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"I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread ![]() ![]() Mine is a cappuccino with bacon and egg butty with tomato sauce. ![]() | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? " Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? | |||
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"Just a regular coffee for me, nothing fancy. It has to be strong but milky. And a bowl of choco hoops ![]() Coming right up ![]() | |||
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" Mine is a cappuccino with bacon and egg butty with tomato sauce. ![]() Yessir | |||
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"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick ![]() Full English or an English muffin lightly toasted with a smidge of butter and some honey ![]() | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? " I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother ![]() | |||
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"Damn. Looks like I've got a lifetime ban from here. I always wake up with the horn above 2, and I only drink Earl Grey tea. (Skulks away into the corner to play on his own!!!)" Sorry there's no corners for the likes of you we're going to ask you to leave sorry ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference) If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club Actually......" I'd say you were a solid 7 or 8, oh horn level whoops ![]() | |||
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"I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread ![]() ![]() What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10? | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother ![]() *Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast? | |||
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"Damn. Looks like I've got a lifetime ban from here. I always wake up with the horn above 2, and I only drink Earl Grey tea. (Skulks away into the corner to play on his own!!!) Sorry there's no corners for the likes of you we're going to ask you to leave sorry ![]() ![]() BANG. That was the sound of the door closing on my way out. Damn coffee drinkers.... | |||
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" What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?" 2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick ![]() ![]() I have a salmon a cream cheese bagel with home brewed filter coffee... I just realised how middle class that sounds ![]() | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother ![]() That is breakfast ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick ![]() ![]() ![]() Just embrace it ![]() | |||
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"I'm staying away from coffee on the forum! " You don't have to have coffee just have a smell of this tissue ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10? 2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first ![]() ![]() Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning ![]() | |||
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" What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10? 2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first ![]() ![]() ![]() It'll be for the best and you may find someone to tickle your erm... Pickle whilst you're here | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you flirting with me?! Careful now, I don’t want to be kicked out before I’ve even had time to finish my drink ![]() | |||
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" What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10? 2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't tempt me ![]() | |||
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"Something the best things come out of situations that are chilled and come with no pressure or expectations. Sounds perfect right now. Two coffees please" Coming right up ![]() | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I would never put you in a compromising position ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee. " 1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes ![]() | |||
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" What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10? 2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Temptation is literally in our name ![]() | |||
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"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee. 1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes ![]() This is a new and interesting direction for you. I like it! (Don’t worry, I won’t get used to it) | |||
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"I'm staying away from coffee on the forum! You don't have to have coffee just have a smell of this tissue ![]() ![]() ![]() The last time I was around coffee in to the forum, I got in to trouble though. | |||
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"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee. 1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes ![]() That wasn't an invitation to stay, take your coffee and go before the horn level rises, Jesus the bloody liberty ![]() | |||
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"I'm staying away from coffee on the forum! You don't have to have coffee just have a smell of this tissue ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll be fine you're with me what could go wrong ![]() | |||
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"Trying sticky toffee pudding latte. With added toffee syrup. No horn level. " Making sticky toffee or just adding to it? | |||
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"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well that’s a shame ![]() | |||
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"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee. 1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes ![]() ![]() It’s only just been done. The service here is terrible. I’m off - bye! | |||
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"Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference) If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club Actually...... I'd say you were a solid 7 or 8, oh horn level whoops ![]() There's one or two who instantly have that effect with their desperation. | |||
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"Coffee… ![]() Wait, what?! Off the hotlist for that obscenity ![]() | |||
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"Coffee… ![]() ![]() It’s fine. Just don’t breath on me between thrusts! | |||
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"Coffee… ![]() ![]() I do offer chewing gum or mints before departure ![]() | |||
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"No horn here so I'll have a cappuccino and a crusty roll with rashers,runny egg and red sauce please ![]() Would you care for a yolk or have you..... Had your full for the day ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No horn here so I'll have a cappuccino and a crusty roll with rashers,runny egg and red sauce please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Let's not lower the tone now ![]() | |||
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"No horn here so I'll have a cappuccino and a crusty roll with rashers,runny egg and red sauce please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh good God ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Had my coffee just now, finished my third MSTeams meeting of the morning so horn level at -12. Looking to stop in a bit for some lunch, maybe a pork pie, also some great sausages which will go in a granary bread sarnie with ketchup." Just in time for the brekkie! Finish serving at 1200 ![]() | |||
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"I prefer to drink coffee alone." Good. It stinks. You stink. I do love your hair though. I bet it smells like bristows. | |||
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"I prefer to drink coffee alone. Good. It stinks. You stink. I do love your hair though. I bet it smells like bristows." You say the nicest things ![]() | |||
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" I do love your hair though. I bet it smells like bristows." As in Eric Bristow (I assume that is the smell of cigarettes, beer and a thousand darts fans crowded in to a small space!) ![]() | |||
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