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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This is a fairly common euphemism (in my neck of the woods at least) to denote the act of performing a task in an unconventional and often illogical manner and contrary to accepted norms, especially in reference to the commonly held/acknowledged order of actions within the given undertaking.

A classic example: Pouring the milk into a cup before the boiling water when making a cup of tea.

Good folks; In relation to the above, can you cite me examples that you have experienced wherein folks you have encountered in life have performed tasks in an arse about face manner?

If you’re feeling particularly bold, perhaps you’d like to share (and subsequently be ridiculed by all and sundry here) any idiosyncratic arse about face acts you perform?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I once came and then put the condom on

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I once came and then put the condom on "

Better late than never I guess

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I don't do anything arse about face - it's everyone else that does

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I have on occasion gone arse over tit, but that's another story.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have on occasion gone arse over tit, but that's another story. "

I love that expression

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I once came and then put the condom on

Better late than never I guess "

Thats thr problem I wasn't late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its arse about tit !

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Its arse about tit ! "

Nope.

Arse over tit.

Arse about face.

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

Always put the milk in first!

Tastes better and doesn’t stain the cup as much. Disagree and your just wrong

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Always put the milk in first!

Tastes better and doesn’t stain the cup as much. Disagree and your just wrong "

That's so wrong it's treasoness!!!!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Always put the milk in first!

Tastes better and doesn’t stain the cup as much. Disagree and your just wrong "

Heathen

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Always put the milk in first!

Tastes better and doesn’t stain the cup as much. Disagree and your just wrong "

Only for coffee. Not that I drink tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always put the milk in first!

Tastes better and doesn’t stain the cup as much. Disagree and your just wrong "

I've always put milk in first, obviously for coffee not tea, is that wrong?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Base over apex os a more subtle version of the same thing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"If you’re feeling particularly bold, perhaps you’d like to share (and subsequently be ridiculed by all and sundry here) any idiosyncratic arse about face acts you perform?"

I once engaged in pillow talk •before• having sex. She wasn't impressed because she had to wake me up when I fell asleep mid-conversation.

In my defence I was only 21.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If you’re feeling particularly bold, perhaps you’d like to share (and subsequently be ridiculed by all and sundry here) any idiosyncratic arse about face acts you perform?

I once engaged in pillow talk •before• having sex. She wasn't impressed because she had to wake me up when I fell asleep mid-conversation.

In my defence I was only 21."

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