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Why can't we get a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are we doing wrong?

Is Luke to tall?

Is Lucy to short?

Is it cos we is down south?

(Tongue in cheek)

Please help us!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is coz you are too bloody fussy and should just shag anyone !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because your bum is cracked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't looked at your profile.

Um...

Yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its because your'e wearing white shoes after labour day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its because your'e wearing white shoes after labour day "

They are black and white shoes, shall I get rid of them? Would that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah you can keep them on,bugger all the american crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is coz you are too bloody fussy and should just shag anyone !!!!!! "

So your saying we should just shag everything that moves and breathes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are we doing wrong?

Is Luke to tall?

Is Lucy to short?

Is it cos we is down south?

(Tongue in cheek)

Please help us!!! "

The last time I checked your profile you've had meets and even one this Month or were those verifications bought on ebay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its because Lukes knob is grey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are we doing wrong?

Is Luke to tall?

Is Lucy to short?

Is it cos we is down south?

(Tongue in cheek)

Please help us!!!

The last time I checked your profile you've had meets and even one this Month or were those verifications bought on ebay? "

Amazon

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Probably all that bloomin' sand won't help your cause.

Crabs could be a factor as well, they're a bit nippy in the breeze.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"It is coz you are too bloody fussy and should just shag anyone !!!!!!

So your saying we should just shag everything that moves and breathes? "

You mean you don't??? Bloody timewasters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think its because Lukes knob is grey"

I was kinda hoping no one would notice that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its because Lukes knob is grey

I was kinda hoping no one would notice that "

Unfortunately some did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Because the mrs has such a fantastic bum....... It intimidates us..... And the mr....looks too good as well.......

In fact we think you lifted the pics from a models catalogue...so ur fake...so we won't shag ya..

You did ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus can you still not get a meet?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You got to go to a hot tub party!!! What are you complaining for?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because the mrs has such a fantastic bum....... It intimidates us..... And the mr....looks too good as well.......

In fact we think you lifted the pics from a models catalogue...so ur fake...so we won't shag ya..

You did ask"

Bugger we have been sussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus can you still not get a meet? "

No because we are fake

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

(Tongue in cheek)

Please help us!!! "

Its a bit forward asking us to tongue your cheeks before we have even met

and to plead for it does seem ...errrr needy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'd shag you. But you'd need to move to Derby first as I don't like driving much.

A fair offer I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant see why,you both look very nice

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its cause your too gorgeous and noone thinks they can match you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd shag you. But you'd need to move to Derby first as I don't like driving much.

A fair offer I reckon "

Packs bags and removal lorry and heads for the midlands

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

yes please move to the midlands lol

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