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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

for vaginae (that’s posh plural for you) opening to close shut if you don’t have sex for a long time?

Asking for myself.

(Only serious responses please).

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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One month - your vagina puts in a good fight and tries to remind you that it can enjoy itself.

Three months - it realises nothing is happening. The flutters still happen but there's no action so it begins to stop lubricating.

Six months - cobwebs start forming.

A year - it closes shut.

There is hope though, it's temporary, waiting for the right key.

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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

It’s been 84 years…

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Can’t you just use it for something else? Seems like a waste of a handy “body pocket”!

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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

Like for spare change when going out out?

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"Like for spare change when going out out? "

Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It’s been 84 years… "

•

Then we shall allocate a space for it within the Natural History Museum.

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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Like for spare change when going out out?

Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless. "

Nah. I have a handbag for that.

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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever


"It’s been 84 years…

•

Then we shall allocate a space for it within the Natural History Museum."

Right next to Titanosaur, I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was good after 2 years closed for business, so I'm sure it will be fine.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

In my case it just goes quiet and mostly dormant after about 3- 6 months. It still manages to keep itself well lubricated though.

It doesn’t even bother with wanking most of the time.

However, I am also happy to report that it can be awakened at any point up to 4 years. I basically decided after 4 years of this experiment that I couldn’t continue any longer. I basically decided that I didn’t want to die without having had sex again. Or maybe she did?

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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Mine was good after 2 years closed for business, so I'm sure it will be fine. "

Good to hear. Currently fast approaching the mid point.

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"Like for spare change when going out out?

Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless.

Nah. I have a handbag for that. "

I thought he was going to end his list with "two sliding doors and a conveyer belt" if you get the reference.

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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever


"In my case it just goes quiet and mostly dormant after about 3- 6 months. It still manages to keep itself well lubricated though.

It doesn’t even bother with wanking most of the time.

However, I am also happy to report that it can be awakened at any point up to 4 years. I basically decided after 4 years of this experiment that I couldn’t continue any longer. I basically decided that I didn’t want to die without having had sex again. Or maybe she did? "

We know who is in charge on that matter

(She definitely did it)

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"Like for spare change when going out out?

Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless.

Nah. I have a handbag for that.

I thought he was going to end his list with "two sliding doors and a conveyer belt" if you get the reference. "

But I’d have had to list a Goblin teas made and a cuddly toy….

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By *imply Dee OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Like for spare change when going out out?

Yeah or lipstick, an epi-pen, a small book of sonnets, a snack, more comfortable shoes if your feet start to get sore…. The options are endless.

Nah. I have a handbag for that.

I thought he was going to end his list with "two sliding doors and a conveyer belt" if you get the reference.

But I’d have had to list a Goblin teas made and a cuddly toy…. "

This doesn’t seem to me like a serious response guys. Do you think I’m joking?

This an issue of a serious matter.

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