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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No face pic no chat

Only good looking people like us

We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)

You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.

We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am

We can lick and suck for weeks can you

Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.

We don't accom or travel

If you have more than one veri were not interested

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Let's not forget after all of that..."we're an easy going, friendly couple with no hang ups!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasters move along

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You must pay for the hotel, bring snacks, drinks, flowers, lingerie for the missus, and we'll kick you out after 30 mins cos we'll be using it for a GB when you've gone.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"No face pic no chat

Only good looking people like us

We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)

You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.

We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am

We can lick and suck for weeks can you

Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.

We don't accom or travel

If you have more than one veri were not interested

And don't forget that only 'proffessionnal' people like yourself are welcome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic no chat

Only good looking people like us

We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)

You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.

We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am

We can lick and suck for weeks can you

Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.

We don't accom or travel

If you have more than one veri were not interested

..... age/size doesn't matter as long as they are no greater or lesser than ours.

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh this thread has really made me giggle

D x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"No face pic no chat

Only good looking people like us

We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)

You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.

We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am

We can lick and suck for weeks can you

Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.

We don't accom or travel

If you have more than one veri were not interested

Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot THE CAPS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't bite unless you want us to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic no chat

Only good looking people like us

We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)

You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.

We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am

We can lick and suck for weeks can you

Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.

We don't accom or travel

If you have more than one veri were not interested

Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me..."

You should have .... have you seen him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No SINGLE GUYS, we will find you unless you are hung like a donkey don't message us

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

your not asking for much !!!! Good luck

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

'Jog on'

(susie)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"No face pic no chat

Only good looking people like us

We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)

You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.

We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am

We can lick and suck for weeks can you

Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.

We don't accom or travel

If you have more than one veri were not interested

Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me...

You should have .... have you seen him?

"
I can now - he is right behind you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby will be there for my safety

Can he watch?

He will only touch me

honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"

Welcome to my world

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"

Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's not forget after all of that..."we're an easy going, friendly couple with no hang ups!"

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

To Sydney University....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"

Like all the straight guys who look at my profile lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!"

Point her in my direction and I'll reciprocate with all the "straight" guys who message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!

Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression

Ive not read yours but it made me chuckle as mailing me,yet stating no women and the emotional fucktard thing...i felt like replying with what about confused fucktards.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!

Like all the straight guys who look at my profile lol "

oh nice profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic no chat

Only good looking people like us

We don't show face pictures because of our jobs (were lollypop people outside number ten)

You must be more than 20 inches and we want to see proof.

We only meet on Tuesdays at 7.30am

We can lick and suck for weeks can you

Insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious into the message, any spelling mistakes and you will be blocked.

We don't accom or travel

If you have more than one veri were not interested

Jeeze now I know why you never replied. Should have gone to specsavers , me...

You should have .... have you seen him?

I can now - he is right behind you !

...... hope to fekk that illuminating moment just then was his torch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it was my luminous bulb

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"it was my luminous bulb

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Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!

Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression

Ive not read yours but it made me chuckle as mailing me,yet stating no women and the emotional fucktard thing...i felt like replying with what about confused fucktards."

You're welcome to have a read and scrutanise (or abuse) but a bit of a warning, you may fall asleep

You should reply and send them a link to this thread

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I read a new one today...

Emotional fucktards jog on.

Coming from a lady who mailed me but is 100% straight and only looking for men!

Reading this i think i may need to re-write mine, especially if it gives a similar impression

Ive not read yours but it made me chuckle as mailing me,yet stating no women and the emotional fucktard thing...i felt like replying with what about confused fucktards."

You're welcome to have a read and scrutanise (or abuse) but a bit of a warning, you may fall asleep

You should reply and send them a link to this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont meet smokers ...but will make a exception for you

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

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OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

Laine she messaged me and told me to post it

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

Laine she messaged me and told me to post it

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OMG the plot thickens... I better go a retire before anymore damage can be done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.

Oooh sounds like something you have practiced

Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.

Oooh sounds like something you have practiced

Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please

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You are such a wind up merchant pmsl... I am so innocent in all this (not often I can claim that but I can in this case!!!)

Laine???? Dont believe him!!!!!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Wont meet smokers ...but will make a exception for you

Does that mean you're exceptional or they are a smoker but lie about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.

Oooh sounds like something you have practiced

Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please

You are such a wind up merchant pmsl... I am so innocent in all this (not often I can claim that but I can in this case!!!)

Laine???? Dont believe him!!!!!

I never do believe him, he fibs with ease ...... and his eye twinkles when he does. (dead giveaway shhhhh)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it was my luminous bulb

Hope you didnt leave a burn mark on Laine's lovely bottom?

Nope but I did notice it needed ironing

OMG I cannot believe what you made of my post...Laine? Laine???????? I did not mean that - honestly I did nt. Kev twisted it....I am innocent!

..... not to worry, I'll be twisting his bulbs good and proper next time I see him.

Oooh sounds like something you have practiced

Aphrotightly stop messaging me about Laine please

You are such a wind up merchant pmsl... I am so innocent in all this (not often I can claim that but I can in this case!!!)

Laine???? Dont believe him!!!!!

I never do believe him, he fibs with ease ...... and his eye twinkles when he does. (dead giveaway shhhhh) "

Laine it's that daftoblightly she makes me fib, the glint in my eye is from sniffing hot wax before I do my man garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Wax

........ hehehehehe (cackling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not the ones wanting A listed professional like minded couples

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

What's with all this! You lot copy/pasting our profile! Get your own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly states loves big girls/bbw's but winks, fabs pictures, sends messages to someone who is a size 12

Clearly states that random friendship requesters will be blocked but random friendship requests others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wont meet smokers ...but will make a exception for you

Does that mean you're exceptional or they are a smoker but lie about it

I smoke and it states I do on my profile

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Wont meet smokers ...but will make a exception for you

Does that mean you're exceptional or they are a smoker but lie about it

I smoke and it states I do on my profile

Nah you're exceptional

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