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If you believe there’s an infinite number of parallel universes out there ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


".. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters? "

No idea.

But I bet I'm not hunched up in a tiny bath eating McFlurry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living my best life abroad,cocktail in hand, having an amazing dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters?

No idea.

But I bet I'm not hunched up in a tiny bath eating McFlurry. "

Are you a messy eater of icecream so have to do it in a tin bath or are you multi tasking.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sadly I don't at all. Nor do the physicists I tend to follow. Life is just too deterministic and predictable over all. So even within a many universe scenario Dan... sorry mate you'd just be fucking that bird you couldn't quite get it up for once lol pt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


".. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters? "

Nothing amazing but i did chuckle at this haha

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


".. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters?

No idea.

But I bet I'm not hunched up in a tiny bath eating McFlurry.

Are you a messy eater of icecream so have to do it in a tin bath or are you multi tasking. "

Not that messy. Just fancied a McFlurry and strangely when I got back to the hotel, a sudden urge to out my back out came across me and adopting a position most hardened contortionists would avoid....I've managed to consume one whilst vaguely warm and wet.

Now in serious need of a vigorous back massage.......

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

There's a universe where I was born with a reasonable sized dick that lasted more than 2 pumps.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Greek island hopping with only a backpack living my best life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope there’s only one off me that’s what makes me rare and special

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly I don't at all. Nor do the physicists I tend to follow. Life is just too deterministic and predictable over all. So even within a many universe scenario Dan... sorry mate you'd just be fucking that bird you couldn't quite get it up for once lol pt"

Don’t ruin it for meeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters?

No idea.

But I bet I'm not hunched up in a tiny bath eating McFlurry.

Are you a messy eater of icecream so have to do it in a tin bath or are you multi tasking.

Not that messy. Just fancied a McFlurry and strangely when I got back to the hotel, a sudden urge to out my back out came across me and adopting a position most hardened contortionists would avoid....I've managed to consume one whilst vaguely warm and wet.

Now in serious need of a vigorous back massage....... "

You'll need putting on a rack and cracking

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Me and him and our gaggle of kids living the best life in our mahoosive converted warehouse property.

And having amazing sexual adventures in our kid free time

Tinder

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

With an infinite number of parallel universes out there I'm probably doing things much better than drinking wine, watching Alien:Covenant and dreading the looming threat of work tomorrow, them again ...with infinite possibilities there has to be one universe where this is the best option, I'm going to believe this one is it. Cheers !

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Actually, there's probably a universe where I understand what's going on in Prometheus and Covenant......that'd be good.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm planning how to spend my lottery win

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


".. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters? "

Watching Fringe?

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

A universe where it is possible to travel across the galaxy and I am sitting next to the window in a spaceship travelling far with Aishwarya Rai next to me. Am I asking for too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, there's probably a universe where I understand what's going on in Prometheus and Covenant......that'd be good."

I do love those films but its hard to believe there are scientists that would go poking at alien worms and breathing in unknown air.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Actually, there's probably a universe where I understand what's going on in Prometheus and Covenant......that'd be good.

I do love those films but its hard to believe there are scientists that would go poking at alien worms and breathing in unknown air.

"

The insects and the robots are the stars of those films for me. And Sigourney when she was in them of course. The rest has always seemed hokey to me! pt

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


".. then somewhere there’s a version of me being noshed off by Scarlett Johansson right now, while I’m sat on my settee typing this onto a fuck site.

The lucky bar steward!

Anyway, what AMAZING thing is happening to an alternate YOU right now in an alternate universe, Fabsters? "

Question is Dan, did you cum from bring noshed off by Scarlett Johansson...

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Actually, there's probably a universe where I understand what's going on in Prometheus and Covenant......that'd be good.

"

.

Prom was whodunnit?, Con was kind-of youdunnit! with its Gothic horror twist. I preferred the first ones I think. The 'scientists' in Prom actually made me wince. Fassbender was pretty amazing though. An alien made on Earth almost. pt

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm planning how to spend my lottery win "

Would you like a hand ?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Actually, there's probably a universe where I understand what's going on in Prometheus and Covenant......that'd be good.

.

Prom was whodunnit?, Con was kind-of youdunnit! with its Gothic horror twist. I preferred the first ones I think. The 'scientists' in Prom actually made me wince. Fassbender was pretty amazing though. An alien made on Earth almost. pt"

I like that, a whodunnit and a youdundidit,

Nothing ever compares to the originals. Too many films becoming franchises, trying to build a lore or world around what once was a perfect story.

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