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By *winging Sally Sean OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

This is a genuine funny story, from something which happened today...

Whilst waiting for a young family member to use the toilet at a Petrol station services earlier, I overheard two members of staff chatting. A guy aged around 22 behind the counter. The other, was younger lad aged about 17, but no different than many other 17 year olds. He was sorting the shelves, before moving to the newspaper stand.

17 year old "It says Racing Post should be on the top", said in a confused tone...

22 year old "Yeah, there's a space on top for the Racing Post". Pointing to a big yellow 'Racing Post' sticker on the front of the stand.

17 year old "But how do I know which is which?" Holding a selection of newspapers.

22 year old "The Racing Post has Racing Post written at the top of it"

17 year old looks through the selection of newspapers in his hand and seems intrigued by the names of different newspapers.

I don't know whether this is funny or tragic.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

They're just thick

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that."

The Times we live in

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that.

The Times we live in "

Kids these days just want to be Independent.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that.

The Times we live in "

Yoof of today just not Independent enough.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that.

The Times we live in

Kids these days just want to be Independent."

Great minds!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that.

The Times we live in

Yoof of today just not Independent enough.

"

They all need a Guardian to take care of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Echo what you've all said, it's hardly News of the World but it was an interesting story you told us there Tom.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

They are spending too much time on their daily sport to read papers.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that.

The Times we live in

Kids these days just want to be Independent.

Great minds! "

That could have been a Big Issue YOLO!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"The older one was obviously the daily mail in charge but not his guardian. He should have expressed his opinion and telegraphed it at different times. His dad would have thought he was his star son for doing that.

The Times we live in

Kids these days just want to be Independent.

Great minds!

That could have been a Big Issue YOLO! "

I know. The story really holds a Mirror to society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 22 year old gets today's Daily Star!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

i

agree

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Was his name Gaz Ette?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

He needs to become a good Observer.

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By *winging Sally Sean OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

In thewse uncertain Financial Times, he's lucky to have a job.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

*inserts funny witty comment everyone laughs*

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be missing an educational video on TikTok.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Some PEOPLE!

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