FabSwingers.com forum: Let's toast and see how eggcellent we could be

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A little matchmaking for fun

How do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled boiled or poached? Does someone else like the same? Or maybe more than one

If your not an egg eater then

How do you like your toast? Lightly toasted, 69 seconds of heat, or dark with a inch layer of butter? Are you a spreader? Marmite, vegemite?

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Scrambled all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled please, with smoked bacon, and sourdough toast with butter, or poached on eggs benedict please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I kind of just like eggs. I don't mind too much how they are made it depends on the rest of the "meal" too I guess.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Poached. Medium brown toast with a shit tonne of butter please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I combine the two and go for French toast instead?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oooh I love poached eggs when done properly but too much faff to do myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached.

On toast that has been left to cool!!!

With smoked salmon.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I kind of just like eggs. I don't mind too much how they are made it depends on the rest of the "meal" too I guess. "

Actually... Does this mean I just match with everyone?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I like them all of those ways! Just make sure they don't touch the baked beans

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Soft boiled egg and soldiers with lots of butter.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

poached eggs for me and i do them to perfection

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Poached. Medium brown toast with a shit tonne of butter please. "

Yes !! But also love scrambled eggs and smoked salmon

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I like them all of those ways! Just make sure they don't touch the baked beans

Sausage barrier??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kind of just like eggs. I don't mind too much how they are made it depends on the rest of the "meal" too I guess.

Actually... Does this mean I just match with everyone? "

Sl*t

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I like them all of those ways! Just make sure they don't touch the baked beans

Sausage barrier??"

Always

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I like them all of those ways! Just make sure they don't touch the baked beans

Sausage barrier??

Always

Perfect

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I like them all of those ways! Just make sure they don't touch the baked beans

Sausage barrier??

Always

I do this too!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I kind of just like eggs. I don't mind too much how they are made it depends on the rest of the "meal" too I guess.

Actually... Does this mean I just match with everyone?

Sl*t"

Matching with everyone, or liking all the eggy ways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo I’m a fried egg man, dipping the toast in the runny yoke then eating the rest!!

But if I’m feeling lazy then a scrambled egg between a toasted croissant is the way to go

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Although I do like a dippy egg with marmite soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oeuf cocotte, on the runny side. Sourdough bread, thick slices toasted then dipped in the eggs

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Egg benedict

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Shakshuka!!!!

Ohhhh

Droooooooll

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

Sorry I’ve gone off on one and am having some weird egg orgy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would anyone like to join _aizy in the boiled egg room, you can toss the timer for the perfect oozey yolk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oo I’m a fried egg man, dipping the toast in the runny yoke then eating the rest!!

But if I’m feeling lazy then a scrambled egg between a toasted croissant is the way to go"

With a crispy slice of streaky bacon in it

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Scrambled on toast, fried with a full English. Was in Spain recently where they have them on top of their burgers. Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oo I’m a fried egg man, dipping the toast in the runny yoke then eating the rest!!

But if I’m feeling lazy then a scrambled egg between a toasted croissant is the way to go

With a crispy slice of streaky bacon in it

You’ve got my mouth watering now ma’am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m regretting my choice of French toast now

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Lightly toasted and poached for me.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I like them all of those ways! Just make sure they don't touch the baked beans

Yes!! No bean contamination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrambled on toast, fried with a full English. Was in Spain recently where they have them on top of their burgers. Yum

Make up ya mind man

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’m regretting my choice of French toast now

Oh no, eggy bread is a sublime treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shi

v and ninja getting eggs with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried with the toast smothered in butter - but I like the toast to be cold

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Shi

v and ninja getting eggs with it

Smothered in tomato sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightly toasted lurpack and poached for me or on a full English fried but csnt touch the beans

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Scrambled with butter, tomatoes and bacon, no toast.

I would be surprised if someone matched that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shi

v and ninja getting eggs with it

Smothered in tomato sauce

You’ve just ruined it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kind of just like eggs. I don't mind too much how they are made it depends on the rest of the "meal" too I guess.

Actually... Does this mean I just match with everyone?

Sl*t"

One of the best egg dishes I've ever had was from a place called Egg Slut in Vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached, runny yolk. On toast, smashed avocado, smoked salmon. Sprinkle of salt and chives.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Shi

v and ninja getting eggs with it

Smothered in tomato sauce

You’ve just ruined it now

Sorry lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

I was poached too, so I'm going to dip in and out of both rooms please

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

Sourdough bread, toasted to medium level, cold hard butter evenly spread, topped with scrambled eggs and smoked salmon, with a pinch of black pepper

who wants to make me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

I was poached too, so I'm going to dip in and out of both rooms please "

Apologies I see you had 2 options

I'm sure they'll let ya in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fried with the toast smothered in butter - but I like the toast to be cold

Your in my room I love cold toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fried with the toast smothered in butter - but I like the toast to be cold

Your in my room I love cold toast

Cold toast?? Now that’s criminal ma’am, officer arrest this lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

SpicyDominant and _antasyfrolicks in the sourdough room

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Scrambled. Thick doorstop Sourdough toast (medium) with lashings of salted Welsh butter. Throw some fresh chives into or onto my scrambled eggs and a pinch of gruyère.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

I like double dipping

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

I like double dipping

Oh yokes

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

I like double dipping

Oh yokes

That cracked me up...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

I like double dipping

Oh yokes

That cracked me up..."

Would you like five fingers of toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I stick my egg in a pancake, Im not an egg fan as a straight up egg. Toast, I would like chunky slices from one of those bloomers, lightly toasted then thick butter slowly melting and honey drizzled all over it. Xx

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"So in the scrambled room is Bellaseas and _enis colada

In the poached room is Misty, Cede, Carrie, dave

And Kai, littlemiss and J are double dipping about

I like double dipping

Oh yokes

That cracked me up...

Would you like five fingers of toast?

4 will do thanks

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By *oxongyMan
over a year ago

grimsby

Poached eggs in a microwave, easy peasy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled....with extras added....

Also

Boiled & cooled & mashed with onion, parsley & salad cream in a brown bread wholemeal sambo ....

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Scrambled. Sometimes with bacon running through them (a la my Mum) but Nigella's (not my Mum) "Mexican eggs" with fried tortilla pieces are also amazing.

I'm a bit of a heathen though and like the eggs very well cooked - sorry, France.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm surprised no one has said fertilised to be fair... That's prime dad joke territory!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Scrambled. Sometimes with bacon running through them (a la my Mum) but Nigella's (not my Mum) "Mexican eggs" with fried tortilla pieces are also amazing.

I'm a bit of a heathen though and like the eggs very well cooked - sorry, France.

Soooo when are you making me breakfast

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fried eggs for me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fried eggs for me

And fried bread to go with them

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Moose Cafe on Dale St. Does lovely Huevos Rancheros.

I like my eggs pretty much every way.

A nice runny poached egg Florentine is delicious. A muffin though not sliced bread that doesn't work.

With the setup provided. It feels like French toast is in order. Cinnamon and maybe some maple syrup. Some nice crispy streaky bacon, wouldn't go amiss.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

Fried in the pan just used to cook bacon

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Fried eggs without crisping them to plastic. Served on toast, with grilled back bacon and fried banana.

Alternatively, served on a toasted English muffin with bacon and cheese.

Or in a breakfast wrap with fried onion, tomato, bacon and cheese.

All with Worcester sauce.

Yum.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'd have her ^ on my breakfast plate any day of the week. X

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Toast on its own should be decently brown, with butter and Anchovette fish paste - it's a South African thing.

(Peck's Anchovette used to be the best, but the buggers discontinued it recently. Fortunately I make a reasonable approximation at home)

Patum Pepperium - the Gentleman's Relish, is also great on toast.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'd have her ^ on my breakfast plate any day of the week. X"

Reallllyyyy...?

In that case I'll have my eggs unfertlised please

(some had to use it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I lost the plot lol and too many eggs with this and that and a pinch of something so.....

Just one large egg filled orgy?

That sounds wrong

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

Three eggs scrambled with a little single cream black pepper pinch of salt. Wholemeal toasted bread and real butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked in cakes

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