FabSwingers.com forum: funny things said on fab

By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

women who say , 'they have seen a dick so know what they are like and dont want a photo of yours'

then their profile has only photos of a bum , pretty much like all the ones we have all seen before , lol

(ps: I still like seeing them though,lol)

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

Some cocks are worth looking at...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how this site works"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages women will accept - well crafted, funny but cheeky. Respectfully sexy. And clear up to date pics attached

Messages women send - “hi”

Women guys will accept - big boobs big ass but small waist, nothing wobbly and full makeup, hair done and expensive lingerie

The guy she gets - lynx Africa, questionable dental hygiene and hasn’t clipped his finger nails in 3 weeks

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

I've never been to a rodeo so this isn't my first rodeo

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow

Profiles with clips of a woman being fucked bareback. Each clip is obviously a different guy and then the profile says “safe sex only- non negotiable.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ll fill this in later”

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Mr has an average cock but he knows how to use it...makes me think of an animatronic cock gyrating from side to side

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

facts, this is comedy gold!

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

People posting that they are leaving the site

well fuck off already

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow

"People posting that they are leaving the site

well fuck off already "

Status updates 6 hours ago like “won’t be back. Too many fakes. This site is shit.”

Last login: 10 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Skint, who’s gonna buy me a supporter pass?”

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Not so much funny as Duhhhhhhh but people often bemoan those without a public avatar... whilst expecting others to accept that the huge tits or squeezed bell end as their avatar shows who they are...

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

Been here before and had loads of verifications on my old profile.

Usually on a profile over a year old with no verifications

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not my first rodeo seems to be a popular one.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's all about the personality.

(Maybe the person's body makes no difference whatever it looks like

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....To the front of the queue.

What queue? Is anyone actually lining up on here?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm blocking you,

Get out of my bushes

Where's my mail

Why have you changed all my passwords again.....

All said to a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles statuses asking to send face pics or no chat. Then you look at the profile they have no photos at all :|

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Into black only’, usually in capitals. Yeah, but you married a white guy…..

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow

Can’t reply to everyone as we get hundreds of messages every day.

Yeah but you’re a couple with 1 photo and no verifications. How many messages do you really get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Sydney University ...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Genuine - genuinely married

Respectful - respectfully sends you 5 cock pics

Know how this works - sends “hey wuu2”

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I try not to say funny things anymore dont want to give the wrong impression

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Genuine - genuinely married

Respectful - respectfully sends you 5 cock pics

Know how this works - sends “hey wuu2”

Shhhh....you said you wouldn't mention my messages to you

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Statuses regarding pictures they post. Like fab for a friend request or fab if you’d fuck me. Can’t be doing with those

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By *allkinkynerdMan
over a year ago

Consett

All of the people terrified that Sydney University will use their pictures.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Not so much funny as Duhhhhhhh but people often bemoan those without a public avatar... whilst expecting others to accept that the huge tits or squeezed bell end as their avatar shows who they are...

Nuh-uh, I'm totally showing off my maid outfit in our profile pic

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"All of the people terrified that Sydney University will use their pictures. "

Other depraved antipodean universities are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my……

Come on give us a break and get your ego boost elsewhere, always plenty of simps for every occasion

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Desperate men on a couple profile when chatting or on cam the wife or partner is conveniently either sleeping or out

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Nuh-uh, I'm totally showing off my maid outfit in our profile pic

Nice maids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No black or Asian males - but females of any race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University or any disclaimer regarding photos

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By *igchiefMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Couples profiles that spell it out very clearly they are a couple, so must be addressed as such in replies, only meet as a couple, always, no exception, so don't ask to meet alone, especially the missus.

Ok, all fair enough. Their choice.

But then either a PS at the bottom or the Current Status will say: "Male free for solo meets"

Hmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who have straight but about 20+ verification all from Men and none are social meets. Really?

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By *ool Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Richmond

lol, what about the guys who say they cant put up a cock picture because they are married

or because of work

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Probably most of the forum topics are comedy gold

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Number of profiles with both:

'' At the drop of a hat''

''No copy and paste''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny copy and paste is still allowed in my messages and here.

Funny messages... Do you like me in first message but a silhoutte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who reads profiles??

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

"facts, this is comedy gold!

This thread has made me laugh! I've seen all of these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professionals, looking for similar’

Yeah, alright Gary and Sandra. You work in offices, earning far less than that brickie….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/10/23 15:21:36]

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I'm a straight man

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I got a message recently that all it said was 'Now or never'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be 6ft tall, gym fit, we'll hung 8 inches+, lot's of stamina, repeat cummer.

If you don't meet the above do not message us or you will be blocked.

We know what we want.

It's our preference.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some of the "who do we miss?" threads are hilarious.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I got a message recently that all it said was 'Now or never'.

What did you respond?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"To Sydney University ..."

This one’s my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a male friend on here who received a a belter recently

"Hi I'm ______ would you like to fuck my aunt while I watch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a thread months back about "Mounting a towbar". Comedy gold.

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

"People posting that they are leaving the site

well fuck off already

Status updates 6 hours ago like “won’t be back. Too many fakes. This site is shit.”

Last login: 10 minutes ago"

Many lolz, seen this so many times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the people terrified that Sydney University will use their pictures.

Other depraved antipodean universities are available "

This cracked me up

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

"There was a thread months back about "Mounting a towbar". Comedy gold."

Was once told i could suck the chrome of a towbar x

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

BBC only. What's wrong with ITV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a thread months back about "Mounting a towbar". Comedy gold.

Was once told i could suck the chrome of a towbar x "

Were you in Halfords at the time?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Ask for a face picture in a message, but they have a silhouette for a profile picture.

No dick pics please, but their genitals are all over the place

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I got a message recently that all it said was 'Now or never'.

What did you respond?"

Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be the one

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By *eachButtonWoman
over a year ago

Bath

Hehehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/10/23 20:41:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a thread months back about "Mounting a towbar". Comedy gold."

I remember that one

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I got a message recently that all it said was 'Now or never'.

What did you respond?

Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be the one

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"People posting that they are leaving the site

well fuck off already

Status updates 6 hours ago like “won’t be back. Too many fakes. This site is shit.”

Last login: 10 minutes ago"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To prove you have read my profile put WhoGivesAToss as the subject.

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By *ilentnightMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Not here for one offs or to fuck the whole site!

Whilst their list of in-person veri’s is higher than one of Xhanghou finest eBay sellers

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Not here for one offs or to fuck the whole site!

Whilst their list of in-person veri’s is higher than one of Xhanghou finest eBay sellers"

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Not here for one offs or to fuck the whole site!

Whilst their list of in-person veri’s is higher than one of Xhanghou finest eBay sellers

???????? this is true

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"Sydney University or any disclaimer regarding photos

It’s made worse by the fact that fab specifically ask you NOT to post this crap on your profile. It takes up space and means nothing at all. Yet people are like sheep and copy it of others.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"

What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just meet for a fuck n go bareback amazing in bed says he. I make you cum for England. Can I wank over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and pasted messages..

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"

What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?

This made me laugh

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"

What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?

This made me laugh

It's my current favourite descriptor.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not here for one offs or to fuck the whole site!

Whilst their list of in-person veri’s is higher than one of Xhanghou finest eBay sellers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple wants to meet a straight man so Wife can watch Husband sucking him off"......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

????

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By *oe n JayCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Profiles with clips of a woman being fucked bareback. Each clip is obviously a different guy and then the profile says “safe sex only- non negotiable.” "

This one baffles us as well. Lol

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By *oe n JayCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"BBC only. What's wrong with ITV?

Lol, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than the Sydney University warning, the "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" one. Often on a profile where they describe themselves as "professional"

What the feck has Facebook got to do with Fab, you unsalted chicken wing of a human?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posts/profiles where people refer to their pussy as a kitty or a Tu Tu.

Like actual grown adults *shivers*

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Posts/profiles where people refer to their pussy as a kitty or a Tu Tu.

Like actual grown adults *shivers*"

To be fair.... how is "Pussy" any different?

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw you at the flats the other night. Can we fuck

It wasn't me

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