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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm curious, who makes the best lovers?

Northern Monkeys

Midland Magicians

Southern Fairies

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Obviously Midlands.

Caveat - geography probably doesn’t make much difference.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport Hotel

I think the question is very Anglocentric...

If you live in John O'Groats, everyone is a Southerner and Newcastle would be the start of the Midlands and anything south of Manchester would be a Southern Fairy.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Who cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tsk…what a question, midlands magicians of course - best of south/north, everything beautifully centralised

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Who cares? "

I care obviously

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"I think the question is very Anglocentric...

If you live in John O'Groats, everyone is a Southerner and Newcastle would be the start of the Midlands and anything south of Manchester would be a Southern Fairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born in the north, grew up in the south, live in the midlands.

All boxes ticked. I’m an awesome shag.

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Middle

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Londoners maketh the worst lovers.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"I was born in the north, grew up in the south, live in the midlands.

All boxes ticked. I’m an awesome shag. "

The Hybrid Lover

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"I was born in the north, grew up in the south, live in the midlands.

All boxes ticked. I’m an awesome shag. "

Similar ish. Family from Midlands, born and raised in the south and live in NE Scotland. Best of all traits and thankfully a neutral accent.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Londoners maketh the worst lovers."

Get yourself to St Pancras and head somewhere middle

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Is their a hot spot box to tic

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Londoners maketh the worst lovers."

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

The middle part of the anatomy is the best, therefore the Midlands of course (although that does include quite a lot of the country according to fab!)

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"Londoners maketh the worst lovers."

Speak for yourself!

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Definitely northern

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Strike It Lucky

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Top"

Don't sell yourself short MrNotts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big up to the Midlands massive

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am flying the Southern flag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not north, sorry

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Definitely not north, sorry"

Yeah, unfortunately we have your performances bringing the side down.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nanto Seiken vs Hokuto Shinken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm curious, who makes the best lovers?

Northern Monkeys

Midland Magicians

Southern Fairies"

Definitely magic happens in the Midlands!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a Northern accent and find better matches for my preferences up north so take a trip up a couple of times a year if I can.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I love a Northern accent and find better matches for my preferences up north so take a trip up a couple of times a year if I can."

Got to say, a Scouse accent is my kryptonite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland or so I heard. Is that north? I’m not sure

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

north of course little more rugged.. kidding

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies "

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Midland magicians !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself "

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!) "

No; it's made up bollocks. Posh Mancs. Gosh Nora. I expected better from you.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!)

No; it's made up bollocks. Posh Mancs. Gosh Nora. I expected better from you. "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!) "

I'll accept that when you admit that I'm posh scouse.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!)

I'll accept that when you admit that I'm posh scouse. "

Haha definitely no such thing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northern powerhouses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm curious, who makes the best lovers?

Northern Monkeys

Midland Magicians

Southern Fairies"

Bs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!) "

* Bella and I

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!)

* Bella and I

"

Thanks for proving my point!

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

The north (and I mean really north, like S cotland north) seem to give it their all a lot more in my experience. Guess it's down to more practice as it's always pissing it down so nothing else to do

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm sure it's equal amounts but doesn't mean every single person north south or midland only a majority but north have a lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!)

* Bella and I

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Nora, I love you, but I'm not Manc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies "

However this is true

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The Midlands, no coincidence why there's so many clubs

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!)

* Bella and I

Nora, I love you, but I'm not Manc "

I did think that but didn't want to make Nora look like a fool...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Definitely magic happens in the Midlands!! "

I seem to be becoming more and more enamoured with the 'Midlands Mågíç'.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Definitely magic happens in the Midlands!!

I seem to be becoming more and more enamoured with the 'Midlands Mågíç'. "

If you sold your 1 bedroom flat in Mayfair I reckon you'd get yourself a nice little mansion up here

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Northern monkeys who have blossomed into southern fairies

Doesn't count! You really expect me to believe that you and Bellaseas are any less northern regardless of time down there? Pfft! Kidding yourself

Me and Bella are Posh Mancs I’ll have you know! (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!)

* Bella and I

Nora, I love you, but I'm not Manc

I did think that but didn't want to make Nora look like a fool... "

Only just seen this. I do this quite well on my own

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