FabSwingers.com forum: Don’t believe everything you read

By * Willis OP Man
over a year ago

London

Don’t believe everything you read in public toilets. Sharon is not up for a good time.

What an awkward phone call that was…….

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Don’t believe everything you read in public toilets. Sharon is not up for a good time.

What an awkward phone call that was…….

On the plus side though, Dave really ‘woz here’ (I witnessed the grisly aftermath in the toilet bowl)

By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"These toilets are checked every hour". Who's checking them, Mr Magoo?

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

""These toilets are checked every hour". Who's checking them, Mr Magoo?

Tick boxes ticked for the current hour:

Toilet roll - Y

Washbasin clean - Y

Toilet seat clean - Y

Paper towels replenished - Y

Floor clean - Y

I enter accessible toilet. The floor is flooded with muddy water. There is no toilet seat. There are scrumpled wet hand towels in the plug hole. The hand towel dispenser is empty. There is no soap. The toilet roll is unravelled and all over the muddy, wet floor.

*Exits toilet and clenches pelvic floor furiously*

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Most public toilets look like a dirty protest had taken place.

Why anyone would want to go there and stick their cock through a hole in a cubicle wall with writing above saying

" get sucked here"

Is beyond me.

I waited three hours with my cock through a hole and not one BJ

By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

For the rules of toilet tennis look left.

Look right.

Still makes me laugh that one. No idea why.