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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

How about a goldfish bowl which revolves - for all those tired goldfish?

What invention can you imagine which has yet to be invented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Robots - well, they're sort of in the pipeline, but it'll be a long time before they become the perfect automated sex partners as seen in the likes of Futurama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self separating rubbish bins... So you don't have to think about where each piece of trash goes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I need is a wife. She would solve lots of problems

Mrs notts

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Self separating rubbish bins... So you don't have to think about where each piece of trash goes..."

Oooh I like that one!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A mass "no thank you" button on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I need is a wife. She would solve lots of problems

Mrs notts "

Not sure the husbands on here would totally agree !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog that disposes of its own poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mass "no thank you" button on fab."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a goldfish bowl which revolves - for all those tired goldfish?

What invention can you imagine which has yet to be invented?"

A sunscreen applicator for my back, when I go on holiday alone

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

A politician that doesn't fuck up!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Paracetamol flavoured condoms

No more excusess lol

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A crotchless onesie.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Loads of things... Hover cars, anti gravity engines, Carson towers (although those have been thought of just not built), packaging that decomposes quickly and adds nutrients to he soil, highly oxygenated swimming pools so kids don't drown, intelligent saucepans ghat don't let things burn. Smart fridges that order replacements if you don't put stuff back in, proper 3d televisions.... All food that is healthy no matter if it's a deep fried battered marsbar. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ending bags of PO monster munch x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

42 & 1/2mm ion supression valves.

The 43mm screw on but rattle loose when I travel beyond 500 years in the time-machine.

Glitter proof ones would be even better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the teleporter so I can summon a meet when I want one !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"42 & 1/2mm ion supression valves.

The 43mm screw on but rattle loose when I travel beyond 500 years in the time-machine.

Glitter proof ones would be even better. "

Just stop Ryan from using the machine, glitter problem solved..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the teleporter so I can summon a meet when I want one !!!!! "

Best suggestion yet!!!

And if your meet is north of the border you'd even get to say "Beam me up Scottie!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book on how the female mind works

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A book on how the female mind works "
How many volumes would that be in then....

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A book on how the female mind works "

You really wouldn't want to know how mine works

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book on how the female mind works "

I wrote one of them. 13 stamps long it was x

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"A mass "no thank you" button on fab."

There's another site I go on which has this - except it is a 'not interested' button. They ignore it and keep messaging until you block! LOL

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"A politician that doesn't fuck up!"

That's a fantasy not a potential invention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then...."

Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on'

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"A book on how the female mind works "

And a special pulley system to help you lift it!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"A book on how the female mind works

And a special pulley system to help you lift it! "

A special magnifying glass for holding a book on how the male mind works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then....

Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' "

dont men do this too?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"A mass "no thank you" button on fab."

Quickly followed by an improved no thank you and block button.

BEFORE they invent the 'why not?' button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The never ending mug of coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then....

Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on'

dont men do this too? "

only if we don't get what we want.

The worst thing you can ask a woman? ' what's the matter'..... They usually flip at this and reply with ' if you knew/loved me, you would know'

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Self-cleaning windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self-cleaning windows."

already invented!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Self-cleaning windows.

already invented!"

No - I mean the kind which will have some kind of device so that a chamois leather comes out and actually cleans it - as opposed to those coated with something to 'prevent' them getting dirty. Maybe an arm which comes out of the wall with a squeegee attached to it to clean it off properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then....

Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on'

dont men do this too?

only if we don't get what we want.

The worst thing you can ask a woman? ' what's the matter'..... They usually flip at this and reply with ' if you knew/loved me, you would know'

"

saves u flipping them ........ see a use there already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x "

ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x

ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here "

How posh are you do you have to wear a tiara whilst eating them ma'am ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x

ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here

How posh are you do you have to wear a tiara whilst eating them ma'am ? Xx"

oh yes, but not much else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A games console that puts you in the game. Kinda like the matrix but you don't die irl if you die in the game.

Duplicating machine so you can copy things like food/beer/etc

My very own iron man suit so I can kick some ass.

Hypersleep capsules like in Alien.

Predator camo suit but it hides your scent, heat signature, heartbeat.

A medical machine that will tell you if you're ill or need certain vitamins etc.

A chip or collar that would make an animal talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set mini projectors, embedded in the arms of your glasses. So you can watch films or YouTube at work.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"

A chip or collar that would make an animal talk.

"

Or a husband!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x

ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here

How posh are you do you have to wear a tiara whilst eating them

oh yes, but not much else. "

Sitting in your pants, whilst wearing a tiara and munching on posh crisps

Who told you about my fantasy? Come on. Own up. That was meant to be a secret x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How about a goldfish bowl which revolves - for all those tired goldfish?

What invention can you imagine which has yet to be invented?"

Pure genius, that may have may have ended my quest for a goldfish that can swim in reverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then....

Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' "

Once that conundrum's been worked out then solving world famine will be easy!!!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then....

Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on'

Once that conundrum's been worked out then solving world famine will be easy!!!"

We could cook all the surplus men! Soylent Green Burger anyone - no Shergar was harmed in the making of this product!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A book on how the female mind works "

As opposed to the pamphlet on how a mans works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A personal trainer that actually does the work for you but your body feels the benefit whilst watchibg tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to invent an invention that will automatically invent things .....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Cock lasers.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Pure genius, that may have may have ended my quest for a goldfish that can swim in reverse "

P.S. I'll stick with 33, they seem to get a bit dizzy at 45rpm

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"A dog that disposes of its own poo!"

i had a dog that did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A map that women can actually understand!!! And that's without turning it upside down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An idiot radar 'blocker' so I can use it against the many ladys who have one, on this site xxx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

something to clone people, so I have my OTs/Nurses all to myself and my friend for when we cant meet

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