FabSwingers.com forum: Hoover comparisons

By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have noticed recently that people verifies don't say that the person they have met "sucks like a Dyson".

What's wrong, can people no longer provide the high amount of suction that the popular appliance can provide?

Or has there been a change in the use of language to something a bit more complimentary?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If someone said that about me I'd just not show that veri

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

More complimentary? It's the highest praise. I'm sad that it's fallen out of use, I'd always wanted to be compared to an object that sucks up dirt. Hey ho, guess I'll have to aim lower.

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lol even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they limited the power hoovers can consume so they no longer suck any where near as well as they used.

so much for being eco

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is that to prevent a+e admissions.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"they limited the power hoovers can consume so they no longer suck any where near as well as they used.

so much for being eco"

900 watts max since 2017

How am I supposed to get my balls sucked dry with that?

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

You seem to be very knowledgeable on the wattage of suction devices.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"they limited the power hoovers can consume so they no longer suck any where near as well as they used.

so much for being eco

900 watts max since 2017

How am I supposed to get my balls sucked dry with that?

This is exactly why such comments are no longer shown.

I leave balls so empty they echo. Don't compare me to a puny Dyson

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"they limited the power hoovers can consume so they no longer suck any where near as well as they used.

so much for being eco

900 watts max since 2017

How am I supposed to get my balls sucked dry with that?

This is exactly why such comments are no longer shown.

I leave balls so empty they echo. Don't compare me to a puny Dyson

That’s the spirit

At the very least I like my soul to be sucked right out through my urethra….

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ending up like a shrivelled husk of a man.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Ending up like a shrivelled husk of a man."

I like to be left literally inside out

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I need to meet the special girl who can do that to a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my shark..

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

What's the wattage and is it wired? The battery powered ones always rub out before I'm finished

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"they limited the power hoovers can consume so they no longer suck any where near as well as they used.

so much for being eco

900 watts max since 2017

How am I supposed to get my balls sucked dry with that?

This is exactly why such comments are no longer shown.

I leave balls so empty they echo. Don't compare me to a puny Dyson

Lol " I leave balls so empty they echo" I'm stealing this great line

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Remember the Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal?

Remember the scene wherein the poor little Gelfling has their life essence sucked out, leaving them as a withered little old dude?

….Yep, that’s my idea of a quality blow job right there

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Remember the Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal?

Remember the scene wherein the poor little Gelfling has their life essence sucked out, leaving them as a withered little old dude?

….Yep, that’s my idea of a quality blow job right there

So I've got to channel a succubus? Got it. Thanks for the thread Op, it's really going to help my sex life.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Remember the Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal?

Remember the scene wherein the poor little Gelfling has their life essence sucked out, leaving them as a withered little old dude?

….Yep, that’s my idea of a quality blow job right there

So I've got to channel a succubus? Got it. Thanks for the thread Op, it's really going to help my sex life."

A great tip, lovely; Take a drinking straw and a hard boiled egg. If you can suck that egg right through it, well…..you will have reached divinity

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"they limited the power hoovers can consume so they no longer suck any where near as well as they used.

so much for being eco

900 watts max since 2017

How am I supposed to get my balls sucked dry with that?

Give the filters a good clean. With Henry you can up the power

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By *r X46 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Remember the Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal?

Remember the scene wherein the poor little Gelfling has their life essence sucked out, leaving them as a withered little old dude?

….Yep, that’s my idea of a quality blow job right there

So I've got to channel a succubus? Got it. Thanks for the thread Op, it's really going to help my sex life.

A great tip, lovely; Take a drinking straw and a hard boiled egg. If you can suck that egg right through it, well…..you will have reached divinity

That's black belt level sucking.

I'd happily settle for someone who could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"they limited the power hoovers can consume so they no longer suck any where near as well as they used.

so much for being eco

900 watts max since 2017

How am I supposed to get my balls sucked dry with that?

Give the filters a good clean. With Henry you can up the power

I’m thinking of getting a Hetty also and having a lewd threesome…..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Remember the Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal?

Remember the scene wherein the poor little Gelfling has their life essence sucked out, leaving them as a withered little old dude?

….Yep, that’s my idea of a quality blow job right there

So I've got to channel a succubus? Got it. Thanks for the thread Op, it's really going to help my sex life.

A great tip, lovely; Take a drinking straw and a hard boiled egg. If you can suck that egg right through it, well…..you will have reached divinity

That's black belt level sucking.

I'd happily settle for someone who could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe"

There’s simply no other sensation quite like it than to feel one’s internal organs being drawn into one’s penis at the hands (well….mouth) of a champion sucker

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

The original slogan was "Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux". Never having had one, I wouldn't be able to confirm its capabilities.

Anyone else remember the adverts with the "Oreck Challenge"? It involved the founder of the Oreck vacuum-cleaner company sitting on a chair, with a bowling-ball suspended over his head via the nozzle-attachment from one of his hoovers to demonstrate how great the suction on them was.

After owning two of them, I can confirm that he must have taken the Oreck Challenge right with a fresh-from-the-box hoover, as they lose their amazing suction in pretty short order. Either that, or they had to go with the first take, being killed during the second, and the coroner removing a bowling-ball from where his head used to be.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Remember the Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal?

Remember the scene wherein the poor little Gelfling has their life essence sucked out, leaving them as a withered little old dude?

….Yep, that’s my idea of a quality blow job right there

So I've got to channel a succubus? Got it. Thanks for the thread Op, it's really going to help my sex life.

A great tip, lovely; Take a drinking straw and a hard boiled egg. If you can suck that egg right through it, well…..you will have reached divinity

That's black belt level sucking.

I'd happily settle for someone who could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

There’s simply no other sensation quite like it than to feel one’s internal organs being drawn into one’s penis at the hands (well….mouth) of a champion sucker

I don't know why but I'm getting this peculiar feeling that you quite enjoy receiving oral sex. Odd that.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I prefer Mielé vacuums

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Remember the Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal?

Remember the scene wherein the poor little Gelfling has their life essence sucked out, leaving them as a withered little old dude?

….Yep, that’s my idea of a quality blow job right there

So I've got to channel a succubus? Got it. Thanks for the thread Op, it's really going to help my sex life.

A great tip, lovely; Take a drinking straw and a hard boiled egg. If you can suck that egg right through it, well…..you will have reached divinity

That's black belt level sucking.

I'd happily settle for someone who could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

There’s simply no other sensation quite like it than to feel one’s internal organs being drawn into one’s penis at the hands (well….mouth) of a champion sucker

I don't know why but I'm getting this peculiar feeling that you quite enjoy receiving oral sex. Odd that.

It is….most agreeable, one finds

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Vacuums don't sick as hard now they are limited to 800w so it doesn't mean as much as it once did.

She sucks like a Dyson could mean she doesn't suck as much as she used to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vacuums don't sick as hard now they are limited to 800w so it doesn't mean as much as it once did.

She sucks like a Dyson could mean she doesn't suck as much as she used to. "
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Wattage is not an indication of suction power..!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Vacuums don't sick as hard now they are limited to 800w so it doesn't mean as much as it once did.

She sucks like a Dyson could mean she doesn't suck as much as she used to. ..

Wattage is not an indication of suction power..!

No it's a measure of power and all other things being equal more power means more suction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vacuums don't sick as hard now they are limited to 800w so it doesn't mean as much as it once did.

She sucks like a Dyson could mean she doesn't suck as much as she used to. ..

Wattage is not an indication of suction power..!

No it's a measure of power and all other things being equal more power means more suction. "
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Not essentially....see " water lift test " etc on Google.

Wattage is a measurement of consumption and not of power output.

Just because a vacuum has more wattage it doesn't equate it has better suction..just that it draws more power...

( the first dozen Google threads on ' does higher wattage mean better suction on vacuums" all day "no".

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Suck like a Henry, I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck like a Henry, I do."

We're all coming round for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and Henry vacs are one of the few things left that's British made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer sucks like a thirsty hamster.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I prefer sucks like a thirsty hamster."

Or ‘Guzzles like a Bentley’

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Girth must be left a bit wanting if these guys have managed to get their cock in a dyson to make the comparison

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I love my shark..

I have one of those. Awesome cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm noticing a trend of women being referred to as fire crackers and pocket rockets. Verifications can be very unoriginal most of the time with the same old repetitive sentences...

"Treat her with respect she doesn't suffer fools"

"I won't go into detail but" (goes into detail

etc

I also often see how well she took his BBC and then I check his pictures to see it's just a BC.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Vacuums don't sick as hard now they are limited to 800w so it doesn't mean as much as it once did.

She sucks like a Dyson could mean she doesn't suck as much as she used to. ..

Wattage is not an indication of suction power..!

No it's a measure of power and all other things being equal more power means more suction. ...

Not essentially....see " water lift test " etc on Google.

Wattage is a measurement of consumption and not of power output.

Just because a vacuum has more wattage it doesn't equate it has better suction..just that it draws more power...

( the first dozen Google threads on ' does higher wattage mean better suction on vacuums" all day "no".

A watt is the SI unit of power

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