FabSwingers.com forum: Most notable sex injury

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on and bare all... Reveal the most notable injury that was caused by out during sexual activity...

Can be funny, saddest, worst or cringe anything you feel like sharing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bust ribs once during a vigorous wank. Spunk on tiled floors is f’kin dangerous.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Once saw a picture, in a medical journal, of what I believe is called a fractured penis. The caption explained the woman had been on top, and with exuberant movement she had come down hard with the penis jammed against her perineum rather than inside her.

A further explanation added that prompt surgery had salvaged the man's sexual function, but I couldn't help thinking you wouldn't blame him if he was left somewhat permanently nervous.

Then of course there was the awful back injury that made the main news some years back, when the woman fell off the bed...

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By *ml90Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Snapped my banjo string during a threesum when I used to work season aboard

Obviously very painful and essentially ended my season sexually there

Had surgery back in uk

Stitched up and out of action of any kind for 8 weeks

Worked another season the following summer

In pain again which made sex beyond painful

Had a second surgery on it

Again 8 weeks out of action

Stitches on the old boy

Glad to report it’s now fully functional and pain free and I have a painless and fully retractable foreskin

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Imping

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By *sxxxWoman
over a year ago

leeds

here goes he slammed (the only way I can describe it) so hard behind me he hurt my coccyx bone hurt for about 10 month's.

It's hurting now as am typing this lol he also broke my bed the same night

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Fell off the bed and hit the bedside table, put my shoulder out

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Slipped in the bath when he let go of me mid thrust, fell out and hit my head off the bathroom door handle.

Split my head open and had to have stitches. Then make up a complete lie to my parents that I'd had a few too many drinks and fell over on a night out.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Slipped in the bath when he let go of me mid thrust, fell out and hit my head off the bathroom door handle.

Split my head open and had to have stitches. Then make up a complete lie to my parents that I'd had a few too many drinks and fell over on a night out.

That explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paper cut from the magazine

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Slipped in the bath when he let go of me mid thrust, fell out and hit my head off the bathroom door handle.

Split my head open and had to have stitches. Then make up a complete lie to my parents that I'd had a few too many drinks and fell over on a night out.

That explains a lot

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what's your excuse then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex once, a friend busted his forehead open whilst on top of me. We never really knew how it happened. Somehow banged his head on the wooden headboard but then he would have known. What was worse was he kept going. Blood was everywhere. We ended up in A&E and he had more than 8 sutures. That was fun to explain

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

A friend of mine tore his prepuce while having sex in the back of his Morris Minor van. Had to go to A and E because the bleeding wouldn't stop.

He earned the nickname of 'Rip Van Winkle'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bruise On my forhead whare it was bang against the wall

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Slipped in the bath when he let go of me mid thrust, fell out and hit my head off the bathroom door handle.

Split my head open and had to have stitches. Then make up a complete lie to my parents that I'd had a few too many drinks and fell over on a night out.

That explains a lot

what's your excuse then? "

I don't need one I've always been this way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I don't recall receiving injuries (unless you count marks from spanky things?!)

Mr KC snapped his banjo string, right at the critical moment, while we were having sex in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa. This was 19 years or so ago! It was an embarrassing night and caused problems with the Sex for a number of years after, as the remaining bit of attached banjo kept getting irritated and sore. Poor Mr KC

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By *1966Man
over a year ago

horsham

I was given a rather rough blow job and it was starting to hurt too much and i kept having to stop her so i said this isnt happening because i was getting rather sore and it was painful.

I took a look at my bell end which was red and called it a day.

Later on that day my bell end had swollen up and her teeth had cut my bell end.

A whole week to sort it out.

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By *otInventedHereMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

A good few years ago I was seeing a woman who had a new kitten. The kitten was very playful and would pounce on anything that moved, including my arse as it bounced up and down during sex. It leapt from the top of the wardrobe and landed on my cheeks with it's claws out and dug in. A bit of a mood killer that.

The kitten actually went missing shortly after and the relationship didnt last much longer. I can't help but think that she might have thought I was behind the disappearance, I absoulutly wasn't, I loved the furry little shit despite the claw marks on my bum!

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