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The most pathetic news story ever

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By *randMrsLP OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

Just saw on a tv news channel a story about what I deemed to be incredibly pathetic

This woman had saved up for twenty years to wed herself. Yes, that is what the story was about

She had fourty best friends/family there.

One things a cert = she won't be getting a divorce

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Just saw on a tv news channel a story about what I deemed to be incredibly pathetic

This woman had saved up for twenty years to wed herself. Yes, that is what the story was about

She had fourty best friends/family there.

One things a cert = she won't be getting a divorce "

She should have saved her cash and come here to whine about how hard it is to get a meet.

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By *oquars19458Man
over a year ago

sheffield

And it cost her four grand

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s no dafter than going into wedding dress shops and trying on wedding dresses for fun.

I hear people do that!

I think she saved up over many years for her “wedding” that never happened (yet!! Never say never!!) but she reached that point in her life where she wanted a mahoosive shin dig to celebrate her, so she did it.

All power to her. Personally I would have fucked everyone off and gone travelling around the World but it’s whatever makes you happy.

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

close by

You never know,she might get personal insurance,then kill herself for the money.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Apparently the happy single consummated the wedding with 25 mins with her rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking self love a tad too far but each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She waved her magic wand put it on high alert and that was her wedding night sorted.. Good vibrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently the happy single consummated the wedding with 25 mins with her rabbit."

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

She enjoyed her day.

Why not.

Tom is planning a divorce party but he has never been married

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Just saw on a tv news channel a story about what I deemed to be incredibly pathetic

This woman had saved up for twenty years to wed herself. Yes, that is what the story was about

She had fourty best friends/family there.

One things a cert = she won't be getting a divorce

"

She might, if she wanted to marry someone else! This is actually a thing you know, though I'm not sure how common it is.

It's her money and her life I say, and the 40 guests would have had the usual ball!

pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's slightly less pointless than the woman who married a ghost

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British


"Just saw on a tv news channel a story about what I deemed to be incredibly pathetic

This woman had saved up for twenty years to wed herself. Yes, that is what the story was about

She had fourty best friends/family there.

One things a cert = she won't be getting a divorce "
anything on BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saw on a tv news channel a story about what I deemed to be incredibly pathetic

This woman had saved up for twenty years to wed herself. Yes, that is what the story was about

She had fourty best friends/family there.

One things a cert = she won't be getting a divorce "

Because news storys will give that headline.

She maybe saved for years for a wedding she never had.

Not sure what's so pathetic about it.

Each to there own and all that jazz.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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I think in my mind it's less pathetic than the people who spend 30 odd thousand on one flipping day, then end up splitting up a year later.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"It's slightly less pointless than the woman who married a ghost"

I think a ghost is more pointless than the British woman in 2005 who "married" a dolphin

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

There is actually a Jerry Springer episode, and I think that it's on YouTube, where an American guy married his horse. What you don't see is a stallion giving his filly away though. The horse might not have particularly liked the taste of wedding cake, but it might have enjoyed having it's oats later that night.

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By *randMrsLP OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 13/10/23 09:24:39]

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Wedding night must have been pretty boring.

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By *randMrsLP OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"Just saw on a tv news channel a story about what I deemed to be incredibly pathetic

This woman had saved up for twenty years to wed herself. Yes, that is what the story was about

She had fourty best friends/family there.

One things a cert = she won't be getting a divorce

She should have saved her cash and come here to whine about how hard it is to get a meet. "

@Funchai

You nearly made me spill my cup of tea

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Wedding night must have been pretty boring."

Maybe she copped off with the bridesmaid

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By *randMrsLP OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"Taking self love a tad too far but each to their own."

Agreed. My thread is light-hearted and if that is what makes her happy, then I and I guess everyone else on this thread wishes her a lot of happiness.

Just thought about this, I would not be too surrised if she is now contacted by many guys that want to marry her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s no dafter than going into wedding dress shops and trying on wedding dresses for fun.

I hear people do that!

I think she saved up over many years for her “wedding” that never happened (yet!! Never say never!!) but she reached that point in her life where she wanted a mahoosive shin dig to celebrate her, so she did it.

All power to her. Personally I would have fucked everyone off and gone travelling around the World but it’s whatever makes you happy."

I would love to see what I look like in a wedding dress but in reality I probably wont ever get married.

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By *randMrsLP OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"It’s no dafter than going into wedding dress shops and trying on wedding dresses for fun.

I hear people do that!

I think she saved up over many years for her “wedding” that never happened (yet!! Never say never!!) but she reached that point in her life where she wanted a mahoosive shin dig to celebrate her, so she did it.

All power to her. Personally I would have fucked everyone off and gone travelling around the World but it’s whatever makes you happy.

I would love to see what I look like in a wedding dress but in reality I probably wont ever get married. "

I hope you meet the right person, soon

What I have noted is that the older you get, the more set you are in your ways as will be the potential other half. This then creates a poblem when the two move in together and they may fall out over the slightest of things.

My recommedation to anyone wanting to get married. Spend as little as possible on the wedding and never borrow to spend on a wedding. Save the money to do-up your place, buy a property, up-grade your car, go on hols and ensure you have cash in the bank for a rainy day.

If you really love someone, a big wedding is not required unless you have loads of money even having spent a lot on the wedding

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