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Why don't you do a charity parachute jump..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.you could help a good cause like the PFWF..( parachute failure widows fund)...

...unless you have a really really good excuse..

( we take your answers very seriously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m simply too fat to do one.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Already did one years ago. Static line solo jump from 2000 ft

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Because I’m simply too fat to do one."

Basically this. Actually I'm going to check the max weight. Might have to come up with another excuse.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Sure if you set it up for me.

I may just not pull the chord though, I'm a lover of irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the only thing in life I said I would do but haven't yet. Yes weight is an issue. Once I shift some I'll do a tandem one as it would rake me fucking forever to actually jump based on my bungee, zipline and abseiling experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely petrified of heights, and falling, to the point it keeps me awake at night.

Completely irrational fear I know.

I've had panic attacks in high carparks where I'm absolutely no where near the edge/wall, so I think I'd actually have a heart attack if I was to jump out of a plane.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Balls nothing like big enough

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By *ynxOrchidWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd have ago if I'm light enough.

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Having been an instructor for 15 years have done over 1600 jumps. Would recommend it to everyone... the second most exciting thing you will ever do!

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Having been an instructor for 15 years have done over 1600 jumps. Would recommend it to everyone... the second most exciting thing you will ever do!"

But that was 30 years ago!

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


".you could help a good cause like the PFWF..( parachute failure widows fund)...

...unless you have a really really good excuse..

( we take your answers very seriously)

"

What about the widowers? Falling out of a plane is not gender specific.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".you could help a good cause like the PFWF..( parachute failure widows fund)...

...unless you have a really really good excuse..

( we take your answers very seriously)

What about the widowers? Falling out of a plane is not gender specific. "

If I'd put PFWWF..someone would make a panda bear or wrestler do the jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".you could help a good cause like the PFWF..( parachute failure widows fund)...

...unless you have a really really good excuse..

( we take your answers very seriously)

What about the widowers? Falling out of a plane is not gender specific.

If I'd put PFWWF..someone would make a panda bear or wrestler do the jump "
Ah imagine, would love to see a panda jump (fall safely!) from a plane all fluffy flailing limbs and cuteness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".you could help a good cause like the PFWF..( parachute failure widows fund)...

...unless you have a really really good excuse..

( we take your answers very seriously)

What about the widowers? Falling out of a plane is not gender specific.

If I'd put PFWWF..someone would make a panda bear or wrestler do the jump Ah imagine, would love to see a panda jump (fall safely!) from a plane all fluffy flailing limbs and cuteness "
but if he landed awkwardly he could end up with a black eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".you could help a good cause like the PFWF..( parachute failure widows fund)...

...unless you have a really really good excuse..

( we take your answers very seriously)

What about the widowers? Falling out of a plane is not gender specific.

If I'd put PFWWF..someone would make a panda bear or wrestler do the jump Ah imagine, would love to see a panda jump (fall safely!) from a plane all fluffy flailing limbs and cuteness but if he landed awkwardly he could end up with a black eye "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Not doing that shit for nobody.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Having been an instructor for 15 years have done over 1600 jumps. Would recommend it to everyone... the second most exciting thing you will ever do!"

Is first having sex with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm too down to earth.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I love adventures and helping good causes

but prefer to keep the two separate.

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Like everything else these days, flying is expensive. No way am I jumping out before I've had value for money.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ah sorry can’t.. waiting for a hip replacement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done a bungee jump, an abseil, a fire walk and various other challenges over the years. I've done my share.

Happily sponsor others though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been an instructor for 15 years have done over 1600 jumps. Would recommend it to everyone... the second most exciting thing you will ever do!"

In seriousness I'd actually love to but I have hypertension so likely wouldn't be allowed to

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Have done it for fun a few times. I'm not sure anyone would cough up money though for me to do it again when I enjoy it. Plus I'd feel lame for asking... so a pass from me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Love to. I look forward to hearing it's arranged

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd rather shit my knickers in public.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Would absolutely do one but a bit cold in scotland for it now

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


".you could help a good cause like the PFWF..( parachute failure widows fund)...

...unless you have a really really good excuse..

( we take your answers very seriously)

"

Nope always want to do it when I was younger but don't fancy it now I'd still like to go some where and fly like they do in the movies or in pantomime on invisible wires.

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Too fat and I would probably forget to open it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has to fly the plane…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too fat and I would probably forget to open it "

You could put a reminder ( to open parachute)on your phone...as your hurtling down

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

The sign in reception says 0 days since last incident!!

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area


"Having been an instructor for 15 years have done over 1600 jumps. Would recommend it to everyone... the second most exciting thing you will ever do!"
I have done it and I have to say it was one of the most exhilarating experiences I have had with my clothes on!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m all for helping charities but 5k, 10k runs will do me fine

Not afraid of heights but nope no way am I tossing myself out of a plane

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By *r happyMan
over a year ago

coleshill

Did one years ago if your looking for a adrenaline rush it's up there as one of the best

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Because I don't have a parachute

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By *inkygentkentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Why would I want to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft?

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I don't do heights or anything to do with deep water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did a 13000 foot tandem jump for charity a couple of years ago best thing I've ever done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone would tamper with my parachute, guarantee it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone would tamper with my parachute, guarantee it. "
Jeez

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

If we were meant to fly we would have been born with wings.

It’s a no from me.

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By *atureoldieslookingforfunCouple
over a year ago

Redcar

Me Mr, did 1 30 years ago for cancer research, great experience, absolutely terrified for the few seconds before the parachute opens, then a few minutes of great excitement, then 10 seconds of terror till you hit the ground as you land.

This was a solo jump, you're not attached to anyone.

I'd do it again but would probably break something, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both were with 82nd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can’t even bring myself to get on a plane I’m sure as shit not jumping out of one

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

For those that don't want to jump, that's fine you don't have to jump, it's a lot of pressure and requires courage and determination.

I will gladly push each and every one of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those that don't want to jump, that's fine you don't have to jump, it's a lot of pressure and requires courage and determination.

I will gladly push each and every one of you. "

You’d have to get me on there first

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

It's quite interesting at night, wearing full kit and carrying additional weight in a bergen and having a weapon.

For shits and giggles you could do a water jump.

As for not wanting to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft...Any aircraft landing is nothing more than a controlled crash.....

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By *r X46Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Why doesn't someone sponsor me to go on a two week bender in Thailand for charity? I would find it as hard and as enjoyable as climbing a mountain for jumping out of a plane.

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