FabSwingers.com forum: The three Seashells

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Okay so we know this forum has some absolutely atrocious thread content. However it's time for a serious thinky thread.

How do you think the three seashells would and should be used?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you John Spartan?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Are you John Spartan?"

Maybe.

Just answer the question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like 3 settings on a mega powerful blow dryer

Or suction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit in one, piss in another, dunno about the 3rd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just a simple country boy, getting on a bit, not used to all this modern shenanigans…

Do I need to Google to understand all this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I being thick here?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I thought the Three Seashells was a pub...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

My fat arse thought this was going to be about those seashell chocolates you get that are never as good as you think they’re going to be

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i think im a bit thick too,

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

First one activates a brush and warm soapy water to remove cling-ons.

Second one squirts water to flush away said cling-ons and rinse.

Third is a blast of warm air to dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in one, piss in another, dunno about the 3rd."

“John Wick, you are find 2 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute”

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I actually googled this once to see if there was an answer about how the 3 seashells should be used, unfortunately there is an answer on how they should be used!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sylvester Stallone (who played Spartan) did however explain how they work in a 2006 interview; “…you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third“. He didn’t explain how they would be cleaned after so we’re assuming you just throw them away and get new seashells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I being thick here?"

It’s from the film demolition man, there’s no toilet roll just three see shells….

You never find out how it works

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Can’t we just have sex the old fashioned way…?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Sylvester Stallone (who played Spartan) did however explain how they work in a 2006 interview; “…you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third“. He didn’t explain how they would be cleaned after so we’re assuming you just throw them away and get new seashells"

He explained how he thought they should be used.

The writer said there is no explanation behind it. He called a friend one day asking for ideas how to make a toilet futuristic, and the friend said he had some seashells as decoration in his bathroom. The writer said he would make that work. He couldn't so he left it up to our imaginations.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Am I being thick here?

It’s from the film demolition man, there’s no toilet roll just three see shells….

You never find out how it works "

The correct answer is "yes, yes you are"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One up, one down and one polisher..

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

Sandra Bullock in those leggings!!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Edgar Friendly knows.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You could use them like three mini bidets. How lovely.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"You could use them like three mini bidets. How lovely.

Although it depends on the shape obviously. It won't work with a conch or razor clam.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Think that’s bad, google poop knife instead ??

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"razor clam.

Elphaba has one of those!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I will be bankrupt by verbal morality fines if I linger on this thread.

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By *obinhood31Man
over a year ago

manchester

Imagine how much money would be saved if they installed the Cryo prison system.

No free internet, 3 meals a day as well as savings on tax payer money

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