FabSwingers.com forum: A quiet coffee morning.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread

The only remit for entry into the coffee club is a low level of horn, flirting is actively promoted but at your own risk, if your horn level rises you're out of the club

I'm having a large vanilla latte with a sausage and egg *insert local jargon here* (sandwich) with brown sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference)

If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club

Actually......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread

The only remit for entry into the coffee club is a low level of horn, flirting is actively promoted but at your own risk, if your horn level rises you're out of the club

I'm having a large vanilla latte with a sausage and egg *insert local jargon here* (sandwich) with brown sauce. "

Mine is a cappuccino with bacon and egg butty with tomato sauce.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Just a regular coffee for me, nothing fancy. It has to be strong but milky. And a bowl of choco hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club? "

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a regular coffee for me, nothing fancy. It has to be strong but milky. And a bowl of choco hoops

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is a cappuccino with bacon and egg butty with tomato sauce.

Yessir

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Damn.

Looks like I've got a lifetime ban from here.

I always wake up with the horn above 2, and I only drink Earl Grey tea.

(Skulks away into the corner to play on his own!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick

Full English or an English muffin lightly toasted with a smidge of butter and some honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks? "

I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn.

Looks like I've got a lifetime ban from here.

I always wake up with the horn above 2, and I only drink Earl Grey tea.

(Skulks away into the corner to play on his own!!!)"

Sorry there's no corners for the likes of you we're going to ask you to leave sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference)

If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club

Actually......"

I'd say you were a solid 7 or 8, oh horn level whoops

Did you look at a post from someone and your level went down?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I usually wait for PW to post her horn level post, but, I wasn't feeling fab when she posted it so, today it gets its own thread

The only remit for entry into the coffee club is a low level of horn, flirting is actively promoted but at your own risk, if your horn level rises you're out of the club

I'm having a large vanilla latte with a sausage and egg *insert local jargon here* (sandwich) with brown sauce. "

What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Ill have my milky coffee at 11ish after morning horn has gone down ,hour work out done and chill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?

I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother

*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Damn.

Looks like I've got a lifetime ban from here.

I always wake up with the horn above 2, and I only drink Earl Grey tea.

(Skulks away into the corner to play on his own!!!)

Sorry there's no corners for the likes of you we're going to ask you to leave sorry

BANG.

That was the sound of the door closing on my way out.

Damn coffee drinkers....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?"

2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking hot lemonade (don't knock it until you try it)

I'm at my desk and still feeling absolutely pants.

Looking at my photos I'm the biggest catfish today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick

Full English or an English muffin lightly toasted with a smidge of butter and some honey

I have a salmon a cream cheese bagel with home brewed filter coffee... I just realised how middle class that sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?

I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother

*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast? "

That is breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?

I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother

*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?

That is breakfast

good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I'm staying away from coffee on the forum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can get on board with this. Easing into the morning without the unnecessary horniness and sex. A good coffee and breakfast will do the trick

Full English or an English muffin lightly toasted with a smidge of butter and some honey

I have a salmon a cream cheese bagel with home brewed filter coffee... I just realised how middle class that sounds

Just embrace it

it adds to the illure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm staying away from coffee on the forum! "

You don't have to have coffee just have a smell of this tissue

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Strong and Black with a muffin

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?

2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first

Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong and Black with a muffin"

Yessir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?

2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first

Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning

It'll be for the best and you may find someone to tickle your erm... Pickle whilst you're here

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Something the best things come out of situations that are chilled and come with no pressure or expectations.

Sounds perfect right now. Two coffees please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?

I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother

*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?

That is breakfast

good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough

Are you flirting with me?! Careful now, I don’t want to be kicked out before I’ve even had time to finish my drink

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?

2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first

Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning

It'll be for the best and you may find someone to tickle your erm... Pickle whilst you're here "

Don't tempt me

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something the best things come out of situations that are chilled and come with no pressure or expectations.

Sounds perfect right now. Two coffees please"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?

I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother

*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?

That is breakfast

good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough

Are you flirting with me?! Careful now, I don’t want to be kicked out before I’ve even had time to finish my drink

I would never put you in a compromising position

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee. "

1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the cut off for the club TT2 0-10?

2, any higher and you may tilt the club and unfortunately the club comes first

Welcome coffee club. I'll avoid perving this morning

It'll be for the best and you may find someone to tickle your erm... Pickle whilst you're here

Don't tempt me

Temptation is literally in our name

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee.

1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes

This is a new and interesting direction for you. I like it!

(Don’t worry, I won’t get used to it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying sticky toffee pudding latte. With added toffee syrup.

No horn level.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I'm staying away from coffee on the forum!

You don't have to have coffee just have a smell of this tissue

The last time I was around coffee in to the forum, I got in to trouble though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee.

1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes

This is a new and interesting direction for you. I like it!

(Don’t worry, I won’t get used to it) "

That wasn't an invitation to stay, take your coffee and go before the horn level rises, Jesus the bloody liberty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm staying away from coffee on the forum!

You don't have to have coffee just have a smell of this tissue

The last time I was around coffee in to the forum, I got in to trouble though. "

You'll be fine you're with me what could go wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying sticky toffee pudding latte. With added toffee syrup.

No horn level. "

Making sticky toffee or just adding to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not horny but I don’t like coffee. Can I still join the club?

Of course you can, would you like a hot chocolate or are you not a fan of hot drinks?

I’ll take a Red bull if it isn’t too much of a bother

*Shudders at the thought* right away m'dear would you care for any breakfast?

That is breakfast

good grief and here was me thinking you were sweet enough

Are you flirting with me?! Careful now, I don’t want to be kicked out before I’ve even had time to finish my drink

I would never put you in a compromising position

Well that’s a shame

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"My levels are high today so I’m out. But for the record, I do like coffee.

1 coffee to go, we're kind.... Sometimes

This is a new and interesting direction for you. I like it!

(Don’t worry, I won’t get used to it)

That wasn't an invitation to stay, take your coffee and go before the horn level rises, Jesus the bloody liberty

It’s only just been done. The service here is terrible. I’m off - bye!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

No horn here so I'll have a cappuccino and a crusty roll with rashers,runny egg and red sauce please

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam. I'm definitely more than 2 (and no that wasn't a polyamory reference)

If only I hadn't fallen asleep before taking care of myself last night, maybe I'd been your coffee club

Actually......

I'd say you were a solid 7 or 8, oh horn level whoops

Did you look at a post from someone and your level went down? "

There's one or two who instantly have that effect with their desperation.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Coffee…

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Coffee…

Wait, what?! Off the hotlist for that obscenity

Currently enjoying a lovely mocha.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Wrong emoji and I CBA to delete and do it again

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Coffee…

Wait, what?! Off the hotlist for that obscenity

Currently enjoying a lovely mocha.

Mrs "

It’s fine.

Just don’t breath on me between thrusts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee…

Wait, what?! Off the hotlist for that obscenity

Currently enjoying a lovely mocha.

Mrs

It’s fine.

Just don’t breath on me between thrusts!"

I do offer chewing gum or mints before departure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No horn here so I'll have a cappuccino and a crusty roll with rashers,runny egg and red sauce please

Em x"

Would you care for a yolk or have you..... Had your full for the day

fuck me I'm getting worse

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"No horn here so I'll have a cappuccino and a crusty roll with rashers,runny egg and red sauce please

Em x

Would you care for a yolk or have you..... Had your full for the day

fuck me I'm getting worse

Let's not lower the tone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my coffee just now, finished my third MSTeams meeting of the morning so horn level at -12. Looking to stop in a bit for some lunch, maybe a pork pie, also some great sausages which will go in a granary bread sarnie with ketchup.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"No horn here so I'll have a cappuccino and a crusty roll with rashers,runny egg and red sauce please

Em x

Would you care for a yolk or have you..... Had your full for the day

fuck me I'm getting worse

Oh good God

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had my coffee just now, finished my third MSTeams meeting of the morning so horn level at -12. Looking to stop in a bit for some lunch, maybe a pork pie, also some great sausages which will go in a granary bread sarnie with ketchup."

Just in time for the brekkie! Finish serving at 1200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to drink coffee alone.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I prefer to drink coffee alone."

Good.

It stinks.

You stink.

I do love your hair though.

I bet it smells like bristows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to drink coffee alone.

Good.

It stinks.

You stink.

I do love your hair though.

I bet it smells like bristows."

You say the nicest things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love your hair though.

I bet it smells like bristows."

As in Eric Bristow (I assume that is the smell of cigarettes, beer and a thousand darts fans crowded in to a small space!)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Coffee and some scrambled egg would be great right now, thanks

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, white mocha- no cream and a cinnamon swirl would do the trick for me!

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Horn level - Zero

Caffeine levels - Zero

About to sort out the caffeine levels so can I join?

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

My daily intake is one of those 6-cup Moka pots, makes one decent sized mug of coffee.

OK it's effectively 6 espresso shots in one go but it works!

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