FabSwingers.com forum: What would make you happy...

By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from him

Someone to cook me food

A rum

And for the weather to be darker and rainier

That would make me happy.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A bacon sarnie covered in red sauce...

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Boobs in my inbox. Simple mind, simple pleasures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the pain in my feet to go away, meaning I could go out for a walk again.

I can barely manage 50yards currently, before excruciating pain turns me around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shelves, plenty of shelves

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To feel like it is all worth it.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

160 replies on my thread

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Energy. Oh and food. Mostly energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bills paid fir next 50 years

Own my own home

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

I'm pretty content to be honest. There isn't much I want just take life as it comes, and see the magic in it all.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Painkillers & a cup of tea

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

To be pain free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A simple rum and .

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"A message from him

Someone to cook me food

A rum

And for the weather to be darker and rainier

That would make me happy.

Message him and ask him to cook you a meal. You might have to be sociable but the rum could ease that.

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

A couple of hot female celebrities to fuck for an hour or so

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Fir my headache to go away, to be finished work, a bit of time to walk and play with the dog. Maybe a fun forum thread to kill some time on later this evening and for the cherry on top maybe a nice message or fab

Thank you for asking Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to sort my heel! So much pain

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

A gentle hand in my hair and eyes that gaze, yet do not glare.

It was a sandwich, but I had one of those.

I'm in a contented dreamy mood. It will pass, there will be something terribly important that needs attending to immediately, probably changes to carparking policies or proper use of the vending machine.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

If someone could make this toothache stop please, that would be great

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

A back tickle

A hot chocolate

And a lap to rest my head

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Boobs in my inbox. Simple mind, simple pleasures"

All the best people are simple.

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Another chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

XL bacon double cheeseburger and some captain Morgan’s with would make me happy

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

A fucktonne of money, the use of which would make me and a lot of other people, very happy.

They say money can’t buy you happiness…

I say it can buy you a fucking super yacht and then you can moor up right alongside happiness…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job and knock

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Not working tonight and an early night

LvM

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Job and knock

Erm... what does this mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some peace and quiet would be nice

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd love someone to make dinner. Something all the kids would eat without complaint. And then they can all go upstairs and read books quietly and put themselves to bed. That would make me bleeding ecstatic

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Some peace and quiet would be nice "

Well shut up then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty happy to be honest.

I'd like to be less tired though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Someone to make tea. I'm out of spoons.

Also someone to adult for me just until bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some peace and quiet would be nice

Well shut up then!

If I don’t talk to myself no one else will.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Some peace and quiet would be nice

Well shut up then!

If I don’t talk to myself no one else will."

That's what I tell myself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some peace and quiet would be nice

Well shut up then!

If I don’t talk to myself no one else will.

That's what I tell myself too"

It’s a hard life

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Some peace and quiet would be nice

Well shut up then!

If I don’t talk to myself no one else will."

Only way to guarantee intelligent conversation.

Apologies Blackadder quotes are hard to resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some peace and quiet would be nice

Well shut up then!

If I don’t talk to myself no one else will.

Only way to guarantee intelligent conversation.

Apologies Blackadder quotes are hard to resist."

Oh I’m not sure it’s intelligent conversation but it’s something

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A confirmation of my job start

C sitting astride me

Good wholesome food in my belly as I’m on a health kick (again!)

A telegram reply to a 4 min chat so it doesn’t feel like I wasted 4 mins

First 3 more likely than the 4th

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

My boy to pass his medical so he can level up to squad boxing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a bmw and a nice holiday abroad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug, a booked flight to the right place.

half dozen orgasms as a bonus would make me way happier though

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

To be restrained and flogged.

To have my full team in work with no vacancies.

A pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug, a booked flight to the right place.

half dozen orgasms as a bonus would make me way happier though

I can provide 3 hugs, 4 orgasms and a drive but you just have to imagine you’re in a plane

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I want a bmw and a nice holiday abroad"

It won’t help.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

I've given it a good ponder and I think the missing thing that would make the biggest difference is a Lion Bar. Possibly a Double Decker but I'd always think I'd settled.

Mr (on a diet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Hi op. What would make you happy today Op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a bmw and a nice holiday abroad

It won’t help."

True, it’d be in the garage almost every week lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to restart life would be pretty epic. Realistically, I just want happiness but that's a feeling I havn't truly felt in 7 years.

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I'm perfectly happy. It's much cooler. I have money. I have a lovely home. I have a beautiful partner.

Regardless of what's going on in the world. Although if I could change anything it would be no more war, poverty, homelessness etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boy to pass his medical so he can level up to squad boxing.

I am sure he will x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Right now I'm missing one hand on my throat and one hand inside me

But I have had to settle for a cup of tea and a film instead

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

An appointment

Payday to come 7 hours early

Dinner I dont have to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?

Right now I'm missing one hand on my throat and one hand inside me

But I have had to settle for a cup of tea and a film instead "

*me laying in bed with 2 hands*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?

Right now I'm missing one hand on my throat and one hand inside me

But I have had to settle for a cup of tea and a film instead

*me laying in bed with 2 hands*"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£6.25 million ,nothing more nothing less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£6.25 million ,nothing more nothing less"

I’ve got 5 pence.. take it or leave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug, a booked flight to the right place.

half dozen orgasms as a bonus would make me way happier though

I can provide 3 hugs, 4 orgasms and a drive but you just have to imagine you’re in a plane"

Maybe you could mock the engine noise ? Vroom vroom would be enough, I'm not that demanding

It's a lovely offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug, a booked flight to the right place.

half dozen orgasms as a bonus would make me way happier though

I can provide 3 hugs, 4 orgasms and a drive but you just have to imagine you’re in a plane

Maybe you could mock the engine noise ? Vroom vroom would be enough, I'm not that demanding

It's a lovely offer

Close your eyes, lay back and I’ll play some aeroplane noises, now that offer runs out soon!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Birth control that doesn't include massive trauma please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passionate kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rest. Rest is what’s missing.

And a cuddle from someone that loves me.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

To be young enough so my body could keep up with my dirty mind

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Vagina.

Not some run-of-the-mill, but a designer vagina.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A shower then some good food

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A full body massage in silence followed by a few amazing orgasms before drifting off to sleep for a full 8 hours uninterrupted.

Even just quiet and sleep would be good right now.

Mrs

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By *in and tonic99Man
over a year ago

braintree

By the look of you and your voice. It’s probably has to be you my loveyness

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By *in and tonic99Man
over a year ago

braintree

One on throat one in side. Really. How is that sex. At all. Sorry really don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy day.. Got a job offer with lots of full potential.

Christmas can be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One on throat one in side. Really. How is that sex. At all. Sorry really don’t get it "

Did I say it was sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy day.. Got a job offer with lots of full potential.

Christmas can be happy"

Congratulations!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Job and knock

Erm... what does this mean?"

Once the job is completed, you can go home.

Common for tradesmen

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

For someone to magically put the money back in my account that I've spent by boredom online shopping while I've been off sick!!

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"For the pain in my feet to go away, meaning I could go out for a walk again.

I can barely manage 50yards currently, before excruciating pain turns me around."

That's not good. Do you know what's causing it?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Actually no. This'll pass. And it's still better than breeding.

What would actually make me happy right now is wrapping my lips around a certain cock and playing with it for the next few hours.

But I can be patient when it's for my own good. Probably

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"One on throat one in side. Really. How is that sex. At all. Sorry really don’t get it

Did I say it was sex?"

It sounds fucking ideal to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crass as it sounds, shitloads of money.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"
people to just have conviction to actually mean what they say

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By *aughty couple 2Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

A woman with big tits for me and my girlfriend to have fun with x

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

A snuggle on the sofa with someone I like.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Apart from my kids, a cuddle and a spoon

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Happy day.. Got a job offer with lots of full potential.

Christmas can be happy"

Oh that's fantastic news! Congratulations, x

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"An appointment

Payday to come 7 hours early

Dinner I dont have to cook

Get a takeaway. Fuck cooking if you can't be arsed.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

A curry and a bj

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Right now, just to not feel poorly.

Everything else that I desire is on it's way, I just need to be patient.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Right now, just to not feel poorly.

Everything else that I desire is on it's way, I just need to be patient. "

Oh Lily, that's wank! I really hope you're better soon and getting lots of rest.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Feeling better. So very tedious.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ealerCouple
over a year ago

ughhh

Feeling a guy cum deep in my arse as I squeeze his shaft

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Him, here, for an unlimited amount of time failing that a nice long massage and dinner cooked for me

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amber81 knows.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Amber81 knows. "

Where's that smell of wee coming from?

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Actually no. This'll pass. And it's still better than breeding.

What would actually make me happy right now is wrapping my lips around a certain cock and playing with it for the next few hours.

But I can be patient when it's for my own good. Probably

It's really dire though isn't it? I've been through various birth control and still... yeaaah.

I hope you get that gagging soon Prey, you deserve it.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Meli looking up at me like that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amber81 knows.

Where's that smell of wee coming from? "

wow that’s a serious accusation

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Less. Less around me Less work, less commitment, less stress, so just like a simple life.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A cuddle and a foot rub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crass as it sounds, shitloads of money."

Do you own a balaclava, a shotgun, a saw and a plane? I have a fast car and an idea.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Shelves, plenty of shelves"

Go to the DIY post lol

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'd take a head rub and some classical music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crass as it sounds, shitloads of money.

Do you own a balaclava, a shotgun, a saw and a plane? I have a fast car and an idea. "

Officer, it was her

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By *oy-with-a-toyMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Being squirted on, best thing in the world

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"All bills paid fir next 50 years

Own my own home

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That wod make you 103 lol be realistic 30 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could go for a kebab tbh. Or a wank

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Ah decent night's sleep lol zzz

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Some one to spoon and watch horror movies with while eating take away and my doggy sleeps at the foot of the bed

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By *oxongyMan
over a year ago

grimsby

To fast forward to Monday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crass as it sounds, shitloads of money.

Do you own a balaclava, a shotgun, a saw and a plane? I have a fast car and an idea.

Officer, it was her"

The red stocking on my head gave it away

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A nice tight hug and a spooning session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some return on my efforts and some respect!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful wife

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"To feel like it is all worth it.

All? It?

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Having sex again after a year! Lol

Seriously though, knowing that someone wants me, would make me happy

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

A double blow job.

Or an apple crumble with ice cream

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

I need my own space, some patience, to not let people who can't communicate infiltrate my mind. More than anything I need to be held.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Amber81 knows. "

That I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?

I need my own space, some patience, to not let people who can't communicate infiltrate my mind. More than anything I need to be held."

Spooning x x oh and kissing neck..

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By *azrich87Man
over a year ago

kings lynn

Missing a cup of tea, blanket and a cuddle

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

For a couple of people at work to get their comeuppance. Nothing nasty, but I hope they soon realise they're not as clever as they think they are...

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Tea with two sugars. Chocolate. Someone to spoon.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

At this very moment a woman riding me with perky tits

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

A massage….or new hamstrings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate with all trimmings and then kissing leaving my mark on his lips.. Marshmallow sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with hugs and spooning.

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By *moochyvibesMan
over a year ago

Lancs

A big fat burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late for a McDonald’s? Because that would make me really happy right now.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Absolutely nothing.. had a lovely evening.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Is it too late for a McDonald’s? Because that would make me really happy right now. "

Actually, scratch my earlier answer. 6 McNuggets would go down a treat!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"At this very moment a woman riding me with perky tits

"
funny, that's exactly what I've just had.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Hmmmm I reckon some warmth is missing. Sat waiting for the car to charge at a services in Brum!

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Absolutely nothing! I had a great day thankyouverymuch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Job and knock

Erm... what does this mean?"

Work till

The jobs done and go home… but paid the shift

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Is it too late for a McDonald’s? Because that would make me really happy right now. "

Never! Unless it's not a 24hrs one!

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

I'm always happy thanks, takes a lot to upset me

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Fruit Pastilles

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Someone to talk to and likes me for me

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"At this very moment a woman riding me with perky tits

funny, that's exactly what I've just had. "

No one likes a ahow off

mrs looks hot im sure it was awsome

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By *anuel ducatiMan
over a year ago

leyburn

"Passionate kisses"

I've forgotten what thats like, anyone care too remind me?

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Hugs from the beautiful human being that is my partner but sadly she is 120 miles from me and I am unable to see her until the last week of October which sucks as I could really do with her hugs right now.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

A new fab friend for nsa mischief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big cock

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Black forest trifle

I had the cake once it was a total foodgasm xx

What about you _eli?

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Right now, a Candy ...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Right now? What do you want? What's missing from your day?"

Cock & Steak.

I'm a complex creature, with simple needs.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Apart from the obvious message from the past

Im in need of antibodies to go to war with this bug in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god so many things. I'm a big ball of stress right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday in the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More time to travel

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"A holiday in the sunshine. "

You in bed beside me the now

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Right now, a Candy ...

Who me?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Right now for this torrential rain to stop so I can take my dog out. He’s so restless but doesn’t like the rain. If he’s happy then I’m happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of Yorkshire tea

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

A blow job and lunch with someone. That'll do me.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Meli looking up at me like that...."

What a coincidence, I'd like that too...

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Hugs from the beautiful human being that is my partner but sadly she is 120 miles from me and I am unable to see her until the last week of October which sucks as I could really do with her hugs right now."

That's really crap, hopefully you'll get all the hugs then. It's a long time to wait, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex with a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A holiday in the sunshine.

You in bed beside me the now

Thats not gonna get me a tan!

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"For the pain in my feet to go away, meaning I could go out for a walk again.

I can barely manage 50yards currently, before excruciating pain turns me around."

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Boobs in my inbox

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

To have my solicitor actually respond to my emails would make me happy

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

If only I knew…

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"To have my solicitor actually respond to my emails would make me happy"

Eurgh. Fingers crossed they do soon and you're able to get the things you want.

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