FabSwingers.com forum: Putting the penis in places

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese grater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruceys mouth

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Forehead. With a little bobble hat.

Is that what you meant?

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First message to a woman, preferably next to a lynx can or a sky remote

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Cheese grater "

Knew I could trust you

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Bruceys mouth

To shut him up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruceys mouth

Who is Brucey and is he hot

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Can I check if we are discussing a particular penis?

I have different answers for different penises.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Forehead. With a little bobble hat.

Is that what you meant?

Cherry x

Open to interpretation!

It's whatever and wherever you think it should go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruceys mouth

To shut him up?

You know

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"First message to a woman, preferably next to a lynx can or a sky remote"

But then it would look so small!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skegness.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Can I check if we are discussing a particular penis?

I have different answers for different penises. "

A particular penis. Or all penises. Your choice.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Not in my freshly baked Victoria sponge that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruceys mouth

Who is Brucey and is he hot

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Bruceys mouth

Who is Brucey and is he hot

I refuse to answer that either way! I have it on good authority thst he is ok

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

In a little bow tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Whose penis, Yours OP?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Skegness."

You don't like penises to be happy?

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

It should be free and see the world, but we are inseparable since birth.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Whose penis, Yours OP?

Any penis! All penises. My penis. Ricky's penis. Elphaba's penis.

Your choice of penis and place.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"In a little bow tie. "

Where would it go?

At the base? Behind the balls? Or just below the head?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"In a little bow tie.

Where would it go?

At the base? Behind the balls? Or just below the head? "

Any/all of the above! Let your imagination run wild.

Second choice of penis placement - in a wee top hat.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Jesus Christ you check out a thread and it's full of abuse once again!

You guys are lucky I'm not severely depressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put a penis in Penistone, a cock in Cockermouth (cock in her mouth?

) and a cunt in Scunthorpe please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skegness.

You don't like penises to be happy?"

The sea air will do them good.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Jesus Christ you check out a thread and it's full of abuse once again!

You guys are lucky I'm not severely depressed!"

I was nice! Well, diplomatic.

The usual suspects were abusive.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Big Harold's cock should be placed on the Prime Minister's lectern outside number 10. With a cute bobble hat of course.

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Whose penis, Yours OP?

Any penis! All penises. My penis. Ricky's penis. Elphaba's penis.

Your choice of penis and place. "

Mine vibrates, just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All penises. My penis. Ricky's penis. Elphaba's penis."

Everybody talk about pop penis.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Big Harold's cock should be placed on the Prime Minister's lectern outside number 10. With a cute bobble hat of course.

Cherry x

You mean that's it's not already?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Within my pants. Invited guests only

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Can I put a penis in Penistone, a cock in Cockermouth (cock in her mouth?

) and a cunt in Scunthorpe please? "

Oh you're good..

Cherry x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Big Harold's cock should be placed on the Prime Minister's lectern outside number 10. With a cute bobble hat of course.

Cherry x

No! A top hat to match the majestic nature of it. A crown. Yep. A crown. That one.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Whose penis, Yours OP?

Any penis! All penises. My penis. Ricky's penis. Elphaba's penis.

Your choice of penis and place.

Mine vibrates, just saying. "

Thought you lost it with your wand?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Big Harold's cock should be placed on the Prime Minister's lectern outside number 10. With a cute bobble hat of course.

Cherry x

You mean that's it's not already?

That's a little prick you're referring to....

Cherry x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Jesus Christ you check out a thread and it's full of abuse once again!

You guys are lucky I'm not severely depressed!

I was nice! Well, diplomatic.

The usual suspects were abusive. "

Yeah not you, I've realized in the last few days the guys are the only nice people here! We've been told lies boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Whose penis, Yours OP?

Any penis! All penises. My penis. Ricky's penis. Elphaba's penis.

Your choice of penis and place.

Mine vibrates, just saying.

Thought you lost it with your wand? "

Oh FFS.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Big Harold's cock should be placed on the Prime Minister's lectern outside number 10. With a cute bobble hat of course.

Cherry x

No! A top hat to match the majestic nature of it. A crown. Yep. A crown. That one. "

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Jesus Christ you check out a thread and it's full of abuse once again!

You guys are lucky I'm not severely depressed!

I was nice! Well, diplomatic.

The usual suspects were abusive.

Yeah not you, I've realized in the last few days the guys are the only nice people here! We've been told lies boys!"

Are you keep shouting or the dot key is broken?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Jesus Christ you check out a thread and it's full of abuse once again!

You guys are lucky I'm not severely depressed!

I was nice! Well, diplomatic.

The usual suspects were abusive.

Yeah not you, I've realized in the last few days the guys are the only nice people here! We've been told lies boys!

Are you keep shouting or the dot key is broken?"

Screaming

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Jesus Christ you check out a thread and it's full of abuse once again!

You guys are lucky I'm not severely depressed!

I was nice! Well, diplomatic.

The usual suspects were abusive.

Yeah not you, I've realized in the last few days the guys are the only nice people here! We've been told lies boys!

Are you keep shouting or the dot key is broken?

Screaming "

You need at least 2 exclamation marks to scream in writing.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

As a bookmark. Use a rolling pin to flatten it and it would be perfect as a bookmark.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"As a bookmark. Use a rolling pin to flatten it and it would be perfect as a bookmark."

Ouch!

I think some guys on your hotlist just blocked you.

Evil woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

Whose penis, Yours OP?

Any penis! All penises. My penis. Ricky's penis. Elphaba's penis.

Your choice of penis and place. "

Ok I'll have one where my thigh gap used to be, another pressed up against my butt cheek, the rest are probably way over my head as I'm such a shortarse and most dickheads are taller.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Auntie Mary's freshly baked apple pie.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Where should it go?

Where do YOU think it should go?

Only serious answers please! I know what you lot are like.

I think they should be lined up in a row like a criminal line up

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

In soapy water.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"In soapy water. "

Even the clean ones?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"In soapy water. "

Wise move. Requires cleaning and inspection afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Auntie Mary's freshly baked apple pie."

Itll need a blow first

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Auntie Mary's freshly baked apple pie.

Itll need a blow first

But then it will be all floppy

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"In soapy water. "

Cristine had pretty face and nice sized boobs standing firm without a bra. Nice round bum with reasonable waist for it.

I COULD HARDLY HOLD BACK THE GAGGING WHEN SHE CAME CLOSE TO ME.

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