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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not enough talk about the sex in this place. It needs more of it.

Too much none sex stuff going on.

So I think you should all be putting in more effort to make the sex a topic of discussion more often.

And just the piss people off with an ear worm, I'm going to say it...

Let's talk about The Sex.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ffs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I enjoy sex.

I love sex.

I need sex.

I want sex.

I crave sex.

Repeat, ad nauseam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Baby, let's talk about you and me...

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I talk to lots of forum women about sex, usually all they say back is “ how did you get in here” or “ you need to leave or I’m calling the police “

So I’ve concluded none of them are interested in sex.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques"

And the sex!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I enjoy sex.

I love sex.

I need sex.

I want sex.

I crave sex.

Repeat, ad nauseam."

He gets it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I like that song.

The sex, it's good. I like it.

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Eurgh"

Yes. That's the exact word that comes to mind

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"I enjoy sex.

I love sex.

I need sex.

I want sex.

I crave sex.

Repeat, ad nauseam."

The secret order of the shagging monks. Founded by the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I like that song.

The sex, it's good. I like it.

J"

Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques"

Noooo

You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that song.

The sex, it's good. I like it.

J

Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home... "

Not married couples! Duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need sex

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

Noooo

You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory…."

See! She gets it!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I like that song.

The sex, it's good. I like it.

J

Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home...

Not married couples! Duh "

Some of them do! And they are the worst ones. All loved up and a "team" cheering each other on.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I like that song.

The sex, it's good. I like it.

J

Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home... "

Oh. Sorry, my bad. I thought we were talking about the sex. But we're talking about The Sex.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

Noooo

You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory…."

Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques"
I heard a rumour that if you kill 5 threads in a day they find you in your sleep.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Baby, let's talk about you and me..."

I'm too sexy for your body...

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

Noooo

You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory….

Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one"

Maybe an Orangary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's having the sex?!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Who's having the sex?!"

We all thought it was you. Dammit back to the drawing board!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for you OP

https://youtu.be/Oxu3pq319r0?si=Ohjl5dMCSPM6GZKM

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just for you OP

https://youtu.be/Oxu3pq319r0?si=Ohjl5dMCSPM6GZKM"

It's not a rickroll

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who's having the sex?!"

Not me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me! "

Shocker...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I like that song.

The sex, it's good. I like it.

J

Sex is cheating as a couple on here. You have it at home...

Not married couples! Duh

Some of them do! And they are the worst ones. All loved up and a "team" cheering each other on. "

Gimme a T. Gimme an E. Gimme an A. Gimme an M.

S. C. U. M.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

Noooo

You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory…."

I like this!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me! "

Oh dear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am no angel

I like it when you do that stuff to me

I am no angel

I like it when you talk, talk dirty when you talk, talk, talk, talk

Dirty talk

Blindfold, feather bed

Tickle me, slippery

G-Spot, nasty pose

In a video

Love machine, by myself

Climax, hot wax

S&M on the floor

I like it hardcore

I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight

(Ah, ah)

I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me! "

But are you bovered tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex you say...I had sex this morning. Very much needed it was too.

I'm sure there's been so many others had sex too this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me! "

I'll have sex with you.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

Shocker..."

Whatever!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

Oh dear lol"

Exactly

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

But are you bovered tho?"

A little!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

I'll have sex with you."

Deal!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


""

Take your kink shaming away!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

I'll have sex with you.

Deal! "

You'll probably have loads of women throwing their knickers at you now! mine would probably cover the Liver building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then.

I need to fuck, who wants it?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

I'll have sex with you.

Deal!

You'll probably have loads of women throwing their knickers at you now! mine would probably cover the Liver building "

But Mr TT2 already offered!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

I'll have sex with you.

Deal!

You'll probably have loads of women throwing their knickers at you now! mine would probably cover the Liver building

But Mr TT2 already offered! "

Nothing to say other people can't offer

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"

Take your kink shaming away! "

No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Wait, we have to talk about sex? Or about The Sex - as in, the sex we’re having? Because didn’t the other thread forbid us from doing that? I’m confused and conflicted now.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Take your kink shaming away!

No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly. "

You are far too defiant these days!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Wait, we have to talk about sex? Or about The Sex - as in, the sex we’re having? Because didn’t the other thread forbid us from doing that? I’m confused and conflicted now. "

The sex, sex, sex things, sex adjacent. Ways of sex. Sex.

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By *oquars19458Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

And the sex! "

There int any

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"The sex, sex, sex things, sex adjacent. Ways of sex. Sex. "

Gotcha. Sex stuff. Not specific sex with other forumers.

It’s a fine line to tread, though. Could be tricky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, we have to talk about sex? Or about The Sex - as in, the sex we’re having? Because didn’t the other thread forbid us from doing that? I’m confused and conflicted now. "

Oh jeez. I've already said I've had sex. Am I in bother now...hope so

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"

Take your kink shaming away!

No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly.

You are far too defiant these days! "

Well that was mean. Fine. I'll try and be meek and polite for the next ten minutes.

Yes please, let's talk about sex. Yay. I love The Sex. Live for The Sex. All The Sex.

Yay.

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By *oquars19458Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

Noooo

You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory….

Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one

Maybe an Orangary "

Orgasmry

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Take your kink shaming away!

No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly.

You are far too defiant these days!

Well that was mean. Fine. I'll try and be meek and polite for the next ten minutes.

Yes please, let's talk about sex. Yay. I love The Sex. Live for The Sex. All The Sex.

Yay."

Well there is no need to be sarcastic!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"

Take your kink shaming away!

No. Honestly, it's always sex sex sex in here. Have some class people, stop talking about sex constantly.

You are far too defiant these days!

Well that was mean. Fine. I'll try and be meek and polite for the next ten minutes.

Yes please, let's talk about sex. Yay. I love The Sex. Live for The Sex. All The Sex.

Yay.

Well there is no need to be sarcastic! "

Says Mr sarcasm 2023

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I bought a beautiful winter jacket today for when it gets cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

But are you bovered tho?

A little! "

Would you like a special naked cuddle?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh jeez. I've already said I've had sex. Am I in bother now...hope so "

I prefer positive reinforcement over punishment. But if you insist …

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The sex, sex, sex things, sex adjacent. Ways of sex. Sex.

Gotcha. Sex stuff. Not specific sex with other forumers.

It’s a fine line to tread, though. Could be tricky."

And not if you're in a couple. We're not allowed. It's a very narrow definition of the sex.

J

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques I heard a rumour that if you kill 5 threads in a day they find you in your sleep.

"

.

It's a lie sadly, I've been trying for that for years. pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

Sexy

Sexless

Sexual

Sexual pleasure

Sexual person

Sexual desire

Sexy kiss

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

But are you bovered tho?

A little!

Would you like a special naked cuddle?"

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me!

I'll have sex with you.

Deal!

You'll probably have loads of women throwing their knickers at you now! mine would probably cover the Liver building

But Mr TT2 already offered! "

Something, something, IT'S A TRAP! *Admiral Akbar*

It was F in disguise!!

Saying that I would have sex with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next you will be expecting people to meet up for sex !!!!

Disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save that shite for swingers chat. The lounge is for baked goods, rating profiles and rumours about the existence of cliques

Noooo

You can have sex in the lounge. And the hallway, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, conservatory….

Who here has a conservatory? Now that's a lounge thread if ever I've heard one"

Whole new type of dogging, having sex in the conservatory while people watch from the garden.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I like heavy spunking videos.

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

It’s all about the sex! But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be respectful!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I like heavy spunking videos. "

I remember once when I had a great one on here!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

The sex is fun. I enjoy the sex. And I support this product and/or idea

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!"

Or they’re just not telling you about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!"

How do you know that? We are maybe going at it all the time

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

Or they’re just not telling you about it. "

Didn't happen if you didn't see it is my life motto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!"

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey "

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x"

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...

Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.

Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.

But most importantly.

Record. Record everything

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties "

Just act more like a man! Duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people have sex and just don't shout about it.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some people have sex and just don't shout about it."

Silent sex

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Some people have sex and just don't shout about it."

While true, if no one were to discuss it on a forum with a heavy emphasis on it, well, it would be pretty boring

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

For me sex is pointless without some form of connection…. I will consider Hello as enough of a connection…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people have sex and just don't shout about it.

While true, if no one were to discuss it on a forum with a heavy emphasis on it, well, it would be pretty boring "

Or just less

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...

Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.

Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.

But most importantly.

Record. Record everything "

Bruceys matchmaking service?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh "

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...

Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.

Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.

But most importantly.

Record. Record everything

Bruceys matchmaking service? "

I just know you'd have a great time with each other!

.....no ulterior motives....

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work "

Just message her FAF I think is more what he's getting to. She definitely owns a strap on.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...

Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.

Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.

But most importantly.

Record. Record everything

Bruceys matchmaking service?

I just know you'd have a great time with each other!

.....no ulterior motives...."

Except the video evidence that you mentioned huh

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work "

Of course you can!

The point is, you just ask

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Any ladies got that feeling

For some sexual healing .

I'll get my scrubs out .

Sexual healing baby sound good to me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work "

I can show you mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x"

I do this all the time

Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

I can show you mine "

See!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

I can show you mine "

Oh um yes please

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Em, meet Mrs Shiv. Mrs Shiv, Em...

Now you two are roughly the same age and hot as fuck. You both have great faces as well as bodies. You're both bi. You'd have a great time.

Flights exist, who's not scared of planes? See it as a fun weekend.

But most importantly.

Record. Record everything

Bruceys matchmaking service?

I just know you'd have a great time with each other!

.....no ulterior motives....

Except the video evidence that you mentioned huh "

Well SORRY for liking to see people get along!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

I do this all the time

Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance "

It's a curse

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

I do this all the time

Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance

It's a curse "

You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

I do this all the time

Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance

It's a curse

You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women! "

You're right I don't ,it's embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

I do this all the time

Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance

It's a curse

You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women! "

So, bit like ALL men then.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

I do this all the time

Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance

It's a curse

You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women!

So, bit like ALL men then. "

Shush you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

I do this all the time

Last time a girl was talking to me in a bar, I didn’t realise until the next day that she was flirting. I ended up talking to her about insurance

It's a curse

You lot just clearly don't know how to talk to women!

So, bit like ALL men then.

Shush you! "

Oh I will.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a solution. Em, Mrs Shiv … let’s get together. The three of us. I’ll referee. Do the introductions. Play wingman in-between you. And be your cheerleader when you need one.

Brucey needn’t know. You two can pose for a selfie to send him and pretend I wasn’t there holding your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

I can show you mine

Oh um yes please "

Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

I can show you mine

Oh um yes please

Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about "

Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.

I don't need more competition from more attractive people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

I can show you mine

Oh um yes please

Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about

Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.

I don't need more competition from more attractive people! "

Thanks for the advice Kai

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I have a solution. Em, Mrs Shiv … let’s get together. The three of us. I’ll referee. Do the introductions. Play wingman in-between you. And be your cheerleader when you need one.

Brucey needn’t know. You two can pose for a selfie to send him and pretend I wasn’t there holding your hands."

*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

I can show you mine

Oh um yes please

Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about

Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.

I don't need more competition from more attractive people!

Thanks for the advice Kai"

So good of him really

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG "

Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I wanna see more women do the sex. Too many on here aren't doing it with each other!

We want to! We just don’t know how to initiate it with each other is the problem brucey

I'll second that. I friendzone myself every single time

Em x

In person im fine. On here I just end up with a couple of new besties

Just act more like a man! Duh

Well I can't ask her if she wants to see my willy because I don't have one,so this will not work

I can show you mine

Oh um yes please

Well that was easy. I don’t know what I was so nervous about

Actually thinking about it... Ignore everything we said.

I don't need more competition from more attractive people!

Thanks for the advice Kai

So good of him really "

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG

Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it."

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

what's this again?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


" what's this again? "

Sex, Liz. Sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG

Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it."

He’s always watching

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"He’s always watching "

Okay, suddenly that feels sinister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s always watching

Okay, suddenly that feels sinister."

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"He’s always watching

Okay, suddenly that feels sinister."

Big Brucey Brother

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Big Brucey Brother"

We have always been at war with Brucelandia.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"He’s always watching

Okay, suddenly that feels sinister."

I always feel like

Somebody's watching me

And I get no privacy....

You're welcome for the earworm lol

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG

Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it."

Actually cause I'm feeling the bro love here - have at it roses! Those ladies can choose anyone to join them as they wish because these women have RIGHTS people!

Give you a fiver for a little clip though?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG

Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it.

He’s always watching "

Sydney University don't pay me the big bucks for nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Whispers* I think he might see this RTG

Yeah, but attention span of a goldfish. He’ll have forgotten by the time we get around to doing it.

Actually cause I'm feeling the bro love here - have at it roses! Those ladies can choose anyone to join them as they wish because these women have RIGHTS people!

Give you a fiver for a little clip though? "

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By *ashMan
over a year ago

Westhoughton

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By *ashMan
over a year ago

Westhoughton


"Who's having the sex?!

Not me! "

Not me either. For few weeks now

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