FabSwingers.com forum: When was the last time

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wednesday

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Can't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesday night

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

About a month ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wednesday"

Mid week sex.

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

4 hours!!!

4 HOURS!!!!!

Fuck sake woman you make the rest of us look shite.

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By *ssexPaul69Man
over a year ago

Benfleet

1995

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like, without my hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't remember"

Amnesia or just that long ago?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

About 18 months ago…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1995"

Them were the days

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About 18 months ago… "

Snap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

4 hours!!!

4 HOURS!!!!!

Fuck sake woman you make the rest of us look shite.

Omg I feel absolutely useless! Do you have tutorials???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last night.

Oh we know RTG, we know...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

4 hours!!!

4 HOURS!!!!!

Fuck sake woman you make the rest of us look shite.

You do that perfectly well all on your own.

Roughly 9 months

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Weekend before last…I must be due another one soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wednesday

Mid week sex.

Kinky"

The lights were out I’m not that kinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

4 hours!!!

4 HOURS!!!!!

Fuck sake woman you make the rest of us look shite.

You do that perfectly well all on your own.

Roughly 9 months "

AHH, be due soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weekend before last…I must be due another one soon

2 weeks? Naff off you're done for the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I'm saying is, if anyone is offering feel free to message haha

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

4 hours!!!

4 HOURS!!!!!

Fuck sake woman you make the rest of us look shite.

Omg I feel absolutely useless! Do you have tutorials??? "

Uhh, the only tutorial I have is fucking love what you do

(Also being in a hypersensitive state so you need to distract them from any thought of trying to stimulate you helps focus.)

If I was actually any good I'd have at least kept count of how many I got to swallow though. Not that there was much substance left for the last few.

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Weekend before last…I must be due another one soon

2 weeks? Naff off you're done for the year. "

For fucks sake I’ll have to wait till January now then

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Last week. But I’ll come back to you after my night at Libs with an update. For the spreadsheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 days. Last Saturday. I’m feeling like the week filled me up with stress and other things and I need to let it all go again.

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By *ittleshit-SteveMan
over a year ago

Devon

Sunday

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

This morning as every morning and later tonight X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 days.. scabbing over here!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Yesterday

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Sunday

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Ermmmmm......well....... there was this one time, its a distant memory now though.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think it was… oh hold on…

no it was just my imagination

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"13 days.. scabbing over here!"

Well I offered you Lidl car park earlier, its your own fault.

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By *emma200Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Touching 3 weeks ago x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

4 hours!!!

4 HOURS!!!!!

Fuck sake woman you make the rest of us look shite.

You do that perfectly well all on your own.

Roughly 9 months

AHH, be due soon

My virginity growing back? Yeah

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Oh we know RTG, we know..."

You asked, FFS …

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thursday

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Monday.

Not good enough. But to be fair I’ve not been well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last week. But I’ll come back to you after my night at Libs with an update. For the spreadsheet. "

Much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"6 days. Last Saturday. I’m feeling like the week filled me up with stress and other things and I need to let it all go again. "

I've had 18months worth of stress!!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

11 months ago. The guy I had it with asked to see me today I said no. I think he got thing for me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh we know RTG, we know...

You asked, FFS …

She is just jealous. Ignore her, RTG.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This morning as every morning and later tonight X "

Chaffing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

4 hours!!!

4 HOURS!!!!!

Fuck sake woman you make the rest of us look shite.

Omg I feel absolutely useless! Do you have tutorials???

Uhh, the only tutorial I have is fucking love what you do

(Also being in a hypersensitive state so you need to distract them from any thought of trying to stimulate you helps focus.)

If I was actually any good I'd have at least kept count of how many I got to swallow though. Not that there was much substance left for the last few."

I am making notes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmmmm......well....... there was this one time, its a distant memory now though. "

At band camp?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh we know RTG, we know...

You asked, FFS …

I did, I apologise.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

About a year ago? It's been a long long time.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Ermmmmm......well....... there was this one time, its a distant memory now though.

At band camp?"

With a trombone.... Good Times, good memories

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About a year ago? It's been a long long time."

You lie more than me woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think, but i'm not certain, it is over a year ago.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"About a year ago? It's been a long long time.

You lie more than me woman "

It could have been a year ago. It could have been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like.. 16 hours ago I think?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

about 5 weeks ago, maybe more I can't remember the actual day

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not actually sure, last night I gave the Mr a very long bj I was just in the mood to play with his cock, prior I think it was mutual masterbation then sometime before that the sex

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year

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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago

Manchester

2 weeks for some “play time” (:winkwink

but just over a month for proper sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About a year ago? It's been a long long time.

You lie more than me woman

It could have been a year ago. It could have been.

But it was actually this week. We know!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like.. 16 hours ago I think? "

Oh who with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not actually sure, last night I gave the Mr a very long bj I was just in the mood to play with his cock, prior I think it was mutual masterbation then sometime before that the sex

Mrs "

I hate happy couples

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"13 days.. scabbing over here!

Well I offered you Lidl car park earlier, its your own fault.

I won't settle for less than Tesco babes

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

December 2018 on fab

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sunday I think?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek"

And you didn't tell me about it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"December 2018 on fab

You had sex ON fab?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!"

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that "

Well you're 2nd in the queue

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was one day 17 years ago,.... I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off"

Please, I have taste.

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By *talianabsMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off"

Never seen that sound written down before, well done

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off"

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Monday!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate. "

She offers me coco pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 days. Last Saturday. I’m feeling like the week filled me up with stress and other things and I need to let it all go again.

I've had 18months worth of stress!!"

You need a drink at the very least you poor thing

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

She offers me coco pops

Offering what she doesn't have

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

She offers me coco pops

Offering what she doesn't have"

It's fine I can afford those little packs and then take her milk heh heh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

She offers me coco pops

Offering what she doesn't have"

What's with the profile pic!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"About 18 months ago…

Snap!!!"

Did we win????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

She offers me coco pops

Offering what she doesn't have

It's fine I can afford those little packs and then take her milk heh heh"

I want the big packets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About 18 months ago…

Snap!!!

Did we win????

Technically, I said snap first so I win.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

She offers me coco pops

Offering what she doesn't have

It's fine I can afford those little packs and then take her milk heh heh"

that sounds very wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could only manage twice this morning as he was going home after a 5 days meet.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

Sunday....eeek

And you didn't tell me about it!!

It wasn't with you so I'm still waiting for that

Well you're 2nd in the queue

If it's that fucking Kai again I'm gonna shake his hand and then haaaayaaaaiiii

That's me cutting his dick off

Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

She offers me coco pops

Offering what she doesn't have

It's fine I can afford those little packs and then take her milk heh heh

that sounds very wrong"

Look we can't all be as right and perfect as you ok Kai? Some guys just want some milk.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I’m not falling for that one, I’m a virgin I’ll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesday, but I had a meet planned tonight at mind but she’s chose to book a hotel, just sat outside waiting to go in

So either tonight, or I’ll have no kidneys. Either good

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"December 2018 on fab

You had sex ON fab?

From typo but it's possible if the device was stuck underneath her

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"About 18 months ago…

Snap!!!

Did we win????

Technically, I said snap first so I win.

Ask again in 6 months. Im defo winning that one.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh I'm not going there. She doesnt even have coco pops.

I'm not desperate.

She offers me coco pops

Offering what she doesn't have

What's with the profile pic! "

Somebody asked for it to be put up, so I was feeling nice and did as requested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About 18 months ago…

Snap!!!

Did we win????

Technically, I said snap first so I win.

Ask again in 6 months. Im defo winning that one."

I'll make a note in my diary

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"About 18 months ago…

Snap!!!

Did we win????

Technically, I said snap first so I win.

Ask again in 6 months. Im defo winning that one."

Old Sex machine Saff!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"About 18 months ago…

Snap!!!

Did we win????

Technically, I said snap first so I win.

Ask again in 6 months. Im defo winning that one.

Old Sex machine Saff! "

Robot saff to you

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By *ressMeUpMan
over a year ago

Wilts / Glos

Over two months ago. Yes, my married life is shit.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Sorry to hijack the thread but gotta ask.

How long does it take people to get proper grumpy between fucks?

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sorry to hijack the thread but gotta ask.

How long does it take people to get proper grumpy between fucks?"

How do you mean? If you’re getting mardy near on straight away then the jobs not been done right IMHO

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

July

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry to hijack the thread but gotta ask.

How long does it take people to get proper grumpy between fucks?"

I'm always a stop gap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hijack the thread but gotta ask.

How long does it take people to get proper grumpy between fucks?"

Longer than 18months anyway

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Sorry to hijack the thread but gotta ask.

How long does it take people to get proper grumpy between fucks?

How do you mean? If you’re getting mardy near on straight away then the jobs not been done right IMHO"

I'm about two days before I get all mardy, then I just get all chill like a monk at day 5.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sorry to hijack the thread but gotta ask.

How long does it take people to get proper grumpy between fucks?

How do you mean? If you’re getting mardy near on straight away then the jobs not been done right IMHO

I'm about two days before I get all mardy, then I just get all chill like a monk at day 5."

I’m completely lost in what you are saying haha But yeah after a few days without I don’t necessarily get mardy but I do start to turn in too a seedy little fucker eyeing up every woman I meet or see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday afternoon.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tuesday but this was a first for me met someone who only wanted me to give them oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

4 years.

It was the March just a week or two before we went into lockdown.

I’m now perimenopausal and I have no desire to be sexing anyone up although I could suck a cock, but …..y’know……it’s an effort to meet and all that jazz.

Don’t cry for me Forum Swingers. The truth is I don’t really miss it, I’ve had my wild years.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

too long ago now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What's sex? I feel like I should know but it seems a dim, distant memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends, are you counting sex with an actual person or does my inflatable Carrie fuck doll count also? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe it was late September so not too bad

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

As in organ to lower-body penetration?

That's actually been skipped a few times recently for me (sadly). pt

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By *poolfunswingcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

A week or so ago

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I believe it was late September so not too bad"

Lucky Lucky person

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Can't remember lol

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Last night. Eldest is out of the house tonight so I reckon tonight as well.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Saturday.

It’s been a manic week with work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost a month ago. On a Sunday.

He almost missed his transport home.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

4 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these people on a 'not a sex site' getting sex. It's not on

Im going on about 16 mths without, but amazingly I dont actually care that much. I haven't got time for the crazed obsession that having sex evokes in me

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"4 years ago."

Thank the lord!! I was starting to feel like a weirdo!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Wednesday night

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

A year ish giving. Taking 3 weeks

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"You had actual physical sex?

Just curious.

*I'm not making a spreadsheet or anything.....

"
last saturday does that help?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Last Friday so a whole week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's sex? I feel like I should know but it seems a dim, distant memory

Blatant lie!!!

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost a month ago. On a Sunday.

He almost missed his transport home."

On the sabbath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 months ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Tuesday and I'll be having more tomorrow, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuesday and I'll be having more tomorrow, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday "

No one likes a show off

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Tuesday and I'll be having more tomorrow, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday "

Shut up *Blows raspberries lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

November 2019

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What's sex? I feel like I should know but it seems a dim, distant memory

Blatant lie!!!"

I'm hurt and outraged!

Maybe I've got a really bad memory!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Tuesday and I'll be having more tomorrow, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday

No one likes a show off"

Tell that to my penis

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Tuesday and I'll be having more tomorrow, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday

Shut up *Blows raspberries lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wednesday

Seems to be a popular day. I generally hate Wednesdays

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Tuesday and I'll be having more tomorrow, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday

Shut up *Blows raspberries lol

*pokes tongue out lol

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By *randmrslookingCouple
over a year ago

london

Just now

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Wednesday … was pretty, pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just now

I don't know, going on fab straight after..... disappointing sex?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Two weeks ago

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two weeks ago

Tinder"

That's nothing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wednesday

Seems to be a popular day. I generally hate Wednesdays "

I would say the stars aligned, but then before that it was Saturday:D so to be fair not much star aligning was needed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago "

I've lost my wand

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"4 years ago.

Thank the lord!! I was starting to feel like a weirdo!!"

It's a bit weird, because you're a pretty woman. It's definitely wasn't my choice. Combination of COVID, lockdown, work, bad luck plus women don't like my pretty face and smooth body.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above! "

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out."

I put it away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away! "

I can still see it

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Last Sunday, as tested positive for Covid on Monday

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away!

I can still see it"

Hard to miss... so to speak lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away!

I can still see it"

It is gone now!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away!

I can still see it

Hard to miss... so to speak lol"

Gone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away!

I can still see it

Hard to miss... so to speak lol

Gone! "

I should really learn to be quiet.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away!

I can still see it

Hard to miss... so to speak lol

Gone! "

I can still see a peek x

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By *assionate Pleasures 1964Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

I’m counting years now not days weeks or months.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away!

I can still see it

Hard to miss... so to speak lol

Gone!

I can still see a peek x"

Doesn't count!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

It ran away. You even scared that away! Just like my deleted comment above!

I can't take you seriously when you have your penis out.

I put it away!

I can still see it

Hard to miss... so to speak lol

Gone!

I can still see a peek x

Doesn't count! "

* pokes tongue out

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Pass, ill pass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31 days and 154 minutes since the last got away

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Beginning of August.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

2 weeks ago x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24th September

Can't wait to do it again next weekend

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

I warned you not to sit on it

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It was 7 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31st January 2022.

I remember the date as it was the end of a just-over-three year drought (prior time was November 2018).

Sadly heading towards another few years by the look of it.

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I thought it was Tuesday. But that was actually just 4 hours of sucking dick.

So would have been at the weekend for actual sex

I need me one of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st October

Next will be the 20th, 25th and 27th

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex without my wand 3 days ago

Real sex 3 years ago

I've lost my wand

I warned you not to sit on it"

That's where it is!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st October

Next will be the 20th, 25th and 27th"

Regularly scheduled sex you have there.

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