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"Self separating rubbish bins... So you don't have to think about where each piece of trash goes..." Oooh I like that one! | |||
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"All I need is a wife. She would solve lots of problems Mrs notts " Not sure the husbands on here would totally agree !! | |||
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"How about a goldfish bowl which revolves - for all those tired goldfish? What invention can you imagine which has yet to be invented?" A sunscreen applicator for my back, when I go on holiday alone | |||
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"42 & 1/2mm ion supression valves. The 43mm screw on but rattle loose when I travel beyond 500 years in the time-machine. Glitter proof ones would be even better. " Just stop Ryan from using the machine, glitter problem solved.. | |||
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"the teleporter so I can summon a meet when I want one !!!!! " Best suggestion yet!!! And if your meet is north of the border you'd even get to say "Beam me up Scottie!" | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works " How many volumes would that be in then.... | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works " You really wouldn't want to know how mine works D x | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works " I wrote one of them. 13 stamps long it was x | |||
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"A mass "no thank you" button on fab." There's another site I go on which has this - except it is a 'not interested' button. They ignore it and keep messaging until you block! LOL | |||
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"A politician that doesn't fuck up!" That's a fantasy not a potential invention! | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then...." Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works " And a special pulley system to help you lift it! | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works And a special pulley system to help you lift it! " A special magnifying glass for holding a book on how the male mind works! | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then.... Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' " dont men do this too? | |||
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"A mass "no thank you" button on fab." Quickly followed by an improved no thank you and block button. BEFORE they invent the 'why not?' button | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then.... Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' dont men do this too? " only if we don't get what we want. The worst thing you can ask a woman? ' what's the matter'..... They usually flip at this and reply with ' if you knew/loved me, you would know' | |||
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"Self-cleaning windows. already invented!" No - I mean the kind which will have some kind of device so that a chamois leather comes out and actually cleans it - as opposed to those coated with something to 'prevent' them getting dirty. Maybe an arm which comes out of the wall with a squeegee attached to it to clean it off properly. | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then.... Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' dont men do this too? only if we don't get what we want. The worst thing you can ask a woman? ' what's the matter'..... They usually flip at this and reply with ' if you knew/loved me, you would know' " saves u flipping them ........ see a use there already | |||
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"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x " ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here | |||
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"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here " How posh are you do you have to wear a tiara whilst eating them ma'am ? Xx | |||
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"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here How posh are you do you have to wear a tiara whilst eating them ma'am ? Xx" oh yes, but not much else. | |||
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" A chip or collar that would make an animal talk. " Or a husband!! | |||
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"Never ending bags of PO monster munch x ooooo i've got vintage cheddar and onion with chutney crisps here How posh are you do you have to wear a tiara whilst eating them oh yes, but not much else. " Sitting in your pants, whilst wearing a tiara and munching on posh crisps Who told you about my fantasy? Come on. Own up. That was meant to be a secret x | |||
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"How about a goldfish bowl which revolves - for all those tired goldfish? What invention can you imagine which has yet to be invented?" Pure genius, that may have may have ended my quest for a goldfish that can swim in reverse | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then.... Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' " Once that conundrum's been worked out then solving world famine will be easy!!! | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works How many volumes would that be in then.... Loads. I reckon there would be 3 volumes alone on ' why do women get a cob on' Once that conundrum's been worked out then solving world famine will be easy!!!" We could cook all the surplus men! Soylent Green Burger anyone - no Shergar was harmed in the making of this product! | |||
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"A book on how the female mind works " As opposed to the pamphlet on how a mans works | |||
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"Pure genius, that may have may have ended my quest for a goldfish that can swim in reverse " P.S. I'll stick with 33, they seem to get a bit dizzy at 45rpm | |||
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"A dog that disposes of its own poo!" i had a dog that did that | |||
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