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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve done the maths and I’m owed 23 fucks, 16 blow jobs and should have licked the cum from 19 anuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I haven't got a fuck to spare

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’ve given all mine away, unfortunately.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I only promise blatant ignorance for a fab I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know how to break it to you fiddles but I think you’ve been conned.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Have you been mis sold sexual favours?...call 696969

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Only 23? You're slacking

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Do these false promises reset every year?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We never did get sent their hotel room number, it was all lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go and take your fabs back.

If the chicks ain’t delivering………get your fabs refund processed.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t know how to break it to you fiddles but I think you’ve been conned. "

I’m a broken man. Oh the shame.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Only 23? You're slacking "

I’ve been busy putting the washing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak to a lawyer...cos they f**k you with no fabs required 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP can I have the algorithm that you have used to calculate these numbers? Also, I think that you may have miscalculated, as it is bound not to have taken into account those who have been using ninja mode when stalking you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Speak to a lawyer...cos they f**k you with no fabs required 0

It’s like webuyanyfabs. com. They promise you bareback anal but by the time you sign up you’re having a wank behind the co-op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speak to a lawyer...cos they f**k you with no fabs required 0

It’s like webuyanyfabs. com. They promise you bareback anal but by the time you sign up you’re having a wank behind the co-op. "

This could be the biggest mis-selling scandal sin e ppi

#nofabs4fuks

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