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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You’ve woken up, you’ve logged into Fab.

What are those staple things you can rely on to see every day on here come rain or shine?

Not *just* on the forums, but the site as a whole.

It’s just a fun thread, Fabsters, so play nicely of course!

I dunno, some examples might be:

- That “couple” advertising yet another meet on your local feed where it’s “just Mr available today”. Again

- Somebody quipping on the forums that they prefer ITV when someone starts a BBC thread

- Me asking for boobs to my inbox (ladies .. g’wan don’t be shy )

But what else my lovelies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The straight men asking me to fuck them. I love my first thing in the morning inbox.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I have nothing suitable to add but I'm going to extend a warm good morning to you, DB.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nothing suitable to add but I'm going to extend a warm good morning to you, DB."

And to you too, Mr London

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The ability to read a thread from the bottom up and identify each poster before their name appears.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Mrs TMN getting her tits out.

Mr TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men ignoring other men in forums but simping over anything a woman posts.

Sensible threads descending into flaming and trolling.

Local status updates from single guys treating people like a utility.

Inane look at me look at me threads.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

An alliterative thread suggesting a form of pic on a particular day that’s been bumped from the day before.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Mrs TMN getting her tits out.

Mr TMN"

You’re a lucky lad.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The straight men asking me to fuck them. I love my first thing in the morning inbox."

Fancy a fuck.

Oh straight you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biting sarcasm from one of my favourite fabsters in the NW - even before she has got her morning coffee in (or maybe it's because she has not got that caffeine jolt to kick start her day).

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Seems the men in my local updates are simple creatures who all share one universal brain cell between them, as they've all got statuses saying. "soooo horny this morning".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come in the search of good dick yet end up finding dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average sausage fest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems the men in my local updates are simple creatures who all share one universal brain cell between them, as they've all got statuses saying. "soooo horny this morning".

"

This op. I bet mr average does not go to work saying.. Sooo horny.. Or the supermarket.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Naked scrabble sounds cool. Do you start naked or is there some kind of penalty system?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Being blocked fuck I love that shit pre coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to meet first thing in the morning. I haven’t even wiped the sleep out of my eyes or brushed my teeth yet, give it a rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Browsing anything and everything

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A news update from Essex Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve talking about race somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s been a woman on here since I started this account that counts down every week until the weekend

She then spends every hour of the weekend looking for a huge cock to “wreck her”

By huge she means 9 inch minimum

This goes on all weekend and at about 8pm on Sunday she starts to complain about not being able to find the huge cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in my local updates seems to remove and repost the same pics almost daily. I don’t get it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Dan telling us it's just for fun and lighthearted

LvM flirting shamelessly

Wonko not being in

Posh requesting wank material

Mrs TMN x

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Someone in my local updates seems to remove and repost the same pics almost daily. I don’t get it. "

I had a block a guy local to me for this, because otherwise my local updates were just the same five zoomed in close up full frame pics of his erection, over and over and over.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"You’ve woken up, you’ve logged into Fab.

What are those staple things you can rely on to see every day on here come rain or shine?

Not *just* on the forums, but the site as a whole.

It’s just a fun thread, Fabsters, so play nicely of course!

I dunno, some examples might be:

- That “couple” advertising yet another meet on your local feed where it’s “just Mr available today”. Again

- Somebody quipping on the forums that they prefer ITV when someone starts a BBC thread

- Me asking for boobs to my inbox (ladies .. g’wan don’t be shy )

But what else my lovelies? "

Another brave effort there Dan.

Good luck........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the subscription message in my inpot proving the yellow box still works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men hitting on me for some reason

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

It's you Dan.

I feel like Yozzer Hughes in the Confessional box.

I'm lost... directionless... I'm desperate Dan. So I bought a book 'What do men want' by Nina Power it's coming today.

Maybe she can tell me the answer.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Disappointment!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

The same pictures being removed and uploaded by a certain few.

Loads of sooo horny updates.

Numerous 1-3 word messages.

So many Willys,not enough boobs.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biting sarcasm.

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve woken up, you’ve logged into Fab.

What are those staple things you can rely on to see every day on here come rain or shine?

Not *just* on the forums, but the site as a whole.

It’s just a fun thread, Fabsters, so play nicely of course!

I dunno, some examples might be:

- That “couple” advertising yet another meet on your local feed where it’s “just Mr available today”. Again

- Somebody quipping on the forums that they prefer ITV when someone starts a BBC thread

- Me asking for boobs to my inbox (ladies .. g’wan don’t be shy )

But what else my lovelies?

Another brave effort there Dan.

Good luck........ "

It hasn’t worked

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Steve talking about race somewhere"

Yeah, he's everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men declaring to the world that they ain't getting any.

A thread dedicated to getting some bit of your body out.

The next installment of the wonderful forum relationships.

People trying to be funny and failing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The incels and misogynists whinging about what women want despite being told otherwise and still thinking they know it all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

People complaining about the "conditions"

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 10/10/23 13:15:05]

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I mostly just check the forum, to see what is going on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The incels and misogynists whinging about what women want despite being told otherwise and still thinking they know it all "

Is this… Man hating?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A lovely Good Morning message - not sarcasm.

A forum post that will make me laugh.

A forum post that will make me roll my eyes.

A ghost/timewaster/weirdo will arrive or disappear in my inbox

An offering of a “pounding/ruining/destroying”

A subsequent blocking.

Some updates from my hotlist. I like these.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Men declaring to the world that they ain't getting any.

A thread dedicated to getting some bit of your body out.

The next installment of the wonderful forum relationships.

People trying to be funny and failing.

"

Perfect. :D

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Local updates of snow even though I can't see any out my window.

A hot pic promising that a fab means you'll fuck then or something like that.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"You’ve woken up, you’ve logged into Fab.

What are those staple things you can rely on to see every day on here come rain or shine?

Not *just* on the forums, but the site as a whole.

It’s just a fun thread, Fabsters, so play nicely of course!

I dunno, some examples might be:

- That “couple” advertising yet another meet on your local feed where it’s “just Mr available today”. Again

- Somebody quipping on the forums that they prefer ITV when someone starts a BBC thread

- Me asking for boobs to my inbox (ladies .. g’wan don’t be shy )

But what else my lovelies?

Another brave effort there Dan.

Good luck........

It hasn’t worked "

Keep at it buddy.

Patience.

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