name for this excellent eruption!

J

In the vein of Old Faithful?

Why yes. That was just the sort of thing I was thinking of.

Old Obi?

J

Why, Julie, thats brilliant

Out

You can't be out! Was your idea!

He has to be out! To get the spurt.

You know this as the expert with the sex spurt

We thank you for doing this in the name of science, Cold Faceful aka Icy Wanking Obi.

J

Edited for stupid typos. "

And now begins the campaign...

Ladies, we need a committee to get this motion passed by the Fab Lounge hierarchy.

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By *runettebarbie91Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Surely in the name of science it has to be a neutral sample thus why all scientists have lab assistants? if you need an assistant Obi, as an extra pair of hands... I will volunteer, for science of course

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"....you were dying of hypothermia stuck out in the freezing cold, in very sub zero temperatures and decided to knock one out before you died.....

Would your spunk freeze mid spurt like some kind of ice lolly?

Asking for Posh......... "

Don't be daft Obi. Your cock would shatter like a test tube well before your spunk spunked up!

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