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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD

Is it true what I been told once you try a tan (colour) ladly you not go back to white

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I am a lily white Ladly and so I will never get the Sex again.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin

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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD


"I am a lily white Ladly and so I will never get the Sex again. "

Mmm but with your lovely smile and hot bottom you sure have men thinking which best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a lily white Ladly and so I will never get the Sex again. "

Life is just so unfair

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

No.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD


"Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin "

Don't get me wrong I love the pale skin , but been told by to very hot jamaican ladly ,once try black you never go back

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

To be honest I’d worry more about having sex with any lady, ever again after that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Purple people fuck better.

Come on op is this a real question?!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true what I been told once you try a tan (colour) ladly you not go back to white"

I don't know about ladies but there is a saying about the men which is once you've had black you never go back.. which is, like most things, complete and utter bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin

Don't get me wrong I love the pale skin , but been told by to very hot jamaican ladly ,once try black you never go back "

Well, only one way to test that theory out - but I bet after you have, and you get offered sex on a plate by a pale skinned person, your dick will do the thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin

Don't get me wrong I love the pale skin , but been told by to very hot jamaican ladly ,once try black you never go back "

Comments like this are probably why no black women want to have sex with you x

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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD


"Purple people fuck better.

Come on op is this a real question?!

Mrs "

just asking as been told by two lovely black jamaican ladlys who give me a couple of four hands massage , once I try black I never go back so asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamaican 'ladly's' are hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tears in my eyes. My head is hot.

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By *hgoonthenMan
over a year ago

Smallwood

Jesus Christ and people wonder why they find it hard to get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamaican 'ladly's' are hot "

Even hotter than Jamaican ladles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD


"Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin

Don't get me wrong I love the pale skin , but been told by to very hot jamaican ladly ,once try black you never go back

Comments like this are probably why no black women want to have sex with you x"

Maybe but had sex in years so it not matter if I put up things like this do as I got nothing to lost by asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true what I been told once you try a tan (colour) ladly you not go back to white"

Depends what you like surely?

Unless a vitamin D deficiency is the issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamaican 'ladly's' are hot

Even hotter than Jamaican ladles?"

My grandma has a ladle she brought from Jamaica, although it only get hot when it's been in soup for a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, they probably are talking about the Reggae Reggae Sauce - it's a winner, never go back to any other barbecue sauce after you tried that one from Levi Roots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin

Don't get me wrong I love the pale skin , but been told by to very hot jamaican ladly ,once try black you never go back

Comments like this are probably why no black women want to have sex with you x

Maybe but had sex in years so it not matter if I put up things like this do as I got nothing to lost by asking "

Yeah and comments like this are probably why you haven't had sex in years LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is it tan or colour? Either way, I'm fucked. Oh wait...

But seriously, sweet baby Jesus some people

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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

"

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am a lily white Ladly and so I will never get the Sex again.

Mmm but with your lovely smile and hot bottom you sure have men thinking which best "

My bottom is currently quite cold. I am curled up in a blanket

A whiter shade of pale today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

"

Excuse me I'm not black I am tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking "

Don't ask haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking "

Oi! Don’t say Black!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops of to the sunbed shop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... four hands massage ... "

Interesting - normally only needs one hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but fr. Call Black people Black. This madness has to stop

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

"

We shan't get started on the Black & Tans. That's a very different thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking "

Just don't ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My bottom is currently quite cold. I am curled up in a blanket

A whiter shade of pale today "

Was your face, at first just ghostly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

We shan't get started on the Black & Tans. That's a very different thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking "

No sane person is telling you off for saying black

Don’t let the crazies rule over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking

Oi! Don’t say Black!! "

Try 'off white' - that covers a multitude of sins

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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking

Just don't ask "

OK thank you all for you thoughts, just a old man asking a question and still some how gets in trouble, never mind that's life when it come to things like that nowadays nothing is straight forward yes or no

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Wait what???

Looks like I'm winning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking

Oi! Don’t say Black!!

Try 'off white' - that covers a multitude of sins"

Off white? Isn't that magnolia?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin

Don't get me wrong I love the pale skin , but been told by to very hot jamaican ladly ,once try black you never go back "

Were they trying to upsell?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all."

Typical fab, white knighting for the Black people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking

Just don't ask

OK thank you all for you thoughts, just a old man asking a question and still some how gets in trouble, never mind that's life when it come to things like that nowadays nothing is straight forward yes or no "

Probably yes, but on the other hand it could be no.

Still interested in the four hand massage though - wondering how much it would have cost to test out the 'ladies' initial assertion?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all.

Typical fab, white knighting for the Black people. "

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? Love white white knights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, it sucks to be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all.

Typical fab, white knighting for the Black people. "

Mr Pickles, you know better than to say 'black'. Lets go for BAME instead, cos not all 'tan' or 'coloured' are 'black'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking

Oi! Don’t say Black!!

Try 'off white' - that covers a multitude of sins

Off white? Isn't that magnolia?"

Beige!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all.

Typical fab, white knighting for the Black people.

Mr Pickles, you know better than to say 'black'. Lets go for BAME instead, cos not all 'tan' or 'coloured' are 'black'. "

Yes! Of course! BAME.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Magenta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all.

Typical fab, white knighting for the Black people.

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? Love white white knights."

‘Take up the White Man's burden’ - Mr Kipling probably

(I know. It’sa joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all.

Typical fab, white knighting for the Black people.

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? Love white white knights.

‘Take up the White Man's burden’ - Mr Kipling probably

(I know. It’sa joke)"

But he did make exceedingly good cakes, and BoJo liked quoting him at the most inopportune times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tan lady! So happy it's a real one, not a fake one.

I don't know why you're getting such a hard time OP. At all.

Typical fab, white knighting for the Black people.

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? Love white white knights.

‘Take up the White Man's burden’ - Mr Kipling probably

(I know. It’sa joke)

But he did make exceedingly good cakes, and BoJo liked quoting him at the most inopportune times."

Rudyard? I bet his cakes were the best.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"It’s the describing them as tan and then ‘colour’ for me

Well you get told off if you say black so how do you get around it when asking

Just don't ask

OK thank you all for you thoughts, just a old man asking a question and still some how gets in trouble, never mind that's life when it come to things like that nowadays nothing is straight forward yes or no

Probably yes, but on the other hand it could be no.

Still interested in the four hand massage though - wondering how much it would have cost to test out the 'ladies' initial assertion?"

Yeah cause they wouldn't say something like that to the clearly racist person to get an upsell... nope not at all.

[/sarcasm]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Magenta"

Purple? Purple women are probably beyond cold

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

So if I put on tan where do I stand here?

Em x

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By *hris 62 OP   Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD


"So if I put on tan where do I stand here?

Em x"

Look like big trouble like me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magenta

Purple? Purple women are probably beyond cold "

But what about the red ones, all those hot flushes and all - surely that makes them hotter than the tan or colour ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if I put on tan where do I stand here?

Em x

Look like big trouble like me haha"

OP, you tried. Sorry, I will stop hijacking your thread.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Magenta

Purple? Purple women are probably beyond cold

But what about the red ones, all those hot flushes and all - surely that makes them hotter than the tan or colour ones?"

I do go red very easily. Bloody menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't black the absence of all colour and white, the presence of all colours in the visible spectrum of light.

I've heard it's not tan where it's at, it's actually the taupe ones.

I'm on the lookout for taupe. I'll also accept warm sand, Kentucky birch, and plaster of Paris.

You have to avoid those who are quietude or cobble brown shaded, apparently they really take it out of you in the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true what I been told once you try a tan (colour) ladly you not go back to white"

I had sex queen am Indian lady the first time she was pale. The next time we met she had been to Greece for 3 weeks and was dark brown.

It was great but I actually like pale white skin like mine as I'm red head.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover


"Hubby here, I actually really like pale skin

Don't get me wrong I love the pale skin , but been told by to very hot jamaican ladly ,once try black you never go back

Comments like this are probably why no black women want to have sex with you x"

I don’t really have a preference in regards to looks, i find im attracted to a person, regardless of sex, looks or race

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