FabSwingers.com forum: You what!??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've just had the most amazing mind blowing sex .. and the other person turns and says to you .....??

True stories and random stupid answers. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ve never watched sailor moon”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Jeepers"

True story

Mrs TMN x

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Are you going to put it in now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've just had the most amazing mind blowing sex .. and the other person turns and says to you .....??

True stories and random stupid answers. Please "

Baa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks mum

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Sorry, I interrupted, tell me more about syphilis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I better then my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it?

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Can I fuck you again, and next time, can I bring my girlfriend?

(true story and she did)

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Pre swinging : “you do know I’ve got a girlfriend?”

Reader, I did not know he had a girlfriend.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"It's another hundred quid if you want to stay longer."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Is that it?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

You need to leave, he'll be back soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me a towel please love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get me a towel please love."

I’ve definitely said this

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mutual high five

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Well that beats the shit in bed I had this morning

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

[Removed by poster at 13/10/23 19:14:16]

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Blessings upon you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now would you like a Jim'll Fix it Badge?

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"You've just had the most amazing mind blowing sex .. and the other person turns and says to you .....??

True stories and random stupid answers. Please "

OMG my spam purse is throbbing from that! Well get your taxi rung and sling ya hook

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your clothes. The ikea security are on their way

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

In a mancunian accent: that was magic that.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"That'll do, pig".

True story. Still together.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"“I’ve never watched sailor moon”

You are never going to let me live that one down, are you?

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By *obin444Man
over a year ago

Windsor

Do you fancy a cheese sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was better

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By *azza80Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Now let's talk about Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen my canesten anywhere?

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

"“I’ve never watched sailor moon”

I'll watch it with you... especially if you wear the outfit!

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Can you lend me 20quid for a taxi and take away...

And ita wasn't after a night out either

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By *sxxxWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Is it my turn now...

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Have you seen my canesten anywhere?"

Was this really asked?!?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Telford

"I had an orgasm you twat"

As if I'm supposed to apologise

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"My ex was better"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’ve never watched sailor moon”

You are never going to let me live that one down, are you?"

Until next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it my turn now..."
- you have the most perfect pair of pins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen my canesten anywhere?

Was this really asked?!?

No. Just added as part of the random stupidness the OP gave the option for

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

" I like it when you fuck me real hard, but I would like to make love slowly sometimes."

True story!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Have you seen my canesten anywhere?

Was this really asked?!?

No. Just added as part of the random stupidness the OP gave the option for

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By *sxxxWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Is it my turn now... - you have the most perfect pair of pins!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I wonder what did happen to Jimmy Hoffa

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

We might need more towels next time.

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Can i stay the night.

Ended up being more than one night now in a relationship with him.

true story just celebrated our first year as a couple.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Arm draped over the side of bed. Me drifting in & out of rem sleep.

Then a pleasant kneading of needles on my hairy chest. Me going "mmmmm". Followed by an "ouch! What the F....?"

One eye open I see a little cute kitten meowing in my face & enjoying the hairy chest. Holy crap on a cracker I'm going to stop drinking this heavily....

Thank goodness there's not a German Sheppard dog in the corner - That would be too ZZTop!!!

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