FabSwingers.com forum: I am not

By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

your therapist.

a mind reader.

What about you? What are you not today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not the opinions of others

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm not a mind reader either, but still the drivers don't bother to signal at the roundabout.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

on your hotlist lol

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I am not short of work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m

Not finishing early like I hoped

Another hours overtime

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

dieting for sure, I've been stuffing my guts all day and am still hungry gone 10.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dealing with other people’s bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancying anyone right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your opinion of me.

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I am not Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not Negan

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm not in love but I'm open to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to say anything to the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Going to say anything to the above "

That's a pity love to talk to you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not anyones second choice!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A robot

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Feeling it right now

Em x

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By *azrich87Man
over a year ago

kings lynn

A goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your enemy

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"your therapist.

a mind reader.

What about you? What are you not today?"

HAPPY..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A robot "

Ok that's stuck in my head now

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I am not invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not giving any fucks..

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A robot

Ok that's stuck in my head now "

sozzzz

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"your therapist.

a mind reader.

What about you? What are you not today?"

I’m really glad about those things… you may not have survived the day

I’m not tired. At all. Of this shit

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Feeling guilty for have maccies and chippy tea in the same day

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A robot "

Yet!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I am not a frivolous option. I'm a hardened choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not on a hot social

Not interested in stupidity

Not once farted

Not had any sex chat messages in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not care about anything

Do not disturb

Do not know what I am doing saying yes to a job for

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A robot

Yet! "

Omg that so didn’t sink in!!! Eeeeekkkk

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I am not a concept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting enough ??

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"your therapist.

a mind reader.

What about you? What are you not today?"

Ooh... Same girl, same.

I am not here to provide a service.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Full of shit. I am worth more than you think

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I am not getting any at the moment

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am not anyones doormat anymore! Some should be happy at that...some should be very worried x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I am not feeling very well

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By *andy BarSteward73Man
over a year ago

Sandwell

I am not getting any.....

.....younger

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I am not giving up or losing my determination

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Paid enough for this shit!!

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By *andy BarSteward73Man
over a year ago

Sandwell

Also I am not getting any profile views.

(Well not one's that I can see)

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By *LxxMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Paid enough for this shit!!"

Hold on… you get paid for this shit? ??

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A dreamer

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Paid enough for this shit!!

Hold on… you get paid for this shit? ??"

I fecking wish!! Although I'd make no money as I'm more frigid that and freezer

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By *ove to exploreMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I am not sure which alternative reality fabswingers.com finds most of its members from?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

in love...but I am open to persuasion.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"in love...but I am open to persuasion."

Superb post, and a great song.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

In the mood to deal with nasisstic behaviour from a grown arse adult that should know better.

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By *tacy.TWoman
over a year ago

luton

Your mum or your sl*ve

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I'm the same person i am everyday.. I am a therapist though.. I certainly don't determine my choices based on the actions of others..

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Asleep yet

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By *rishsweetheartWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Sexting my friends ex

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I am not an animal. I am a human being!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m not doing anything that goes against my morales. Plus I’m probably one of the luckiest guys that’s been on fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sticking around for this job, my values don't align with yours.

I'm not happy you're punching me down everyday, I just wish you'd take your medication. I know it's not ideal.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I am not tired although I wish I was, I have to start the day at 8am

I am not in a bad mood and I am also not a narcissist, a gas lighter or a thief

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im not my best me

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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"your therapist.

a mind reader.

What about you? What are you not today?"

in as much of an irritated mood as yesterday.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I am not sure I'll get everything done in time. Probably will. :D

I am not the woman you put on a pedestal, nor am I the woman your negative bias sees.

Amber, I really hope things get better soon, x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 13/10/23 07:42:55]

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not an emotional punch bag for the kids.

I'm not a mind reader.

I'm not invisible.

Mrs

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By *orfolkNewbieMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm not....The Messiah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your therapist.

a mind reader.

What about you? What are you not today?

Ooh... Same girl, same.

I am not here to provide a service."

Same!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m not available right now, please leave a message after the tone.

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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"I’m not available right now, please leave a message after the tone."

Beeeeeeeep.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I am actually a lot of peoples therapist today, though certainly not a mind reader!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I'm not an air b&b, I don't simply give people the keys of a house to play in without my presence.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

I am not for everyone

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not wanting anything or anyone that isn’t mine

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Wanting to get up

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Working today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The replacement for what you chucked away.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fully awake

LvM

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Harry I'm not an owl!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I am not a fully functioning human being.

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

getting it when I want it.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Awake, I am most definitely not awake

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I am not your rolling wheels

I am the highway

I am not your carpet ride

I am the sky

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Wanting to get up

Yes that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not rich again when I woke up this morning. Try again tomorrow.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I am not your rolling wheels

I am the highway

I am not your carpet ride

I am the sky"

Tune!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I am not your rolling wheels

I am the highway

I am not your carpet ride

I am the sky

Tune!"

I can always count on you to recognise my tunes in minutes!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I am not a push over

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I am not your rolling wheels

I am the highway

I am not your carpet ride

I am the sky

Tune!

I can always count on you to recognise my tunes in minutes! "

Think I’ll use that album to wake me up now I’ve been inspired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a number, I am a free man

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I am not your rolling wheels

I am the highway

I am not your carpet ride

I am the sky

Tune!

I can always count on you to recognise my tunes in minutes!

Think I’ll use that album to wake me up now I’ve been inspired

What a way to wake up though!

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m

Not finishing early like I hoped

Another hours overtime "

I'm not your sex therapist.

But I want to be

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I am not a man I am a machine

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By *urious130Man
over a year ago

Bolton

In Spain again

At my boat again

naked sunbathing again

drinking Radla again

Feeling hot again

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Im not a mug

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I am Not an enabler

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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

Thank you everyone, I am absolutely loving reading all your replies.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"your therapist.

a mind reader.

What about you? What are you not today?"

I am NOT Spartacus

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm not going to masturbate today.

Slipped disks and pinched nerve might lead to a painful orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not getting any work done today

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I am not...

Happy

An emotional dumping ground

A doormat

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By *erebraljaguarMan
over a year ago

North West…

I am not…

Sure how best to answer this - maybe I am NOT feeling creative after a long week

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I am not really Cauacasuon Ghandi, Im So much more

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I am not in the Matrix

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth

I'm not a sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not going to finish this sen

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"I am not in the Matrix "

'Of course you aren't, Mr Anderson. '

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By *urious130Man
over a year ago

Bolton

"I'm not going to masturbate today.

Slipped disks and pinched nerve might lead to a painful orgasm."

Same boat as me.........heat pads......co-dydromol and naproexn......then crack on......great distraction therapy to be honest

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By *ortney CocksWoman
over a year ago

An agony aunt today

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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

I am not sure how I feel about someone I went to playground, primary school and secondary school recognising me and messaging me on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure how I feel about someone I went to playground, primary school and secondary school recognising me and messaging me on fab.

Would be worse if it was an old teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure how I feel about someone I went to playground, primary school and secondary school recognising me and messaging me on fab.

Least it's not a neighbour or a relative. Had both happen and the old school friend and someone I went on a date with. There here for the same reason as you though. Or maybe not.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Paid enough to get yelled at...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block button comes in handy if you don't want them to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to pay any attention to what is on your bio and send you a dick pick regardless

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