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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths! "A broken e on his keyboard J | |||
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
J"A flat battery in the karaoke mic. | |||
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic."Butter that's too firm to spread without ripping the bread. | |||
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic." Vina!!
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic.
Vina!!
"Hey, it's only a *mild* inconvenience 
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic.
Vina!!
Hey, it's only a *mild* inconvenience
She can change the battery "Unable to find car keys/debit card when you need it the most. | |||
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"The ring pull on the beer can breaking off " Frayed aglets on your shoelaces. | |||
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic.
Vina!!
"You got missed - caked hard sugar on the sugar spoon. | |||
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"Put a slightly coffee covered spoon into the sugar jar, take a fuse out the kettle, toaster etc" Misplaced keys to the handuffs. | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°*" Puts Smelling salts in his bath  | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°*" Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter. | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter." Run out of lube. | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter." Tea bag splits in the tea pot | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter. Tea bag splits in the tea pot " Turn all their clothes inside out. | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter. Tea bag splits in the tea pot Turn all their clothes inside out. " Breaks one side of all their clothes hangers | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter. Tea bag splits in the tea pot Turn all their clothes inside out. Breaks one side of all their clothes hangers " Missed a hole when lacing up the corset. | |||
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic.
Butter that's too firm to spread without ripping the bread. "Lumpy shampoo gotta get some from the shops with a towel wrapped around their head | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter. Run out of lube." I guess I'm invisible. | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter. Run out of lube. I guess I'm invisible." Steppingbin spilt flour (I'm imagining just the footprints giving away where you're walking...) | |||
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"Itching powder in his ^ belly button...•°* Having to drink port out of a brandy snifter. Run out of lube. I guess I'm invisible. Steppingbin spilt flour (I'm imagining just the footprints giving away where you're walking...) "Spoon in the sink soaks you good and proper | |||
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"All remote batteries go flat "Hide all the toilet roll in the house but leave enough on the roll for one wipe | |||
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"Biscuit falls into their tea just as they put it to their mouth" Tie all the shoes together | |||
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic."Weirdly, I have the real life version of this. I have lost my voice 
Anyway, may the poster above have every traffic light turn red as they approach.
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic.
Weirdly, I have the real life version of this. I have lost my voice
Anyway, may the poster above have every traffic light turn red as they approach.
J"Oh no! I didn't curse you! Promise! May the poster above have the sheets of printer paper keep sticking together. | |||
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"Just a fun on for th vning, what mild inconvninc do you wish on th postr abov? Kp it light you drangd psychopaths!
A broken e on his keyboard
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A flat battery in the karaoke mic.
Weirdly, I have the real life version of this. I have lost my voice
Anyway, may the poster above have every traffic light turn red as they approach.
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Oh no! I didn't curse you! Promise!
May the poster above have the sheets of printer paper keep sticking together. "His screenshot button to break hehehe | |||
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"Fuse to pop on the kettle tomorrow morning " Lego all over the bedroom floor | |||
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"Fuse to pop on the kettle tomorrow morning Lego all over the bedroom floor" An eternity of odd socks | |||
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"Fuse to pop on the kettle tomorrow morning Lego all over the bedroom floor An eternity of odd socks" All of which have a hole in the toe | |||
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"Fuse to pop on the kettle tomorrow morning Lego all over the bedroom floor An eternity of odd socks All of which have a hole in the toe" A broken bra strap | |||
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"Can only answer calls on loud speaker" His eyes turned red for a day | |||
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"Realises once they arrive at the gym that they've forgotten their headphones." Every piece of equipment you want to use is in use | |||
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"Realises once they arrive at the gym that they've forgotten their headphones. Every piece of equipment you want to use is in use" That's way more than mild! | |||
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"Realises once they arrive at the gym that they've forgotten their headphones. Every piece of equipment you want to use is in use That's way more than mild! "Sorry  | |||
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"Realises once they arrive at the gym that they've forgotten their headphones. Every piece of equipment you want to use is in use" One of her emojis randomly stops working intermittently but only for 24 hours | |||
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"The battery is running low on your smoke alarms." The only car parking space left is one with a 4x4 with the wheels just inside the line | |||
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"Realises once they arrive at the gym that they've forgotten their headphones. Every piece of equipment you want to use is in use That's way more than mild!
Sorry "Flat phone battery and can't find a phone charger. | |||
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"Realises once they arrive at the gym that they've forgotten their headphones. Every piece of equipment you want to use is in use One of her emojis randomly stops working intermittently but only for 24 hours "  | |||
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"Realises once they arrive at the gym that they've forgotten their headphones. Every piece of equipment you want to use is in use That's way more than mild!
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Flat phone battery and can't find a phone charger. "That's quite harsh  | |||
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"When you go to get the clothes out of the washing machine, you realise you forgot to start the cycle" Two white gym t shirts accidentally get washed with a red one | |||
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"When you go to get the clothes out of the washing machine, you realise you forgot to start the cycle" Noo..When you think the washing machine is done and you turn the fucking knob to end it for some reason only to realise the cycle hadn't finished and you have to start all over. That might be worse. If it ever happened to someone. | |||
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"When you go to get the peas out of the freezer they're all gone, so you have to serve cabbage " They closed all the gyms for a month | |||
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"When you go to get the peas out of the freezer they're all gone, so you have to serve cabbage They closed all the gyms for a month "Good job I don't go gym | |||
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"Remove the labels from the tinned stuff in the cupboard " Wow evil lol | |||
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"Unexpected item in the bagging area " An annoying buzz. She gets it. She should. | |||
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"Unexpected item in the bagging area An annoying buzz. She gets it. She should." Yeah. Your voicenotes pal | |||
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