FabSwingers.com forum: What's the unluckiest thing rhat can happen to a Brit

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Find their Yorkshire Tea replaced with no frills...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

They get to the front of the queue just as the shop closes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They find that their roast dinner has accidentally been seasoned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being held up by a tractor in the middle of London

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Get stuck in a lift full of french people.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"They get to the front of the queue just as the shop closes "

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People still whining about brexit

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Nothing to complain about

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By *cl2010Couple
over a year ago

cork

"People still whining about brexit"

I'm sure they'll stop as soon as some Brexit benefits turn up

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"People still whining about brexit

I'm sure they'll stop as soon as some Brexit benefits turn up"

Blue passports

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

They're in a queue and they open a new checkout

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Umbrella blows inside out

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Umbrella blows inside out "

Don’t get me started on umbrellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They find that their roast dinner has accidentally been seasoned"

This is fuckin hilarious

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

To be governed by totally incompedent openly corrupt political class

That or to turn up at KFC only to be told they have no chicken

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

There's no HP sauce in their 5 star hotel in Turkey.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Dining at a restaurant during an overseas holiday that doesn't serve chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1776

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"1776"

I shouldn’t but you win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1776

I shouldn’t but you win!"

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"1776

I shouldn’t but you win!

Although you could argue that it was just the second English civil war…not saying I would make that argument, but one could…

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"1776"

I'd probably understand if I spoke American as my first language...

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"1776

I'd probably understand if I spoke American as my first language..."

January 7th 1976

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"1776

I'd probably understand if I spoke American as my first language..."

History

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"1776

I shouldn’t but you win!"

Win no, won yes

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lose their sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pregnant by Boris Johnson.

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By *dot2022Man
over a year ago

birmingham

[Removed by poster at 14/10/23 05:43:30]

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By *dot2022Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Get pregnant by Boris Johnson."

Or rishi lol

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By *eorgesdad69Man
over a year ago

nottingham

We go back into the eu

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"People still whining about brexit"

“Why are you complaining about being cold?”

“Because I’m cold.”

“But it started being cold yesterday. Stop whining.”

Gbat

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Seagulls nabbing your chips at the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other British people are in the same hotel as them when we go on holiday abroad...

Might as well have stayed in the UK.

Or another way of thinking about it the hotel caters to much for us Brits and the local area is just a sunny UK pub

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Brexit"

Seconded x

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Finding out you were born in england and being english when you could of been blessed to have been born in Wales, Scotland, Ireland or evening Cornwall (The Cornish don't like being classed as English).

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Lose their sense of humour."

Humour has been cancelled,we lost that war as well.

Almost the reverse situation, loss of independent thinking.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Signal goes down during the footie.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Signal goes down during the footie."

VAR rules your team's goal offside when it's not. In the FA Cup Final

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