FabSwingers.com forum: The Fuck You Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice."

Fuck you toasters! So crumby...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck you to the weather, private landlords and days off being royally fucked up.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fuck you my suddenly non starting petrol lawnmower! Why hath thou forsaken me?!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Fuck you to the people who constantly phone to tell me about a problem when we've sent a message out to say we're aware of the problem. If you stopped phoning I could get on with fixing it.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

fuck you decorating bloody fuckin painting too

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice."

Fuck you for not just answering my question. Almost any answer is better than totally avoiding the question, what was all that talking for? So irritating. To be fair I pretty much have said this to him but saying it again is cathartic.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Fuck feeling ill. Not really being able to focus enough to have actual conversations with people today

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fuck you bowels why can’t you wait until I get my trousers down.

Ohhhhhhhh sharing too much.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Fuck you for making my dick hard when I’m at work

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Also fuck you to my to do list. You’re too long and not everything will get done. Just accept it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Fuck you bowels why can’t you wait until I get my trousers down.

Ohhhhhhhh sharing too much.

Depends where you are when pulling them down! If it's in public then thank god for the bowls not waiting for the traousers. A protective barrier and silent guardian for us all.

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth

Fuck you for being bored. Honestly it's really not my issue, find something to do.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Fuck you cat for pissing on my pillows while I was asleep on them!!

I love you, but it's pointless saying it to you, you just chirrup and rub your face on my accusatory finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let Eamon do the talking for me..

Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now

Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out

Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack

Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you mental health.

Fuck you low self esteem.

Fuck you brain.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Fuck you forklift driver!

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll let Eamon do the talking for me..

Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now

Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out

Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack

Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back"

It's no wonder he got the boot from This Morning, with a mouth like that.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fuck you forklift driver!"

Oi, leave me out of this

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck you everyone.

Have a lovely day.

Mrs

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Fuck you train cancellations!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck You. Prick.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Fuck you forklift driver!

Oi, leave me out of this"

I’m the forklift driver too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

Oh this was so very much me about three weeks ago, maybe 4. It was absolutely infuriating and then he got angry at me!!! I them pulled away stepped back and the shit hit the fan big time after that.

I feel you. It's horrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you cat for pissing on my pillows while I was asleep on them!!

I love you, but it's pointless saying it to you, you just chirrup and rub your face on my accusatory finger.

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fuck you forklift driver!

Oi, leave me out of this

I’m the forklift driver too

Well fuck you too then!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I would like to fuck you, please!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I tried to think of something but I'm really not a 'fuck you!' person!

I wonder if it's cathartic.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Fuck you cat for pissing on my pillows while I was asleep on them!!

I love you, but it's pointless saying it to you, you just chirrup and rub your face on my accusatory finger.

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh "

You have no empathy for my pain!

Yeah, I'm laughing too... now.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I tried to think of something but I'm really not a 'fuck you!' person!

I wonder if it's cathartic. "

Blimey, I'd love to be chilled enough to not be a "fuck you" person.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I tried to think of something but I'm really not a 'fuck you!' person!

I wonder if it's cathartic. "

What?! Really? You've never said fuck you to another person?

I'm not sure if you're very laid back or you express anger in another way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you cat for pissing on my pillows while I was asleep on them!!

I love you, but it's pointless saying it to you, you just chirrup and rub your face on my accusatory finger.

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh

You have no empathy for my pain!

Yeah, I'm laughing too... now.

You should have said fuck you to me. Missed opportunity there! Others would have seized the moment and all its glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Fuck you birth control. Fuck you medical professionals who won't agree to remove an absolutely unwanted system that will never be used and just cause more and more medical care and cost and pain over the years. Fuck you my womb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many people and many things.

But I can't be bothered right now.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

fuck you boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me.

Motherfucker!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

I usually can say it any time to anyone but actually thought better of it today as it was a 90 year old woman so instead say it here fuck you old woman for complaining about the noise of us compacting hardcore with the wacker today and fuck you to her for her thinking I can’t see her through the patterned glass in her door watching us most the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you [redacted], you are a pile of wank that doesn't have any consideration for others. Fuck you [redacted] for trying to exploit a situation for your own gain. Fuck you [redacted] for not helping when I needed the most help. Fuck you [redacted] Just because.

I'd like to say these fuck you aren't aimed at forum members. Maybe. Possibly. If you want it though, take it, fuck you.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Fuck you cat for pissing on my pillows while I was asleep on them!!

I love you, but it's pointless saying it to you, you just chirrup and rub your face on my accusatory finger.

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh

You have no empathy for my pain!

Yeah, I'm laughing too... now.

You should have said fuck you to me. Missed opportunity there! Others would have seized the moment and all its glory

Sigh, alas I can't fault your humour. But fuck you anyway for pointing out that I missed my chance to say fuck you, thus making a pathetic loser who gets her pillow pissed on while she's using it look even more pathetic.

Fuck you, everybody else, just because.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me.

Motherfucker!"

Fuck your horses and crosses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you housework that needs doing when I just want to relax after work!

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Would love to but I checked in my drawer and found that I had no more fucks to give.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Fuck you. Absolute fucking weirdo.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Fuck you shorter days and cold temperatures. Also fuck you arthritis, leave my knee alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you trying to do everything all at once.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fuck you housework that needs doing when I just want to relax after work!"

I'd like to fuck you does that count??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't actually have a fuck you this time. I simply cannot be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest ever fuck you to gossips.

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By *he Oral masterMan
over a year ago

Lytham

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK the Aviation Industry

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Fuck you to the people that don’t have no common sense, but again, it’s not really common is it

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth

When someone tells me now! I say Fuck you

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice."

More than once at my workplace. Especially to the lazy people that complain that others aren't doing enough work.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

When people just pull out of junctions and gut you up.....when you don't get cheese on your cheese burger so have to piss about getting another......when you forget your jacket then it rains.....when your toast falls jam side down.......fuck you

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m actually surprised that I don’t have a “fuck you” attitude right now.

I’m pretty much chilled and let it stay that way.

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth

Fuck you Don't try to decieve me!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I’m actually surprised that I don’t have a “fuck you” attitude right now.

I’m pretty much chilled and let it stay that way. "

Because one of your boob is out. So you're halfway to be comfortable.

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