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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Dear men, are the insufferable womenfolk of Fab causing you much angst and grief? Are you put off by their woes and thwarted by their forked tongues and prickly quims?

Wouldn't it be lovely if we could just gather them up like wilted rose petals, cold-press them in a huge vat to extract their offending oils and nectar, and bottle them to sell to the lowest bidder?

In the meantime this thread is your private parlour and lounge, to escape, rest and take in the tonic of serenity and sanctuary.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Dear men, are the insufferable womenfolk of Fab causing you much angst and grief? Are you put off by their woes and thwarted by their forked tongues and prickly quims?

Wouldn't it be lovely if we could just gather them up like wilted rose petals, cold-press them in a huge vat to extract their offending oils and nectar, and bottle them to sell to the lowest bidder?

In the meantime this thread is your private parlour and lounge, to escape, rest and take in the tonic of serenity and sanctuary.

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Will there be tits on this thread?? If not - im leaving!!

#wellbalanced #gentleman

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Will there be tits on this thread?? If not - I'm leaving!!

#wellbalanced #gentleman

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There will be guitars of the most exceptional quality.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Will there be tits on this thread?? If not - I'm leaving!!

#wellbalanced #gentleman

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There will be guitars of the most exceptional quality."

#sold - to the well Groomed gentleman in the fantastic shoes!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think this must be your hundredth thread like this? Get outside Nero - enjoy a coffee. A cinnamon roll. Live a bit. Don't dwell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit sexist this lounge feel like I need to make a womans lounge. Equality..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men, are the insufferable womenfolk of Fab causing you much angst and grief? Are you put off by their woes and thwarted by their forked tongues and prickly quims?

Wouldn't it be lovely if we could just gather them up like wilted rose petals, cold-press them in a huge vat to extract their offending oils and nectar, and bottle them to sell to the lowest bidder?

In the meantime this thread is your private parlour and lounge, to escape, rest and take in the tonic of serenity and sanctuary.

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Well done, you just won the popularity contest. Not.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I knew there would be women who'd ruin this safe space

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Nah, it'll just be full of blokes moaning and talking bollox

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Nah, it'll just be full of blokes moaning and talking bollox

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Is that a promise?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A teeny tiny bit but we wouldn’t change them would we ?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"A teeny tiny bit but we wouldn’t change them would we ? "

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Of course not.

This is just a jocular thread.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.

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Please kindly ensure that you're in your classy lingerie first, Bøø.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.

I usually do

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Ahh ...a prickly quim wouldn't discourage me

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Ahh ...a prickly quim wouldn't discourage me

Can be resolved by waxing anyway.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Ahh ...a prickly quim wouldn't discourage me

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It's all word-play my dear friend. What about the forked tongue though?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.

I usually do

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...when she's digging her fingernails up and down my bare naked back.

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"Ahh ...a prickly quim wouldn't discourage me

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It's all word-play my dear friend. What about the forked tongue though?

I mean is it any worse than a smart mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.

I usually do

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...when she's digging her fingernails up and down my bare naked back.

I'm far too common for you my love

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.

I usually do

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...when she's digging her fingernails up and down my bare naked back.

Have you ever considered writing and publishing "Nero's tales"?

I love how your mind dreams

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"We are not all Prickly Nero, that's just the lazy ones!

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That should be my new name Prick Lee Nero.

I'll make sure to call you by your first name going forward.

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Please kindly ensure that you're in your classy lingerie first, Bøø.

I'll grab some new pieces from Tesco just for you Nero.

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