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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening KC² my love!

You are this evening's F¹rst poster. Name your prize and it shall be (ethically) yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

My dårling FluffChic' — good evening my moonstone!

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Evening Nero x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening dear.

Have you had a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hurrah! Not FirstFaced in a while. Today has been a quiet one. We took our daughter to a sports thingy, then did the shopping after. This afternoon, I've sat on the sofa in a blanket, trying to unstick the stuff stuck in my oesophagus. It's been difficult and painful tbh. I sat and watched random telly.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero x"

Evening felicitations _hortishblonde! How have you been? Are you feeling better?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"G°°°°°°°OOD Evening KC² my love!

You are this evening's F¹rst poster. Name your prize and it shall be (ethically) yours!"

I'd have asked for a wood fired n'duja pizza, but I'd not be able to eat it right now. Perhaps a decent cup of coffee? Soya milk, please.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening dear.

Have you had a good day?"

Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice. So good in fact that some reprobate even stole my line!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Blu' Blu', how do you do? How is the world of Pharma'?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hurrah! Not FirstFaced in a while. Today has been a quiet one. We took our daughter to a sports thingy, then did the shopping after. This afternoon, I've sat on the sofa in a blanket, trying to unstick the stuff stuck in my oesophagus. It's been difficult and painful tbh. I sat and watched random telly. "

It's been a while KC²! Long have the months endured since you were F¹rst. Wishing your much maligned OEsophagUS a speedy recovery.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Nero x

Evening felicitations _hortishblonde! How have you been? Are you feeling better? "

Much better thank you just sad about the rugby

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

Dearest GåteKêêper! A very good evening fine sir...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening dear.

Have you had a good day?

Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice. So good in fact that some reprobate even stole my line! "

Oh boy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"G°°°°°°°OOD Evening KC² my love!

You are this evening's F¹rst poster. Name your prize and it shall be (ethically) yours!

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I'd have asked for a wood fired n'duja pizza, but I'd not be able to eat it right now. Perhaps a decent cup of coffee? Soya milk, please. "

Let's put the WFNP on ice until you return to ye olde London Towne. Coffee with soya coming up!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Already? Evening all!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening Nero, evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero x

Evening felicitations _hortishblonde! How have you been? Are you feeling better?

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Much better thank you just sad about the rugby "

I don't watch Rugby. What happened? Anything exciting or noteworthy?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Nero

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Nero x

Evening felicitations _hortishblonde! How have you been? Are you feeling better?

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Much better thank you just sad about the rugby

I don't watch Rugby. What happened? Anything exciting or noteworthy?"

Ireland lost bloody good game though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

My dårling FluffChic' — good evening my moonstone! "

How goes it?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Already? Evening all!"

Yes, I'm afraid so! Good evening CrimsonRose. Is the fair wind of the weekend treating you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright Mr Peckham

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all "

Côôkie! Good evening. The word on the boulevard is that you're thinking of joining us (me) at the next CNL Social? So Shall we imbibe? ²

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Evening. I'm perving in the bath. How decadent

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

LíttlemíssmístressK, what a day! How are you anyway?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero "

Dear Grumpmeister extraordinaire, good evening! You gave me a fright earlier. I thought it was Bøø encroaching into my phone.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero, evening all

Côôkie! Good evening. The word on the boulevard is that you're thinking of joining us (me) at the next CNL Social? So Shall we imbibe? ²"

Train and hotel already booked

Not red it makes me less classy

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero x

Evening felicitations _hortishblonde! How have you been? Are you feeling better?

·

Much better thank you just sad about the rugby

I don't watch Rugby. What happened? Anything exciting or noteworthy?

·

Ireland lost bloody good game though "

What, prey tell, did the Emerald Isle lose? And what did you gain?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello

My dårling FluffChic' — good evening my moonstone!

·

How goes it?"

It goes rather well. I was in Soho today. And you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero

Dear Grumpmeister extraordinaire, good evening! You gave me a fright earlier. I thought it was Bøø encroaching into my phone. "

You wish.......

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

My dårling FluffChic' — good evening my moonstone!

·

How goes it?

It goes rather well. I was in Soho today. And you?"

We were in london somewhere I can’t remember oh near Waterloo!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening Nero

Dear Grumpmeister extraordinaire, good evening! You gave me a fright earlier. I thought it was Bøø encroaching into my phone. "

I'm scary I know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hello

My dårling FluffChic' — good evening my moonstone!

·

How goes it?

It goes rather well. I was in Soho today. And you?

We were in london somewhere I can’t remember oh near Waterloo!"

Couldn't escape if you wanted to

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Alright Mr Peckham"

One of these days I'm going to swipe my American sExpress card between that cleavage of yours, Bøø. In the meantime: good evening!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in** Good Evening lovely peeps

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening. I'm perving in the bath. How decadent "

Good evening and Welcøme to the Noc' Snug Bar, Mr F¹Fe N¹nja! Don't drop the phone otherwise you'll get 5.2watts up your 'jacksy'!

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Nero x

Evening felicitations _hortishblonde! How have you been? Are you feeling better?

·

Much better thank you just sad about the rugby

I don't watch Rugby. What happened? Anything exciting or noteworthy?

·

Ireland lost bloody good game though

What, prey tell, did the Emerald Isle lose? And what did you gain?"

Not a lot but rather nice watching

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello

My dårling FluffChic' — good evening my moonstone!

·

How goes it?

It goes rather well. I was in Soho today. And you?

We were in london somewhere I can’t remember oh near Waterloo!"

Jubilee Gardens lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all

Côôkie! Good evening. The word on the boulevard is that you're thinking of joining us (me) at the next CNL Social? So Shall we imbibe? ²

·

Train and hotel already booked

Not red it makes me less classy "

I was thinking of drowning our sorrows with a large glass of 'Mother's Ruin'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero

Dear Grumpmeister extraordinaire, good evening! You gave me a fright earlier. I thought it was Bøø encroaching into my phone.

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You wish......."

I mostly do, Bøø. I mostly do...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello

LíttlemíssmístressK, what a day! How are you anyway?"

Hello I'm well thank you awaiting a food delivery to my accommodation lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

Hello and gøød evening MR2020999, welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship! You finally got there. Tell me, what became of the previous 2,020,998 prototypes??

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero, evening all

Côôkie! Good evening. The word on the boulevard is that you're thinking of joining us (me) at the next CNL Social? So Shall we imbibe? ²

·

Train and hotel already booked

Not red it makes me less classy

I was thinking of drowning our sorrows with a large glass of 'Mother's Ruin'."

I’m all for the mothers ruin but sorrows are not allowed

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. "

Dear folks of the Noc' please kindly extend a warm welcome to By·The·Ç. They're broadcasting all the way from The Channel Islands. Guernsey, to be exact. Join me on the green velvetine banquette.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Is it Saturday? It feels like Sunday

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Ello ello

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello

My dårling FluffChic' — good evening my moonstone!

·

How goes it?

It goes rather well. I was in Soho today. And you?

We were in london somewhere I can’t remember oh near Waterloo!"

So you stood me up and blanked me??

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By *omandmelCouple
over a year ago

surrey

[Removed by poster at 14/10/23 22:31:29]

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Evening all

Dearest GåteKêêper! A very good evening fine sir..."

How goes it Sir Nero?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero

Dear Grumpmeister extraordinaire, good evening! You gave me a fright earlier. I thought it was Bøø encroaching into my phone.

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I'm scary I know "

You're a mild mannered pussy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"**twirls in** Good Evening lovely peeps"

The celebrated Nocturnal wouldn't be the same if it wasn't for our Twirler™. Good evening Knïttër!

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Good evening everyone

Hello and gøød evening MR2020999, welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship! You finally got there. Tell me, what became of the previous 2,020,998 prototypes?? "

Think they didn't quite make it

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero x

Evening felicitations _hortishblonde! How have you been? Are you feeling better?

·

Much better thank you just sad about the rugby

I don't watch Rugby. What happened? Anything exciting or noteworthy?

·

Ireland lost bloody good game though

What, prey tell, did the Emerald Isle lose? And what did you gain?

Not a lot but rather nice watching "

You can tell me all about it after a curry, and then during 'pillau talk'.

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By *obin444Man
over a year ago

Windsor

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello

LíttlemíssmístressK, what a day! How are you anyway?

Hello I'm well thank you awaiting a food delivery to my accommodation lol"

Is it Meals On Wheels?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening Nero and all you fabulous folk. It was a pleasure to meet some of the people from this thread today

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all

Côôkie! Good evening. The word on the boulevard is that you're thinking of joining us (me) at the next CNL Social? So Shall we imbibe? ²

·

Train and hotel already booked

Not red it makes me less classy

I was thinking of drowning our sorrows with a large glass of 'Mother's Ruin'.

·

I’m all for the mothers ruin but sorrows are not allowed "

No heartbreaking then!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is it Saturday? It feels like Sunday "

I may host tomorrow too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero, just wanted to say you’re such a wonderful nocturnal host.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ello ello"

A warm welcome to —_ihimbiher—

How are you this fine crisp evening?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is it Saturday? It feels like Sunday

I may host tomorrow too... "

Tomorrow? Is that Sunday or Monday?!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero, evening all

Côôkie! Good evening. The word on the boulevard is that you're thinking of joining us (me) at the next CNL Social? So Shall we imbibe? ²

·

Train and hotel already booked

Not red it makes me less classy

I was thinking of drowning our sorrows with a large glass of 'Mother's Ruin'.

·

I’m all for the mothers ruin but sorrows are not allowed

No heartbreaking then!"

As if I’d do that to anyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

Dearest GåteKêêper! A very good evening fine sir...

How goes it Sir Nero?"

It's not bad. I went to the Daido Moriyama exhibition today. It was most enjoyable and educating!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone

Hello and gøød evening MR2020999, welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship! You finally got there. Tell me, what became of the previous 2,020,998 prototypes?? Think they didn't quite make it "

Well, it's good to have you onboard!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

A very good evening RØbin444

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all you fabulous folk. It was a pleasure to meet some of the people from this thread today "

Scottish guy/555 — good evening fine Sir! I haven't seen you for ages! Unfortunately I didn't have the privilege to meet any of these fine folk.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

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By *R2020999Man
over a year ago

Scotland


"Good evening everyone

Hello and gøød evening MR2020999, welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship! You finally got there. Tell me, what became of the previous 2,020,998 prototypes?? Think they didn't quite make it

Well, it's good to have you onboard! "

Thank you kind sir. It's good to be on board

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero, just wanted to say you’re such a wonderful nocturnal host. "

Awww! You really are the most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, it turned cold ,lows in the 50's highs in the 70's, thought I'd have to break out my long sleeve shirts

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is it Saturday? It feels like Sunday

I may host tomorrow too...

Tomorrow? Is that Sunday or Monday?! "

It's Funday, KC². † An ecclesiastical day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nero, just wanted to say you’re such a wonderful nocturnal host.

Awww! You really are the most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery. "

I’m just sucking up to get an invite to afternoon tea.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all

Côôkie! Good evening. The word on the boulevard is that you're thinking of joining us (me) at the next CNL Social? So Shall we imbibe? ²

·

Train and hotel already booked

Not red it makes me less classy

I was thinking of drowning our sorrows with a large glass of 'Mother's Ruin'.

·

I’m all for the mothers ruin but sorrows are not allowed

No heartbreaking then!

As if I’d do that to anyone "

I've heard all the rumours! You leave fragments of broken porcelain hearts along the pathway of disappointment. Wench.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is it Saturday? It feels like Sunday

I may host tomorrow too...

Tomorrow? Is that Sunday or Monday?!

It's Funday, KC². † An ecclesiastical day."

I'll say my Hail Marys and pray for forgiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Alright Mr Peckham

One of these days I'm going to swipe my American sExpress card between that cleavage of yours, Bøø. In the meantime: good evening! "

Don't do that or I'll be forced to reject your card and keep it

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Nero and all you fabulous folk. It was a pleasure to meet some of the people from this thread today

Scottish guy/555 — good evening fine Sir! I haven't seen you for ages! Unfortunately I didn't have the privilege to meet any of these fine folk."

Good evening to you fine sir. I haven't been on for a while due to some health issues but I had to attend pickle's picnic as I didn't want to be labelled as a time wasting single guy

Those labels can be so detrimental to a gentleman's reputation

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero, evening all

No heartbreaking then!

As if I’d do that to anyone

I've heard all the rumours! You leave fragments of broken porcelain hearts along the pathway of disappointment. Wench."

Lies all lies

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka"

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced! "

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still up and happy to have a chat with anyone who is bored haha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, it turned cold ,lows in the 50's highs in the 70's, thought I'd have to break out my long sleeve shirts "

It's Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! Good evening, young man. Xxxxx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero, just wanted to say you’re such a wonderful nocturnal host.

Awww! You really are the most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery.

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I’m just sucking up to get an invite to afternoon tea. "

You don't need to be so obsequious for Åfternoon Teå. You are already invited!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, it turned cold ,lows in the 50's highs in the 70's, thought I'd have to break out my long sleeve shirts

It's Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! Good evening, young man. Xxxxx"

this weather report may differ from what you experience

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is it Saturday? It feels like Sunday

I may host tomorrow too...

Tomorrow? Is that Sunday or Monday?!

It's Funday, KC². † An ecclesiastical day.

I'll say my Hail Marys and pray for forgiveness "

Forgiveness? Have you been all Devilish on Mr KC's phallus this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Alright Mr Peckham

One of these days I'm going to swipe my American sExpress card between that cleavage of yours, Bøø. In the meantime: good evening!

Don't do that or I'll be forced to reject your card and keep it "

It's Chip n' Pin. I know you like chips, you double dipper!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all you fabulous folk. It was a pleasure to meet some of the people from this thread today

Scottish guy/555 — good evening fine Sir! I haven't seen you for ages! Unfortunately I didn't have the privilege to meet any of these fine folk.

·

Good evening to you fine sir. I haven't been on for a while due to some health issues but I had to attend pickle's picnic as I didn't want to be labelled as a time wasting single guy

Those labels can be so detrimental to a gentleman's reputation "

I hope you're ok and on the cobbled path to recovery!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all

No heartbreaking then!

As if I’d do that to anyone

I've heard all the rumours! You leave fragments of broken porcelain hearts along the pathway of disappointment. Wench.

Lies all lies "

I'm going to probe you in November.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome "

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm still up and happy to have a chat with anyone who is bored haha"

TallBeardedGentleman, we are all up. It's not called the eponymous Nocturnal Thread for nothing!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet? "

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, it turned cold ,lows in the 50's highs in the 70's, thought I'd have to break out my long sleeve shirts

It's Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! Good evening, young man. Xxxxx this weather report may differ from what you experience "

It's getting chilly here. Get this, I actually wore my gun-metal grey flannel merino wool jumper today. That's smug-worthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all sleep apnoea so up for a while yet!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one. "

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all sleep apnoea so up for a while yet! "

·

Good evening nEwlywEdsinlovE ! Do you have a ResMed CPAP respirator?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I've caught up!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying?? "

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero good evening everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

·

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge "

You seem to have had a reversal of fortune: from making blue movies to getting a blue badge.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero good evening everyone "

My dårling Natalie, good evening. It's been sooo loooong!

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over a year ago


"Good evening Nero good evening everyone

My dårling Natalie, good evening. It's been sooo loooong!"

Yes it has that been away for a little bit but back now and thank you so much

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

·

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge

You seem to have had a reversal of fortune: from making blue movies to getting a blue badge.

"

Tis quite a bump.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

·

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge

You seem to have had a reversal of fortune: from making blue movies to getting a blue badge.

Tis quite a bump. "

Thoughts and prayers, Saff'. †

I've put you down for Afternoon Tea. Do you say scone or scone, or just stick with sandwiches because you don't want to be ridiculed for saying the wrong thing?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi etc "

Hello beautiful good to see you x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi etc

Hello beautiful good to see you x"

Hi gorgeous. I just noticed you were on here. Sending kisses

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi etc "

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening etc and so forth and whatever!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi etc

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening etc and so forth and whatever! "

Yes. All of that

All I can manage tonight are kisses. Will they do?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate. "

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi etc

Hello beautiful good to see you x

Hi gorgeous. I just noticed you were on here. Sending kisses "

Awww thank you so much sending some back hopefully your good and well xxx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi etc

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening etc and so forth and whatever!

·

Yes. All of that

All I can manage tonight are kisses. Will they do? "

They are my favourite mode of Nocturnal Currency.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge "

Yessssssss get a Blue Badge!! You can park for free in Mancunia

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation "

It's actually Basque.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi etc

Hello beautiful good to see you x

Hi gorgeous. I just noticed you were on here. Sending kisses

Awww thank you so much sending some back hopefully your good and well xxx"

I am darling thank you. Just a sleepy bird tonight so won’t be on long. Will catch up with you next week though now you’re back.

And yay! For you being back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi etc

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening etc and so forth and whatever!

·

Yes. All of that

All I can manage tonight are kisses. Will they do?

They are my favourite mode of Nocturnal Currency. "

Excellent news… I pay for everything with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi etc

Hello beautiful good to see you x

Hi gorgeous. I just noticed you were on here. Sending kisses

Awww thank you so much sending some back hopefully your good and well xxx

I am darling thank you. Just a sleepy bird tonight so won’t be on long. Will catch up with you next week though now you’re back.

And yay! For you being back "

Good good and hugs on sleeping and not a problem xxx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang "

Good evening Steveandhismagicpicklex (that's a mouthful and a ½). Tell me about your day? Tell me about how many fanciful glances you exchanged and the kisses you shared this afternoon.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi etc

Le Petit Oiseau! Good evening etc and so forth and whatever!

·

Yes. All of that

All I can manage tonight are kisses. Will they do?

They are my favourite mode of Nocturnal Currency.

Excellent news… I pay for everything with them "

What's your rate on the currency sExchange?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang "

Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Good evening Steveandhismagicpicklex (that's a mouthful and a ½). Tell me about your day? Tell me about how many fanciful glances you exchanged and the kisses you shared this afternoon. "

I had a picnic today. It was delightful. Cold but delightful. Then played cards against humanity in a pub and won because I’m a twisted bastard.

I don’t kiss and tell baby so can’t tell you any more x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge

Yessssssss get a Blue Badge!! You can park for free in Mancunia "

Life goals!!! Although at the moment I couldn’t walk anywhere if I did park

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

·

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge

You seem to have had a reversal of fortune: from making blue movies to getting a blue badge.

Tis quite a bump.

Thoughts and prayers, Saff'. †

I've put you down for Afternoon Tea. Do you say scone or scone, or just stick with sandwiches because you don't want to be ridiculed for saying the wrong thing? "

Mean Mayfair man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation

It's actually Basque."

I'll ask my Basque friend for a translation then!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge

Yessssssss get a Blue Badge!! You can park for free in Mancunia

Life goals!!! Although at the moment I couldn’t walk anywhere if I did park "

Two words. Wheel. Chair. They're ace!

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Hello London and all of fabsville

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Good evening Steveandhismagicpicklex (that's a mouthful and a ½). Tell me about your day? Tell me about how many fanciful glances you exchanged and the kisses you shared this afternoon.

·

I had a picnic today. It was delightful. Cold but delightful. Then played cards against humanity in a pub and won because I’m a twisted bastard.

I don’t kiss and tell baby so can’t tell you any more x"

Picnic? In this ungodly weather? Sounds like my kind of perversion! What's the mågíç code to attend?

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over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang "

Evening pickle how was the picnic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic?"

hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello London and all of fabsville "

Greetings to the Pastie Munchers from Piesville!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

Miss Saffwrøng! Good evening, apologies for the delay. I had to go for a Sit Down Wee.

Are you well? Has the Stannah Stairlift™ arrived yet?

No probs Jesus.

No sign of anything remotely useful yet.. though I did order a custom made black glitter one.

Jesus. Only my paramours call me Jesus. Are you applying??

·

The only thing I’m applying for this year is my blue badge

You seem to have had a reversal of fortune: from making blue movies to getting a blue badge.

Tis quite a bump.

Thoughts and prayers, Saff'. †

I've put you down for Afternoon Tea. Do you say scone or scone, or just stick with sandwiches because you don't want to be ridiculed for saying the wrong thing?

Mean Mayfair man "

Nonsense! You are always welcome in my humble heart, Saff'. The tea will wait until you have recovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Good evening Steveandhismagicpicklex (that's a mouthful and a ½). Tell me about your day? Tell me about how many fanciful glances you exchanged and the kisses you shared this afternoon.

·

I had a picnic today. It was delightful. Cold but delightful. Then played cards against humanity in a pub and won because I’m a twisted bastard.

I don’t kiss and tell baby so can’t tell you any more x

Picnic? In this ungodly weather? Sounds like my kind of perversion! What's the mågíç code to attend? "

yeah it was FREEZING. My little pickle shrunk

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation

It's actually Basque.

I'll ask my Basque friend for a translation then!"

Does she wear basque & suspenders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic? hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?"

I’m sorry tell me all the juicy details?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Nero et al. Been working all day and missed all the rugby cos of my sodding clients.

Just walked the dog and have a glass of red. Need to relax.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello London and all of fabsville "

Good evening MuchasG! Is this a fleeting-greeting?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation

It's actually Basque.

I'll ask my Basque friend for a translation then!

Does she wear basque & suspenders?"

I don't know nor want to know, as he is my father's friend. Was a little more in the past

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Good evening Nero good evening everyone "

Awww Natalie, so lovely to see you, I’ve missed you

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"Hello London and all of fabsville

Greetings to the Pastie Munchers from Piesville!"

Hi there over border escapee. Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Good evening Steveandhismagicpicklex (that's a mouthful and a ½). Tell me about your day? Tell me about how many fanciful glances you exchanged and the kisses you shared this afternoon.

·

I had a picnic today. It was delightful. Cold but delightful. Then played cards against humanity in a pub and won because I’m a twisted bastard.

I don’t kiss and tell baby so can’t tell you any more x

Picnic? In this ungodly weather? Sounds like my kind of perversion! What's the mågíç code to attend? yeah it was FREEZING. My little pickle shrunk"

Happens to us all. It's the season for it. That's why I'm getting all my shags in before it becomes beastly cold!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals, hope you’ve all had perfect days!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic? hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?

·

I’m sorry tell me all the juicy details?"

I can't believe he just roly êyêd you!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello London and all of fabsville

Greetings to the Pastie Munchers from Piesville!

Hi there over border escapee. Are you well?"

Honestly? Not really. But it's not the fault of the land of Pies. I'll live

Anything new over your side of the fence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic? hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?

·

I’m sorry tell me all the juicy details?

I can't believe he just roly êyêd you! "

NERO!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero et al. Been working all day and missed all the rugby cos of my sodding clients.

Just walked the dog and have a glass of red. Need to relax."

A warm welcome and GØØD evening to hkphóòey43. How is the veritable Red going down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic? hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?

I’m sorry tell me all the juicy details?"

I won ay cards against humanity.

I’m filthy, Demi. FILTHY.

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals, hope you’ve all had perfect days!"

Evening DD...I love that wall paper

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation

It's actually Basque.

I'll ask my Basque friend for a translation then!

Does she wear basque & suspenders?

I don't know nor want to know, as he is my father's friend. Was a little more in the past "

KC² - you can be quite inappropriate sometimes!

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

[Removed by poster at 14/10/23 23:50:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs KC playing hard to get tonight? Not replying to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to us all. It's the season for it. That's why I'm getting all my shags in before it becomes beastly cold! "

But there’s nothing better than a date in this season.. when you leave the pub and hit the cold winter air, your nose and cheeks turning red. Huddling together to stay warm, and finding your fingers trailing across delicate areas.

Leaning in for a quick kiss, your teeth are chattering but that goes away the second you feel their warm lips against yours..

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals, hope you’ve all had perfect days!"

Good evening SexPøt. How is that fine derrière of yours? Welcome to the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr, DeliciousDiva69!

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Hello all had a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic? hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?

·

I’m sorry tell me all the juicy details?

I can't believe he just roly êyêd you! "

It’s ok, I’ll be making his eyes roll for a better reason.

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over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Hi! "

Hi sexy. Sorry I only just saw this!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation

It's actually Basque.

I'll ask my Basque friend for a translation then!

Does she wear basque & suspenders?

I don't know nor want to know, as he is my father's friend. Was a little more in the past

KC² - you can be quite inappropriate sometimes! "

Tis the truth! I speaketh (or typeth) only the truth. She is in fact here in Blighty right now.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic? hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?

·

I’m sorry tell me all the juicy details?

I can't believe he just roly êyêd you!

NERO!!"

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"Hello London and all of fabsville

Greetings to the Pastie Munchers from Piesville!

Hi there over border escapee. Are you well?

Honestly? Not really. But it's not the fault of the land of Pies. I'll live

Anything new over your side of the fence?"

I wish everyone was like that.

Nope nowt new, just wet and cold.

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over a year ago


"Evening Nero et al. Been working all day and missed all the rugby cos of my sodding clients.

Just walked the dog and have a glass of red. Need to relax.

A warm welcome and GØØD evening to hkphóòey43. How is the veritable Red going down?"

With gusto. Might just keep drinking.

Kill Bill II on in the background

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hola. Por vavour pollo et al el vodka

Chicken and Vodka??

KC² — where are you? Translate please.

Good evening Seduced!

Ummmmmm.

"Hello. Please (sp) chicken and the rest the vodka"

You're welcome

Jeez, you're worse than Google™ Translate.

It's a word for word (Spanish and Latin, including spelling mistakes) translation

It's actually Basque.

I'll ask my Basque friend for a translation then!

Does she wear basque & suspenders?

I don't know nor want to know, as he is my father's friend. Was a little more in the past

KC² - you can be quite inappropriate sometimes!

Tis the truth! I speaketh (or typeth) only the truth. She is in fact here in Blighty right now. "

I must clarify that the friend is a she. Not he. Typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve arrived home.

Hello gang

Evening pickle how was the picnic? hey sexy

It was so good. You should’ve been there

How you doing?

·

I’m sorry tell me all the juicy details?

I can't believe he just roly êyêd you!

It’s ok, I’ll be making his eyes roll for a better reason. "

confident. I like it.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Happens to us all. It's the season for it. That's why I'm getting all my shags in before it becomes beastly cold!

But there’s nothing better than a date in this season.. when you leave the pub and hit the cold winter air, your nose and cheeks turning red. Huddling together to stay warm, and finding your fingers trailing across delicate areas.

Leaning in for a quick kiss, your teeth are chattering but that goes away the second you feel their warm lips against yours.. "

I didn't get a chance because of a certain interloper turning up!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello London and all of fabsville

Greetings to the Pastie Munchers from Piesville!

Hi there over border escapee. Are you well?

Honestly? Not really. But it's not the fault of the land of Pies. I'll live

Anything new over your side of the fence?

I wish everyone was like that.

Nope nowt new, just wet and cold."

You wish everyone was honest about how they feel? My experience is that most people don't want to hear anything other than "fine thanks".

It's wet here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Happens to us all. It's the season for it. That's why I'm getting all my shags in before it becomes beastly cold!

But there’s nothing better than a date in this season.. when you leave the pub and hit the cold winter air, your nose and cheeks turning red. Huddling together to stay warm, and finding your fingers trailing across delicate areas.

Leaning in for a quick kiss, your teeth are chattering but that goes away the second you feel their warm lips against yours..

I didn't get a chance because of a certain interloper turning up! "

Uh oh pickle, he’s talking about you.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


" Mrs KC playing hard to get tonight? Not replying to me? "

She's lost for words. Her eloquence has absconded down her suede sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pt 2 coming soon?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all had a great night"

Good evening Longandharder! Welcome to the Noc' lounge bar. Take a seat next to the glowing hearth.

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over a year ago


"

Happens to us all. It's the season for it. That's why I'm getting all my shags in before it becomes beastly cold!

But there’s nothing better than a date in this season.. when you leave the pub and hit the cold winter air, your nose and cheeks turning red. Huddling together to stay warm, and finding your fingers trailing across delicate areas.

Leaning in for a quick kiss, your teeth are chattering but that goes away the second you feel their warm lips against yours..

I didn't get a chance because of a certain interloper turning up!

Uh oh pickle, he’s talking about you. "

Am I the interloper

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


" Mrs KC playing hard to get tonight? Not replying to me? "

I'm terribly hard to catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah yeah. Pt 2 soon come

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